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Old 09-28-2007, 08:36 AM
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Exclamation Been a while since we had a sex thread...

I'll get the ball rolling. How can you get a girl who doesn’t really enjoy swallowing when giving head to do it? That's my sex question for the day post your answer and other questions here...

Oh yeah to clarify I don't mean to like force her or anything I'm seriously looking for ways to make it more pleasurable or at least not as disgusting (to her) so what can I do?



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Old 09-28-2007, 08:47 AM
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You can't. Cum tastes awful. It's not an enjoyable experience. Swallowing someone else's load is like swallowing a bit of pride - you do it because you wish to fully satisfy a partner who you really, really like, or you just want impress some new guy and seem like a girl who's "up for it".

Either way it's a pretty shitty experience and I'm loathe to do it.

I just read your edit. That's better. The best way is probably to show her that you understand it's not much fun for her, and not expect it often. I'd do it more frequently for a guy who only sought it occasionally and was bloody grateful afterwards.

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Old 09-28-2007, 08:53 AM
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Eating pineappele is supposed to make it taste better.

Peniscolada anyone?



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Old 09-28-2007, 08:56 AM
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^ It doesn't.



Oh, yeah, and my question. What's the attraction? Why is it that swallowing makes a BJ more pleasurable?

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Old 09-28-2007, 08:58 AM
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You can't. Cum tastes awful. It's not an enjoyable experience. Swallowing someone else's load is like swallowing a bit of pride - you do it because you wish to fully satisfy a partner who you really, really like, or you just want impress some new guy and seem like a girl who's "up for it".

Either way it's a pretty shitty experience and I'm loathe to do it.

I just read your edit. That's better. The best way is probably to show her that you understand it's not much fun for her, and not expect it often. I'd do it more frequently for a guy who only sought it occasionally and was bloody grateful afterwards.

See that's the thing....I guess I have just been lucky cus in my past I have been with women who actually enjoyed doing it so it wasn't an issue. But now I'm with my girl and we have been together a long time but it's just not something she likes to do. Naturally I don't want to make her do something she doesn't like so I am just curious about ways to maybe make it less of a chore or whatever. I don't know the word I'm lookin for here...



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Old 09-28-2007, 09:04 AM
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If you don't enjoy it, it's not really something that you can learn to enjoy. It's more about minimising the ew factor, yeah?

But, if anything compells me to do something that I wouldn't normally do, it's results. If it was a sure fire way of giving my boyfriend or whatever a seriously good orgasm - then it's just a bit more appealing.

It's also nice to have the fact that it takes a certain degree of like/love/devotion/whatever to do it (if you don't normally) to be acknowledged.

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Old 09-28-2007, 09:07 AM
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Lots of foot massages and feigned eagerness to watch Drew Barrymore movies goes a long way.



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Old 09-28-2007, 09:54 AM
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drink 10 pints of Stella and eat a kebab afterwards



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Old 09-28-2007, 09:55 AM
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Swallowers fall into 3 categories:

you don't do it
you like to do it
you do it to for the other person

You can't really change that. Unless you have an oops.



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Old 09-28-2007, 09:58 AM
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what Rock said.

I don't know. I like to explore and indulge and I'd need someone who is the same way. I couldn't date someone who didn't match up in that area, unless I REALLY really really, really like them. But even then I'd end up bored. But I'm a shallow girl when it comes to that area of life I guess.



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Old 09-28-2007, 10:13 AM
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But I'm a swallow girl when it comes to that area of life I guess.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:16 AM
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:18 PM
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now my sex question

why are all sex threads just about cocks, balls, blow jobs and/or sperm?



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Old 09-28-2007, 01:25 PM
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what does it matter if she swallows it or not? how does it make anything different?
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:34 PM
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what does it matter if she swallows it or not? how does it make anything different?
It depends. If she lets you blast in her mouth and spits it out then no difference, but if she doesn't let you blast in her mouth, its totally different.



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Old 09-28-2007, 01:39 PM
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well yeah. DUH

but strictly swallowing im talking about
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:42 PM
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I like the smell of vagina in the morning



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Old 09-28-2007, 05:46 PM
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if you do it right, you can make it go straight down without gagging or even tasting much at all. she just needs to practice.



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what if she coughs and it shoots out her nose?
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:41 PM
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that's a white dragon. dragons are lucky!



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Old 09-28-2007, 07:10 PM
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:32 AM
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Tell you what Lopp, next time you have a nice wank, make sure you catch a good handful of your spunk and then open wide and slap it in your own mouth. Start from there, and figure out how you can make that a more enjoyable experience. And then you'll have your answer
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Old 09-29-2007, 06:01 AM
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:00 AM
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Guys like girls to swallow because it's a power thing. They're not supposed to like it, that's the point. But if she really doesn't want to then offer something in return, like if you don't give her head much then say you'll only do it if she swallows. Personally I love giving girls head and they all swallow my jizz so maybe there's something in that.



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Old 09-29-2007, 02:42 PM
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But Padster, girl juice tastes yummy, and boy juice tastes like salty battery acid, so that's not really a fair exchange. It's like saying "OK, If you change the oil in my car, then I'll let you wash the dishes."
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:01 PM
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i wouldnt need wet toilet paper any more if i had a bf

pretty much my #1 reason why i want one



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Tell you what Lopp, next time you have a nice wank, make sure you catch a good handful of your spunk and then open wide and slap it in your own mouth. Start from there, and figure out how you can make that a more enjoyable experience. And then you'll have your answer
haahahahaha.

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Old 09-30-2007, 02:05 AM
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But Padster, girl juice tastes yummy, and boy juice tastes like salty battery acid, so that's not really a fair exchange. It's like saying "OK, If you change the oil in my car, then I'll let you wash the dishes."

Quit being so dramatic....and for the record not ALL girls tastes good. Some actually taste horrible but you do what ya gotta do for her. Anyway it's not even something that I want like all the time. It would be nice every now that then though...I think rock had it totally right....I guess I don't care if she actually swallows it or not but it completely ruins the experience if I don't get to at least cum in her mouth.....hard to say. I mean I think this one is a keeper regardless so we have time to work on this



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Old 09-30-2007, 03:11 AM
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Quit being so dramatic....and for the record not ALL girls tastes good. Some actually taste horrible but you do what ya gotta do for her.
Oh, and you stop being bloody po-faced. And for the record, if a girl tastes 'horrible', then either she's got some hygiene issues, or she needs to see a doctor.
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Old 09-30-2007, 03:16 AM
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Oh, and you stop being bloody po-faced. And for the record, if a girl tastes 'horrible', then either she's got some hygiene issues, or she needs to see a doctor.
Oh peachy! I can't believe you just said that....you're normally a smart girl. Some women just taste bad and not cus their dirty or sick....get your facts straight



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