Man arrested for drinking BOYS URINE

DandyFop · #1 03-02-2006, 03:28 PM

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna

ToucanSpam · #2 03-02-2006, 03:31 PM

That is fucked up on so many levels I cannot begin to describe.

I feel very ill now.

roosta · #3 03-02-2006, 03:44 PM

jokes on us, he's gonna live forever.

DIGI · #4 03-02-2006, 03:50 PM

Mmmmmmmmm...........Ohio.

Junker · #5 03-02-2006, 08:29 PM

Why arrest him?

Who am I gonna call when I run out of TP??

Ace42X · #6 03-02-2006, 08:32 PM

I can't help but think that if the boys cared so much, then they shouldn't be flushing it away.

GetYourWarOn · #7 03-02-2006, 08:45 PM

''it's like i'm drinking their youth'' LOL.

ms.peachy · #8 03-03-2006, 02:06 AM

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A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Well done to that theater employee, then. At my museum, we're regularly reminded to be on the lookout ofr weird stuff like this - not specifically cups in the urinals obviously, but for things like people in the children's galleries who don't appear to be wtih children, stuff like that, especially on days when it's really crowded. It's fucked up to have to be a bit paranoid all the time, but sadly we do get too many instances (real or suspected) where parents or teachers will come to us and say something like "There was a man in the lift with my kids and I think he touch one of the girls on her bottom" or "There's a guy over there taking pictures of that school group, but he's not with the school" and such.

hardnox71 · #9 03-03-2006, 12:33 PM

Red Bull is supposed to be coming out with a new urine energy drink this summer. You can be nasty and healthy all in one rip! Can't wait. *smack lips*

DapperDiverge · #10 03-03-2006, 01:22 PM

that's just sick man!!

kinda wonder if any kid has said, " haha!! joke's on you perv!! i've got hepatitis!!"

BangkokB · #11 03-03-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DapperDiverge

that's just sick man!!

kinda wonder if any kid has said, " haha!! joke's on you perv!! i've got hepatitis!!"

Nice trY! This guy is all about the urine. Boys Uruine. Not the squat and piss type..The only Haha I see out of this scenerio is a left fist loody and the right one bruised