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Old 12-21-2007, 11:43 AM
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yeah i'm house sitting/cat sitting for this chick over the weekend. i'm here now, all using her computer and shit. i feel like maybe i should go through her stuff or throw a massive party and have an orgy in her bed. what do you think? suggestions please.
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:10 PM
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noooooooooooooo



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Old 12-21-2007, 01:41 PM
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at the very least rustle through her undies and take yourself a nice pair



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Old 12-21-2007, 02:33 PM
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Fish through the medicine cabinet and see what kind ointments and cremes she has and what they're for.

You find out alot of scary shit about people just by looking through their medicine cabinet.



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Old 12-21-2007, 07:32 PM
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i already found condoms

ooooooohh she probably has had or was expecting to have sex!!! ooohhhh
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:32 PM
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She left them there for you to use. So get on with the orgy already!



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 12-21-2007, 10:38 PM
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Fish through the medicine cabinet and see what kind ointments and cremes she has and what they're for.

You find out alot of scary shit about people just by looking through their medicine cabinet.
That's what I was going to say. And then post what you find here pls.

What I plan to do eventually is drill a hole in the top of our medicine cabinet and fill it full of marbles, so it'll be really embarrassing for whoever decides to rummage through there during one of our parties.



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Old 12-22-2007, 01:15 AM
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seriously, who wants to come over? i'm being dead serious here. come on over!
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:18 AM
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I too am house sitting over xmas.not yet but soon for a family who are going out of the country for a week.I have to look after 2 spaniels too.There's a Wii,PS2,Sky Plus,food.All I need now is my girlfriend but she's in Florida.Damn!



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Old 12-23-2007, 04:03 PM
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man all the talk about the medicine cabinets, makes me happy I don't have anything weird going on. My cabinet is pretty tame.

house sitting is good times. throw a party!



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Old 12-24-2007, 03:38 AM
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I have a couple of toothbrushes, a couple of tubes of toothpaste, some face lotion and a good smelling body spray in my medicine cabinet...borrring.

I keep the vulvar cream, anal lube and vicodin in my bedroom. they're next to my diamond rings and weed.



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Old 12-24-2007, 08:32 AM
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so i didn't have a party. just having one person over there freaked me out enough, like what if we broke something.
i actually broke the handle off of a mug, but i think it was already broken before and wasn't glued back properly
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:11 AM
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None of you are ever house sitting for me ever ever ever.



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Old 12-26-2007, 12:02 PM
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i didn't do it in her bed. i'm so respectful
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:58 PM
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nowhere in her house! jeez!
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:03 PM
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no. there was none. seriously, i had to put a lid on that shit.
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