Jesus sucked

[Lex Diamonds]

For real, that guy was a hairy cross-dressing prick. Clearly gay too, what kind of hetero male walks around in a dress and sandals? And the 12 disciples (all male)? Erm, *cough*GAYLORD*cough*.

I bet God disowned him when he got back to heaven for being such a fag.

[Rock]

Ooooooooo what a shocking thread. You are the Howard Stern of this board today.

[Lyman Zerga]

i said like one year ago that it would be awesome if it turns out that jesus was gay and lets not forget that he got nailed
nah that was old too

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

[roosta]

Originally Posted by Rock

Ooooooooo what a shocking thread. You are the Howard Stern of this board today.

Originally Posted by The Notorious LOL

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

haha..yeah....

[TurdBerglar]

moses blew!

[Jitters]

Jesus saves, Moses invests.

I never got the Moses part

[paul jones]

thanks to Jesus me and my brother got lightsabers on christmas day in 1979 and had many battles doing the schoooooowwww kkkkkksssshhhhh noises and heavy breathing

[DandyFop]

What comedian from the mid-to-late 90s did you steal this off of?

[JesusChrist]

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by JesusChrist

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.

Praise You Jesus man

coming down the pub at lunchtime? I'm gonna get hammered

[cosmo105]

srsly, epic

[Bob]

Originally Posted by The Notorious LOL

yeah this failed to stir any "controversy"

board members were shocked at the lack of controversy that this topic created

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by JesusChrist

I was killed so you cunts could have eternal life, and this is the thanks I get.

Don't worry JC, I got love for ya...you're my homeboy and next time I'm at the mall I'm going to buy the t-shirt that alerts everyone to this fact

[Lex Diamonds]

Why do you phalli think I'm trying to be controversial? I genuinely think Jesus was a pussy.

[-T-]

I do not doubt your theory Padster.

[Schmeltz]

This is even more worthless than those threads that are nothing but rap lyrics.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by -T-

I do not doubt your theory Padster.

Thank you! Nice to know there is at least one sane person on this board.

And Schmeltz, you are even more worthless than someone whose posts are disposable and contributes absolutely nothing to this board. Oh no wait, you are exactly as worthless.

[RobMoney$]

Padster sucks

[Lex Diamonds]

Maybe if you didn't eat so many dicks you'd be able to sit on regular people's chairs, fatty.

[ma belle]

I believe crucifixion was for sodomists, which adds to your theory.

Also it is claimed Annas the high priest was in fact his lover, and that he was nailed up next to Jesus, alongside Judas who had snitched on them, making himself all round unpopular in the process. Jesus was a desert terrorist, a sort of Che Guevara of his time.

[Lo_Lyfe]

wow, how rebellious is padster?

Lock up your daughters!

[Auton]

come on man, just admit it's a retarded thread and call it a day.

[YoungRemy]

padster on jc:
why did he run around with all them reindeers?

[Lex Diamonds]

GOAT thread

*bumps Damien by DMX*

[DIGI]

Dude, you are so badass. I bet you get drunk and put cigarettes out on your tongue.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck yeah man. This one time I crossed the road without even waiting for the lights to change.

[Schmeltz]

Of course there is nothing disposable about a thread that consists of two lines from a rap song and a picture of a sad face. You should probably go to more classes and smoke less weed.

[Lex Diamonds]

1. I have finished compulsory education and am currently working full time, moron.

2. I barely ever smoke weed anymore, I haven't had any drugs of any kind for about 2 weeks.

3. You're a stupid prick.

[Schmeltz]

Aww, Padster, it's OK. Once you get out of short pants maybe you'll figure out that it doesn't really matter that nobody liked your boring Jesus thread. And from there it's only a quick step to realizing that spamming the board with rap lyrics and sexual anecdotes isn't that profound. There's all kinds of horizons out there for you to discover and explore!