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Old 09-21-2008, 04:41 PM
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Default How do I stop me from my addiction to continually wanting to get inked ...

I like the pain of the needle.

The way the needle pierces my skin, the ripping, the blood, the swelling afterwards.

I would get one daily if I could, but I don't ... Because I would run out of skin in a month.

I need help.

Do they have a hotline for this? 1-800-INK-HELP.

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Old 09-21-2008, 04:43 PM
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Cover it up with a stronger, more powerful addiction. Like meth. You'll forget all about tattoos in no time.
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Old 09-21-2008, 04:58 PM
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Find a nice hobby.

Maybe try buying CDs from eBay.



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Old 09-21-2008, 05:59 PM
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try being a tattoo artist.



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Old 09-21-2008, 06:13 PM
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Find a nice hobby.

Maybe try buying CDs from eBay.
Is bidding on ebay a painful experience?
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Old 09-21-2008, 06:16 PM
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Why don't you try straight up self harm?
Cheaper than tattoos and more to the point.



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Old 09-21-2008, 06:33 PM
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Why don't you try straight up self harm?
Cheaper than tattoos and more to the point.
Are you suggesting I re enact a scene from Fight Club?
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:55 PM
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Just cut yourself, its fun.
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:18 PM
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Just cut yourself, its fun.
Yes ...because scars are so much more attractive than tattoos.
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:20 PM
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Chicks dig scars, therefore become addicted to vag.



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Old 09-21-2008, 10:28 PM
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Chicks dig scars, therefore become addicted to vag.
Wtf?

I am a female, females don't like scars.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:53 AM
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YOU CALLING KEANU A LIAR?!



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I was actually mixing the shit down for Tony and shit, then he like stepped out to grab a banana nutrament and I was like, I'ma grab me one of these here for yours truly because this shit here got ringworm.

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Old 09-22-2008, 08:11 AM
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use crayons instead,then when you get bored of them you can wipe them off



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Old 09-22-2008, 08:33 AM
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Default Re: How do I stop me from my addiction to continually wanting to get inked ...

i have the same issue, although i don't like the pain... i like the result after (the pretty new art on my body). money is the strong factor in how i curb getting one all the time. that and my tattoo artist lives 3 hours away. that keeps me from running down the street to get a hook up from a friend.

i actually am getting tattooed this month so it's funny that you brought this up.



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Old 09-22-2008, 08:41 AM
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Old 09-22-2008, 08:43 AM
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Be more like me.



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Old 09-22-2008, 11:22 AM
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i'll fight you. i'm not afraid



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Old 09-22-2008, 01:26 PM
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yeah, when you figure out how to curb the ink addiction let me know.
I am running out of room for acceptable places to put my tattoos ( have them around my mid section because I want to be able to easily keep them covered for work, so i don't wan them on my arms or legs) so that' should help right?
heh. I have some stuff I want to cover and add on to though....

I too enjoy the pain and the healing process.



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Old 09-22-2008, 01:51 PM
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I have dated 2/4 tattoo artists that have done work on me.

Either tattoo artists are players or I have nice skin.
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:35 PM
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or maybe you're just a sleazy whore?



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Old 09-22-2008, 02:51 PM
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:58 PM
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or maybe you're just a sleazy whore?
Not really sleazy, but definately a whore.
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Old 09-22-2008, 03:20 PM
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i would get a bunch of tattoos if the colors would never fade but for now ill stick to piercings



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Old 09-22-2008, 04:04 PM
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I have dated 2/4 tattoo artists that have done work on me.

Either tattoo artists are players or I have nice skin.
yeah...I been thinking dating an artist would be a good way to get some nice ink inexpensively.

uh...that would make me a tattoo whore wouldn't it?



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Old 09-22-2008, 04:27 PM
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yeah...I been thinking dating an artist would be a good way to get some nice ink inexpensively.

uh...that would make me a tattoo whore wouldn't it?
I didn't take advantage of the benefits either time.

The first guy was a hottie from Canada who was working in Hollywood for a 6 months stint ... We were together the whole 6 months, and broke up because he wanted to go back ... Didn't like the shallowness of the LA crowd ... I was heartbroken. He was my tattoo devigirnizer.

The second guy was last summer, we hung out for a few weeks ... Until I went through one of his photo books that had pictures of his tat work ...and there was a picture of a chick with her legs spread open and her whole vaginal area was a sunflower tat ... It was huge ... Her vagina was the center of the flower.

told him later that day ... It wasn't going to work out. Broke it off.

I still can't get that image out of my head.

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Old 09-23-2008, 12:45 PM
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yo should have colored over that photo with a permanent marker



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Old 09-23-2008, 01:17 PM
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Right ... Because tagging up the photo with a sharpie would have made it all better.
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Old 09-23-2008, 01:43 PM
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Only go to a tattoist who has parkinsons disease.



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Old 09-23-2008, 04:31 PM
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You could just make a dumb thread every time you think about getting a tattoo. Oh wait you already seem to be....



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Old 09-23-2008, 04:39 PM
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Or I could make out with elders, oh wait ... That's your job.
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