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Old 01-17-2007, 11:49 PM
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so he says, "call me". so I do, no answer. message left. no call back. we were supposed to see a movie at 8:40. it was his idea.

I don't understand why everyone always has to hurt my feelings.


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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 01-17-2007, 11:53 PM
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I told you its over between us. Stop calling me!

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Old 01-17-2007, 11:53 PM
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People are such flakes.


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:02 AM
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cornflakes?


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:05 AM
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It sounds like you done got yourself a real scumbag.
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:11 AM
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cornflakes?
Some.


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:13 AM
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Oh my God. Cornflakes are so good on green bean casserole.
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:15 AM
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Oh my God. Cornflakes are so good on green bean casserole.
Green Beans make me puke, but the Corn Flakes....I like.


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Old 01-18-2007, 03:09 AM
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WTF is wrong with you? Phoning after boys like some schoolgirl. Get some self-esteem and wait for calls. Or do it like a dork and get some of those stupid internet friends on myspace! :lol:


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Old 01-18-2007, 03:19 AM
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you dont need a boyfriend just branleh!!!!


BRANLE BRANLEEEEHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 01-18-2007, 06:24 AM
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so he says, "call me". so I do, no answer. message left. no call back. we were supposed to see a movie at 8:40. it was his idea.

I don't understand why everyone always has to hurt my feelings.
that guy must be one big bunch of cunts


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Old 01-18-2007, 10:59 AM
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my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 01-18-2007, 11:01 AM
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my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."
HAHAHA!!! Did that really happen??
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:06 AM
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SUNDAY NIGHT BABY

approx 1:49 am


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 01-18-2007, 11:10 AM
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SUNDAY NIGHT BABY

approx 1:49 am
Ouch... well hopefully the back rub was nice for the first 30 minutes...
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:31 AM
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it all goes with the "crushing on a bi-polar" territory, I guess.

Im learning to deal with it, sorta.

Im ok with the situation, kinda.


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 01-18-2007, 11:34 AM
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WTF is wrong with you? Phoning after boys like some schoolgirl. Get some self-esteem and wait for calls. Or do it like a dork and get some of those stupid internet friends on myspace! :lol:

he told me to call!


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Old 01-18-2007, 11:56 AM
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whatever. I'm the best. I don't deserve this kind of crap. nobody does. how can people go around acting so selfish? fuck it. I'm moving to the moon.


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:10 PM
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my favorite is when you are sitting on their back half naked in the midst of a 30 minute back rub and they say "I cant be with you because we are both crazy...it just wont work...plus Im kinda seeing this girl at school..."
I would have let out a nasty fart on his back then smacked him on the back of the head, then left.


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:11 PM
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take me with you mannnnnnnn


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 01-18-2007, 12:12 PM
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ALL ABOARD THE SHUTTLE!

*opens hatch*

okay, work time. eeee!


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:30 PM
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Guys are finnicky like that, one minute they're all over you, the next they're like "Um I don't really like you".

One time this guy I met was really into me and he told me we would karaoke the next day and texted me saying "You're so adorable" and shit but he never called back. I talked to him on myspace and he was just like "I went back to my old girlfriend."
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:36 PM
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yeah. what she said^

the man I really liked not that long ago was all about me it seemed. remember, I even met his parents! and then nothing. ignored. dropped. nada.

it hurt my feelings.

he messaged me the other day and asked me about how everything is. I was so drugged that I think I told him "what the hell do you care?"

oops.


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Old 01-18-2007, 12:45 PM
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Pass those drugs over this way. I need more confidence to say stuff like that.


i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 01-18-2007, 12:48 PM
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have the doctors shoot your ass with toradol, then have them shove valium down your throat and vicodin.

you'll pretty much not care about what you say to anyone


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Old 01-18-2007, 01:05 PM
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What was the reason you needed all that? Is it easy to fake?


i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 01-18-2007, 01:15 PM
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Yeah. If you're half as desperate in real life as you come across on this board, no wonder you're always feeling let down.


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Old 01-18-2007, 01:16 PM
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What was the reason you needed all that? Is it easy to fake?
not sure if it's easy to fake but

get strep and tonsilitis at the same time with your lymph nodes freaking out becoming swollen and staying that way for a while to the point it spreads to other parts of your body so you can't sit up right or walk without pain.

then you too, can have drugs.


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Old 01-18-2007, 04:50 PM
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have the doctors shoot your ass with toradol, then have them shove valium down your throat and vicodin.

you'll pretty much not care about what you say to anyone

that would sounds pretty hot as a fill in the blank statement


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Old 01-18-2007, 05:18 PM
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I got stood up tonight too!

And I had even cooked a proper meal.

*50's housewife wannabe*



Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol..... ooh and a nice cup of tea please.

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