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Old 07-11-2006, 03:45 PM
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Cool I'm going to become a lesbian.
... even though I despise of women just as much as men.

-I have a 31 year old "friend" who's now aiming toward girls 17 years and under -- one of them having 7 siblings and a mother who's a crackwhore. What pisses me off about that is he'll go and criticize potential pedophiles, yet, won't admit to being one himself; -AND- lately, doesn't want to "hang" with me since he's too busy chillaxing at 3am in a Dunkin' Donuts with his new-found love.

-My ex sends me letters from prison, which makes me feel extremely white trash (ALSO likes "jailbait").

In all, I'm just tired of the men I meet or befriend who end up liking me, but in the end go for girls of illegal stance (for dating) once I've reached my prime (meaning LEGAL).


So.. I guess this task will be rather difficult considering I HATE clams. Ha.

And I took one of those blood pressure tests at the drug store last night. It read really HIGH. Oh noes. Now what?
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:47 PM
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take some pictures
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:49 PM
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take some pictures
Hot lesbians only exist in porn, and I'm not one of them.
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:50 PM
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every chick looks hot with strap on in her ass
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Old 07-11-2006, 03:50 PM
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Fuck, turd, I'm really starting to get scared.


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Old 07-11-2006, 03:56 PM
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Kinda negates the whole "I was born gay" thing.


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Old 07-11-2006, 03:58 PM
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certianly does negate it based on this post.


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Old 07-11-2006, 04:04 PM
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Desperate times require desperate measures.. Or something.
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:08 PM
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*call for

That's it.
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:10 PM
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you need a hug?

maybe a cuddle?


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Old 07-11-2006, 04:13 PM
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:17 PM
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Old 07-11-2006, 04:43 PM
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When I did a "New Posts" to see the unread threads, this one came up: "I'm going to become a lesbian" and then this one came up after it: "Stupidest idea ever" and that made me .


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Old 07-11-2006, 04:49 PM
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It's going to be tough.

But I guess you already knew that.




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Old 07-11-2006, 05:18 PM
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Stop hanging around with shitheads.


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Old 07-11-2006, 05:48 PM
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^ maybe so..but are you still gonna be a lesbian?
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Old 07-11-2006, 05:53 PM
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Desperate times require desperate measures.. Or something.
Just don't let Qdrop know. He hates lesbians who decide to become them. Edit your post and say you just found out you were lesbian to avoid this going another 5 pages.


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Old 07-11-2006, 05:58 PM
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Stop hanging around with shitheads.
Dont be silly. Its obviously not that simple. Theres just no good guys left. All 3 billion of us are bad.
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:01 PM
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What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:02 PM
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Just don't let Qdrop know. He hates lesbians who decide to become them. Edit your post and say you just found out you were lesbian to avoid this going another 5 pages.
Qdrop doesn't scare me.
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:03 PM
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kissing is more intimate than sex. if you'd let her go down on you, then you're bi. there you go, all neat and shit


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:05 PM
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What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.
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I'm going to become a lesbian.

... even though I despise of women just as much as men.
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:17 PM
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What am i if I'm gay enough to kiss another woman, but not gay enough to go down on her? I need a lable for it. everthing must have a label and fit in a nice neat organized box. everything, even my sexuality.
I have a theory that every woman is at least 25% gay. Meaning, they'd make out with another chick, they can say other females are attractive, and enjoy the female body's curves and softness. Which is why it's ridiculous when some people go away to college, make out with a chick, find themselves *remotely* attracted to females and call themselves bisexual. I have two straight friends who have done that. To me, it's actual bisexuality when you'd DATE another female. Otherwise, it's just natural female attraction.


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:19 PM
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maybe a lesbian..a maybian?
not quite a muff diver..a muff snoarkler?
something urban..rat-atat-tat-kiss you but won't touch your twat?
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:22 PM
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maybe a lesbian..a maybian?
not quite a muff diver..a muff snoarkler?
something urban..rat-atat-tat-kiss you but won't touch your twat?
lol. maybian. heh.


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:28 PM
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I have a theory that every woman is at least 25% gay. Meaning, they'd make out with another chick, they can say other females are attractive, and enjoy the female body's curves and softness. Which is why it's ridiculous when some people go away to college, make out with a chick, find themselves *remotely* attracted to females and call themselves bisexual. I have two straight friends who have done that. To me, it's actual bisexuality when you'd DATE another female. Otherwise, it's just natural female attraction.
also I wanted to comment that I think this is good. can we put this in the sex ed ciriculum in schools? I think it's important for women to know that attraction to other femes is "natural"; "Normal", "ok". and that sexuality does not come in a box and that you define your sexuality by whats right for you not by what others need to label it as. Whoo Hoo!


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:36 PM
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Write a country song about it, run over your dog with your truck, make a million bucks!


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-I have a 31 year old "friend" who's now aiming toward girls 17 years and under -- one of them having 7 siblings and a mother who's a crackwhore. What pisses me off about that is he'll go and criticize potential pedophiles, yet, won't admit to being one himself; -AND- lately, doesn't want to "hang" with me since he's too busy chillaxing at 3am in a Dunkin' Donuts with his new-found love.

-My ex sends me letters from prison, which makes me feel extremely white trash (ALSO likes "jailbait").
Where the hell do you live?


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Old 07-11-2006, 06:55 PM
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Write a country song about it, run over your dog with your truck, make a million bucks!
I'm not THAT white trash!
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:19 PM
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move out of the sticks to nyc. you're a fish out of water.
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