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Old 08-26-2008, 10:17 PM
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Unless, however unlikely, she makes a move on you, you should just remain friends. KP brings up a point I want to shoehorn into my suggestion. Do you plan on marrying her? Probably not. She isn't 'the one' and you're too young to get serious about a relationship. You know what's more important at this point? Being successful in your career. Take it from me, when you can cash in on a successful career, all of those sexy ladies who had their fill of college athletes will want something more substantial that includes financial security and intelligence.
I don't remember if I responded to this but oh well.

I'm 22 years old, I found a girl I liked, and wanted to make a move. No plans of marriage or waiting until I'm financially secure in my endeavors required. I just wanted somebody to be with until the time comes when I'm ready to actually move forward with my life. I never said anything about marriage and quite frankly since we're not even a couple that shouldn't even be brought up, and I don't care if those sexy ladies who had their fill of college athletes will start jocking the guys who made something of themselves. That's further on down the line and that vaguely suggests I should remain alone for the time being to focus on my career, when this is really the prologue to the remaining chapters of my life. I'm going to have a career, yes, and a wife and some kids, but right now, all I wanted was that one girl.

And, like I already said earlier, I'm not going to get that girl, career and marriage and athletes be damned.



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Old 08-27-2008, 04:14 AM
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This is a great thread. Good work, Adam f.
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:55 AM
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Take it from me, when you can cash in on a successful career, all of those sexy ladies who had their fill of college athletes will want something more substantial that includes financial security and intelligence.

Take it from him.


Toucan has apparently become Donald Trump and now has models fawning over his bank statement.



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Old 08-27-2008, 05:35 AM
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Toucan fucked my sister then phoned me the next morning to tell me she was a sack of spuds.



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Old 08-27-2008, 07:01 AM
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Take it from him.


Toucan has apparently become Donald Trump and now has models fawning over his bank statement.
since this thread toucan actually reminds me of that ginger guy of that 'the apprentice' show (first season)



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Old 08-27-2008, 09:16 AM
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:26 AM
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Toucan fucked my sister then phoned me the next morning to tell me she was a sack of spuds.
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adam_f, if it's any consolation, I still love you.



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Old 08-27-2008, 01:19 PM
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Toucan fucked my sister then phoned me the next morning to tell me she was a sack of spuds.
he once did the same thing to me. i was all "but toucan that's crazy, i don't even have a sister" and he said "yeah well i'm so rich that i bought you one, then i fucked her - DEAL WITH IT" and i was like "damn"
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:44 PM
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adam_f, if it's any consolation, I still love you.
And I'll let you love me...all night long



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Old 08-27-2008, 05:57 PM
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And I'll let you love me...all night long
but can you keep up?
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:03 PM
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I'll probably doze off or read Us Weekly.



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Old 08-27-2008, 08:13 PM
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Well I for one don't understand why the babes aren't queueing at his door.



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Old 08-27-2008, 08:34 PM
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I'll probably doze off or read Us Weekly.
*snaps fingers* that's probably what she's into
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:45 PM
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Adam, I'm glad you didn't say anything.

I found in the past that when the same thing happened with me it was far too late. Your better bet would have been trying to date her first and then evolving into just friends if that was how it was ment to be.

If you're into a chick put the moves on right away, if it doesn't work oh well. But once you become close with someone it just gets uncomfortable. If you feel some mutual attraction than ignore everything I have said. but if you aren't sure or think it might be you carrying that torch alone let it go and write an emo pop song about her.
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:50 AM
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Just as a heads up, I did wind up telling her and she LOVES (she emphasized loves) being friends with me but that's about as far as it's gonna go. Apparently she was pretty much aware of my crush on her so it really wasn't news, and I guess now we just wait and see how awkward things are, but I don't think it'll be that bad.

So yeah, I feel better telling her even though it's not gonna work out but at the same time, this kinda sucks really bad.



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Old 09-02-2008, 06:11 AM
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So yeah, I feel better telling her even though it's not gonna work out but at the same time, this kinda sucks really bad.
Yeah, I'm sure it does. Because it's a wound, you know? You're hurt. But the good news is, you'll heal. In the meantime, it's totally acceptable to take a day or two - but not any more than that - and feel completely and utterly sorry for yourself, lock yourself in your room, listen to songs that will make you cry, eat a gallon of ice cream (Ok maybe that part is a girl-thing, I dunno, do boys drown their sorrows in ice cream?). Then have a good nights sleep, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with life, soldier.
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Old 09-02-2008, 06:18 AM
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I WANT TO SPEND TIME IN THE FRIEND ZONE

Let's trade places.
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Old 09-02-2008, 08:10 AM
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In the meantime, it's totally acceptable to take a day or two - but not any more than that - and feel completely and utterly sorry for yourself, lock yourself in your room, listen to songs that will make you cry, eat a gallon of ice cream (Ok maybe that part is a girl-thing, I dunno, do boys drown their sorrows in ice cream?).
Nah, whiskey.



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Old 09-02-2008, 08:42 AM
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i'm glad you told her. glad you feel better too.


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Old 09-02-2008, 10:49 AM
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do guys do this? do they stay only friends with a girl that's crushing on them? guys seem to get creeped out when a girl they have no interest in is crushing on them or they're just completely oblivious. females seem to love the fact of having some guy around that's crushing on them.
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Old 09-02-2008, 03:08 PM
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I'll probably jerk off thinking of her one more time, and then I'll go back to being friends again.



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Old 09-02-2008, 04:37 PM
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I'll probably jerk off thinking of her one more time, and then I'll go back to being friends again.
This was the funniest thing I've seen on this board in a long time. Glad you're doing alright with this stuff.
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Old 09-02-2008, 04:46 PM
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Yeah, I'm sure it does. Because it's a wound, you know? You're hurt. But the good news is, you'll heal. In the meantime, it's totally acceptable to take a day or two - but not any more than that - and feel completely and utterly sorry for yourself, lock yourself in your room, listen to songs that will make you cry, eat a gallon of ice cream (Ok maybe that part is a girl-thing, I dunno, do boys drown their sorrows in ice cream?). Then have a good nights sleep, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with life, soldier.
I'll probably just masturbate...a lot.



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Old 09-02-2008, 05:25 PM
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OK, that will probably work too.

Maybe have some ice cream too anyway, just for the hell of it. Why not.
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Old 09-02-2008, 05:47 PM
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Here's hoping I don't cream on the ice cream



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i offer you my support in this masturbatory time



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Old 09-02-2008, 10:19 PM
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Pauli, I can't tell you how much that means to me. I'd appreciate anything you could do to help.



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Old 09-03-2008, 12:55 AM
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Give him some material for the wank bank



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Old 09-03-2008, 02:17 AM
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TSPAM is just saying this all because he's creeped girls out plenty of times by saying it and then scared off friends. Right? I used to get away with it just fine when I was younger and hotter and now that I'm fatter I scare people away too. What did I just say? I don't know. My point is: I have no fucking idea.

Okay edit. maybe I do. My closest friend out here told me he likes me (after he found out he and our other friend who I love were boning and he couldn't deal with it). I said uh, okay, not happening. Then recently he told me he's falling in love with me. It's hard to know what to do with that kind of information. Now I try not to talk about other dudes with him but yet again...he's my closest friend out here. And he's friends with the dude I am in love with (who I recently told that I like also.) It's all a giant mindfuck huh?



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Old 09-03-2008, 02:23 AM
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yeah, fuck 2008 in general.



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