I Eat McGriddles

[mickill]

There's something seriously wrong with me.

1) I didn't generally used to eat pork
2) I didn't generally used to eat pork sandwiched inbetween 2 pancakes soaked in syrup with processed cheese and a couple of eggs to fill it out.
3) I'm going to stop my own heart

[TurdBerglar]

are they good?

[mickill]

In a disgusting sort of will eventually kill you sort of way, yes, I suppose they can be.

[Rock]

anyone remember when artie was throwing mcgriddles at some strippers ass on the stern show? good times, good times.

[DandyFop]

I ate one once. It was delicious.

My bowels turned inside out.

[Qdrop]

i would vomit before i got the first bite down.

i can't eat that shit anymore.

i ate a wendy's burger yesterday and almost puked in my office.
i'm done with low-grade fast food beef.

[marsdaddy]

Just reading this thread caused me to throw up in my mouth a little.

Don't worry though, that stuff is not real pork, pancake, or syrup and it'll probably pickle you. Why don't they serve beer at McDonald's?

[Monsieur Decuts]

mmmmmm so good, in a once every six months kind of way.

what is so wrong with eating pork? isn't it healthier for you than red meat?

[abcdefz]

McGriddles taste pretty great, but, yeah -- they've been linked with death.

Marsdaddy -- do you know that beer/McDonald's joke?


German goes into a McDonald's in New York and orders a beer.

Guy in the line next to him laughs and says, "They don't serve beer at McDonald's!"

German guy turns, horrified. "You mean you come here for the FOOD!?"

[mickill]

Originally Posted by marsdaddy

Don't worry though, that stuff is not real pork, pancake, or syrup and it'll probably pickle you.

I'm pretty sure the syrup's real.

Pork is the devil's provision.

[Anne Lauren]

Originally Posted by mickill

There's something seriously wrong with me.

1) I didn't generally used to eat pork
2) I didn't generally used to eat pork sandwiched inbetween 2 pancakes soaked in syrup with processed cheese and a couple of eggs to fill it out.
3) I'm going to stop my own heart

Could you possibly have found a nastier combination of food to eat together?

It was the cheese that topped it off. First of all, cheese in itself is gross to me...then to combine it with breakfast food and a McGriddle (which I'm still waiting for my answer, as far as, what it is).

[mickill]

No, I could not have.

Unless there was ketchup and baked beans on it, as well.

THE HEARTSTOPPER

[jabumbo]

at least its not that giant thing they have(had?) at burger king

[Anne Lauren]

Originally Posted by mickill

No, I could not have.

Unless there was ketchup and baked beans on it, as well.

THE HEARTSTOPPER

NO WAY...they sell that at McDonald's!

And I kinda figured it had something to do with McDonald's...the whole "Mc" part and all. But, I never would have thought that all that shit you listed was part of it...I thought maybe you added them. I mean, cheese and syrup??

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by Qdrop

i would vomit before i got the first bite down.

i can't eat that shit anymore.

i ate a wendy's burger yesterday and almost puked in my office.
i'm done with low-grade fast food beef.

indeed. I found a really great, family owned place near my new apartment that makes excellent, grilled burgers that are freagin fantastical. They are big, thick and juicy, and comeo n a homemade bread bun. It's the closest I'll get to Five Guys in California. Mmmmm. And the burgers are only 4 bucks. Woo!

[mickill]

I do still eat normal food, too, btw.

[na§tee]

i have absolutely no idea what a mcgriddle is.
but from the sounds of it, having fucking meat inbetween two syrup-saturated pancakes is not cool! not cool at all! sweet and savoury? yack!

you should have some good old fashioned glasgow fast food instead:
namely, chips and cheese. i've just had some this evening. mmmmmm.

[Anne Lauren]

I'm a Taco Bell junkie...rather it be over any other fast-food or a home cooked meal (depending on who's cooking and what we're eatting), that would be my pick.

Processed meat and all...

[CJM]

those mcgriddles are deadly after a night of drinking. i don't think i've ever ordered one while sober, though.

[Rancid_Beasties]

You guys really need to get some good burger chains like bbnt's (burgers burritos nachos tacos), or grill'd. Those guys know how to do a proper burger. But their burgers are pricey, starting at about 7 bucks, or about 5 US dollars, and going up to $15 for ones with like brie or roasted capsicums or other such ingredients in them.Hell Yeah!

[mp-seventythree]

Have McDonalds in the US introduced their healthy eating menus liek they have here? Or are they still predominantly shit-in-a-tray merchants?

[Freebasser]

I make my own fast food!

Cereal plus curry sauce = perfection

[Jmoney77]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

are they good?

THey are the best!

[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by abcdefz

McGriddles taste pretty great, but, yeah -- they've been linked with death.

Marsdaddy -- do you know that beer/McDonald's joke?


German goes into a McDonald's in New York and orders a beer.

Guy in the line next to him laughs and says, "They don't serve beer at McDonald's!"

German guy turns, horrified. "You mean you come here for the FOOD!?"

Oh yeah, bratwurst, saurkraut and clotted cream are where it's at.

[mickill]

I just remembered, when I had my Sunday McGriddle, I didn't feel like there was enough syrup.

So I added some.

This has been cathartic. Feels good to get this off my chest.

[beastiegirrl101]

Originally Posted by mickill

I do still eat normal food, too, btw.

like would you say, smoothies?

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by mickill

I just remembered, when I had my Sunday McGriddle, I didn't feel like there was enough syrup.

So I added some.

Whoa.

Do you salt your fries, too?

[mickill]

Originally Posted by abcdefz

Whoa.

Do you salt your fries, too?

Every now and then.

Nata, the smoothies are still routine. But I get tempted to use ice cream instead of milk sometimes.

[cosmo105]

260 mg of cholesterol. 1300 mg of sodium!! over HALF your rdi of fat for the DAY!

how are you not having a seizure right now?!

[voltanapricot]

Originally Posted by na§tee

namely, chips and cheese. i've just had some this evening. mmmmmm.

mmmmm at the time yes, but half an hour after eating a chippy I feel sluggish and rubbish, and you have yours with cheese! Do you not ever find that? I always do.

I don't think you should be recommending that junk, look at cosmo's post, it makes me want to cry.