Top 245 Star Wars Lines Improved by Replacing a Word With "Pants"

[DandyFop]

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
6. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
7. Your pants, you will not need them.
8. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
9. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
10. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. 've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
13. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
14. These aren't the pants you're looking for.
15. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
16. A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
17. Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
18. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
19. That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
20. The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
21. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
22. Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
23. "I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
24. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
25. I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
26. Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
27. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
28. I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
29. The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
30. "Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."

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[Drederick Tatum]

FIRST.


and lol.

[Tzar]

yeah the first one was enough for me

[Freebasser]

Isn't "Death Star" two words?

[Otis Driftwood]

Cmute, improve yourself by puttin on some pants...

[Otis Driftwood]

... now take another pair and put them over your head!

[TAL]

I read those in a magazine about 10 years ago.

[Loppfessor]

How sad...this thread is the most exciting thing going on here this morning

[TAL]

I've had a text file on my computer called "Star Pants" for almost 3 years.

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by TAL

I've had a text file on my computer called "Star Pants" for almost 3 years.

Why??

[TAL]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

Why??

Because it's easier to find the text file than the magazine with the list.

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by TAL

Because it's easier to find the text file than the magazine with the list.

Yeah but really how often are you referencing this list anyway?

[TAL]

More often than the magazine.

[Loppfessor]

Intriguing...

[Otis Driftwood]

Skirtwearing PANTSy!

[abcdefz]

"Leo Sayer pants on Celebrity Big Brother."


Well, of course he does.

[Otis Driftwood]

"Most underrated pants of all time"

[Tone Capone]

That's pretty good

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

"Pants Odor"

...not "Mysterious Pants"?

[icy manipulator]

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

FUCK I HATE PANTS!

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!

you're just jealous of the hotness aka. han solo

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

FUCK I HATE STAR WARS!

What does that have to do with pants???

[icy manipulator]

fucking ay, i'm just chillin in some budgie smugglers

[icy manipulator]

The Doctor wears better pants than Han Solo

[TAL]

MC HAMMER PANTS!

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by Tzar

you're just jealous of the hotness aka. han solo

so gay, lolz

[Otis Driftwood]

The staggering number of pant-less individuals in Star Wars couldn't fly today. I remember Americans trying to slap pants on Donald Duck.
Is pants american or english english?

[TAL]

It's funnier if it's English English.

[abcdefz]

I think the Queen's English was "pantaloons," but I may be wrong.