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Old 12-20-2005, 10:34 AM
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So I can officially be a real Barbie now - we own a Corvette! My dad bought it from my uncle who needs the financial help I guess. It's black. Every time I see it I laugh and I laugh at the fact that we actually own it.

I keep feeling like I should be in a bikini and posing on the hood or something.

Even though I'm not a sports-car girl (at ALL) I have the urge to drive it. I really want to go joyriding with my friends and like blast Broadway showtunes or something. The plates even say VEGAS something or other. Apparently it goes pretty fast....



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:36 AM
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I keep feeling like I should be in a bikini and posing on the hood or something.
YES.


Anyway, is it manual or automatic?
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:38 AM
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YES.


Anyway, is it manual or automatic?

If she's a REAL Barbie, she won't know the answer to that question...



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:39 AM
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Automizzzatic.

I don't think he would have bought a manual one cause it's supposed to be for my mom and she isn't very good driving manual.



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:39 AM
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So I can officially be a real Barbie now - we own a Corvette! My dad bought it from my uncle who needs the financial help I guess. It's black. Every time I see it I laugh and I laugh at the fact that we actually own it.

I keep feeling like I should be in a bikini and posing on the hood or something.

Even though I'm not a sports-car girl (at ALL) I have the urge to drive it. I really want to go joyriding with my friends and like blast Broadway showtunes or something. The plates even say VEGAS something or other. Apparently it goes pretty fast....

Listen to that Afternoon Delight song from anchorman



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:40 AM
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Automizzzatic.

I don't think he would have bought a manual one cause it's supposed to be for my mom and she isn't very good driving manual.
Ruining a nice sportscar.

When I look for used Corvette's fucking 95% are automatic.




Not that I could afford even a used one.
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:42 AM
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Ruining a nice sportscar.

When I look for used Corvette's fucking 95% are automatic.




Not that I could afford even a used one.

shame on you!! where's the japanese love?!

buy an S13 or something... SOMETHING WITH A SNAIL!! damnit!!



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:44 AM
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shame on you!! where's the japanese love?!

buy an S13 or something... SOMETHING WITH A SNAIL!! damnit!!
I'm bi. Hehe.

Yeah I have been looking at quite a few 200sx's, S13's as well as S14's. Trying to make my dad buy one. Or even a Skyline GTS which aren't TOO expensive.
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Old 12-20-2005, 10:47 AM
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I'm bi. Hehe.
i am too ... BUT i'm more jap-sided cause they're the underdogs (australian being a pro-V8 country)



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Old 12-20-2005, 10:47 AM
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I see, well....Skyline over a Corvette anyday.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:37 AM
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shhh if i am really quiet nobody will notice



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Old 12-20-2005, 12:05 PM
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what year is the vette?
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Old 12-20-2005, 12:06 PM
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^Good point.
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Old 12-20-2005, 01:15 PM
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I wish you could share the endless agony I experience as this crappy song continually repeats itself in my poor brain.
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Old 12-20-2005, 03:16 PM
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Yes I apologize...every time I see the thread now it gets in my head.

I don't know what year it is. Maybe I'll find out.



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Old 12-20-2005, 05:59 PM
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I'm surprised no one made a small penis comment yet.



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Old 12-20-2005, 07:00 PM
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For the money, I'd get a Boxter, an S2000, or an S6.



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Old 12-21-2005, 04:03 AM
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I'm bi. Hehe.
You're bi?! Bi in what sense? hahaha.
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Old 12-21-2005, 07:21 AM
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You're bi?! Bi in what sense? hahaha.
I like both big 8's and small 6's.
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Old 12-21-2005, 07:56 AM
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Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"



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Old 12-21-2005, 11:28 AM
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common Barbie, let's go party. \m/
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Old 12-21-2005, 01:24 PM
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omg corvettes rule. I mean, I don't know. once in high school my former step-dad had a '63 ford falcon convertible and he traded it with his friend who had a corvette for a weekend. I drove it all around town to people's houses to honk and wave and be like, "FUCK YEAH! I'M DRIVING A CORVETTE!" then peel out. VRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM. anyway, it was purple and fast and the stereo automatically got louder when the engine got louder. RADICAL.



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