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Old 09-11-2006, 02:38 AM
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Default Happy Birthday Loppfessor!

This is my first ever make-a-birthday-thread-for-someone-else thread.

so consider yourself privleged.

have a good birthday, too.



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Old 09-11-2006, 06:52 AM
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Happy Birthday, Sergeant.



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Old 09-11-2006, 06:58 AM
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Happy birthday bro!!!!!
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Old 09-11-2006, 08:29 AM
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Old 09-11-2006, 09:43 AM
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Happy birthday!



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Old 09-11-2006, 10:36 AM
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Happy birthday bro!!!!!



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Old 09-11-2006, 10:43 AM
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Happy Birthday!



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Old 09-11-2006, 10:55 AM
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happy bday brass
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:19 AM
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As the others said already: Happy Birthday
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:21 PM
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Alles gute zum Geburtstag Herr Professor, from one doctor to the another
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Old 09-11-2006, 03:37 PM
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have a nice one Lopp.



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Old 09-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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Happy Birthday!



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Old 09-11-2006, 04:53 PM
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hope you have a great birthday



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 09-11-2006, 05:38 PM
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:29 PM
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Happy Birthday, Lopp!



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Old 09-12-2006, 08:28 PM
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happy birthday lopster


i added you to my aim list again!



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Old 09-13-2006, 08:34 PM
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Wow my own b-day thread. How great. I'm little misty eyed (seriously) I won't go into details but the past few weeks have been really rough today especially. Then I logged on here and saw this plus had a PM from an amazing lady.


Again I'm not going to elaborate but today I came home and laid out 47 Trazadones (sleeping pills) in front of me along side a glass of water. I sat for a while crying trying to think of a single reason not to eat them all. I can't say that I came up with anything definitive but for some reason I couldn't go through with it. Long story short I've been a bit down to say the least but hell if a bunch of people I never even met cared enough to remember my b-day after some close to me had forgotten I must not be so bad after all. Thanks


PS....I will probaby never be this open and honest again so umm....I dunno



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Old 09-13-2006, 08:37 PM
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damn

we love our loppfessor

well i know i do



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Old 09-13-2006, 08:40 PM
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happy belated birthday duude


all the best belated wishes for yooou

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Old 09-14-2006, 10:45 AM
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Again I'm not going to elaborate but today I came home and laid out 47 Trazadones (sleeping pills) in front of me along side a glass of water. I sat for a while crying trying to think of a single reason not to eat them all. I can't say that I came up with anything definitive but for some reason I couldn't go through with it. Long story short I've been a bit down to say the least but hell if a bunch of people I never even met cared enough to remember my b-day after some close to me had forgotten I must not be so bad after all. Thanks
geezus man. i'm sorry you had contemplations like these on your bday of all days.

keep your head up and focus on the little pleasures in life:

the smell of brand new sneakers, hot fudge sundaes, all you can eat salad and bread at the olive garden and an ice cold beer after cutting the grass on a saturday afternoon.



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Old 09-14-2006, 11:00 AM
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nachtragliches herzliches geburtstag mr. loppfessor



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Old 09-14-2006, 11:06 AM
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happy belated!



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Old 09-14-2006, 11:09 AM
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Happy Bday Lopp!!!
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:10 PM
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geezus man. i'm sorry you had contemplations like these on your bday of all days.

keep your head up and focus on the little pleasures in life:

the smell of brand new sneakers, hot fudge sundaes, all you can eat salad and bread at the olive garden and an ice cold beer after cutting the grass on a saturday afternoon.

Well it started on my b-day monday and kind of culminated yesterday. It was more of an awakening yesterday though. I woke up today feeling great. I think I made some kind of breakthrough or something



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Old 09-14-2006, 01:15 PM
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A 9/11 birthday boy? I'd be mad at Al Qaeda for corrupting your birthday like the bunch of selfish bastids they are.

Either way, hope you had a good one!

Edit: Just read the rest of the posts. I really hope you don't feel that way again Loppy, we <3 you.



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Old 09-14-2006, 01:43 PM
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Yeah back in 01' it was my 21st b-day so rather than going out and getting drunk that night I got to spend 16 hours working checking ID's and doing bag checks on base it was AWESOME!


Anyway like I said I"m feeling a lot better today. I think sometimes we just need to hit bottom before we can pull ourselves up



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Old 09-14-2006, 02:18 PM
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Might as well wish you happy birthday in here as well

You never visit me in Amsterdam though



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Old 09-14-2006, 02:29 PM
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Well, look who decided to show...



KILLA

Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous, it's the Beas-tie-Boys!!!

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Old 09-14-2006, 02:33 PM
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Well, look who decided to show...

Maybe he shouldn't have come at all.................JERK-OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Old 09-14-2006, 02:49 PM
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happy bday guy!



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