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ericlee

09-28-2009, 01:36 AM

Boardmasters festival:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/6609_619897451242_286102544_6674768.jpg
Trying to blend in with the English laydees.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/5940_115224274063_504834063_2426493.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/5940_115224279063_504834063_2426494.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/5940_115224454063_504834063_2426524.jpg

I'm well gangsta, innit.

I'm a fan of cariboouu festival pics.

:o

jabumbo

09-28-2009, 10:46 AM

i went to philly for the weekend and tore apart my obligatory cheesesteak

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/jabumbo/8218_718220069203_14200821_41345218.jpg

Praying Mantis

09-28-2009, 03:53 PM

Where in Philly for your cheesesteak?

Caribou

09-28-2009, 05:07 PM

i went to philly for the weekend and tore apart my obligatory cheesesteak

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/jabumbo/8218_718220069203_14200821_41345218.jpg

"Grrr, take THAT cheesesteak!" :mad:

:cool:

Caribou

09-28-2009, 05:10 PM

I'm a fan of cariboouu festival pics.

:o

*giggles* :o

b-grrrlie

09-28-2009, 05:49 PM

Pete <3 food...

RobMoney$

09-28-2009, 06:23 PM

I don't recognize that place.
Must a secret spot.

Caribou

09-28-2009, 06:23 PM

I've never had a cheesesteak and tbh didn't know what it was, so I googled a picture:

http://cheapostay.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/philadelhia-sheesesteaks.jpg

srsly, that can NOT be cheese. :eek:

Freebasser

09-28-2009, 06:54 PM

I didn't know what a cheesesteak was either until now, but it appears I had a cheeseham last night without realising it :eek:

hpdrifter

09-28-2009, 07:20 PM

http://cheapostay.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/philadelhia-sheesesteaks.jpg

God that looks so good.

Bob

09-28-2009, 07:32 PM

the steak part more than the cheese part

DIGI

09-28-2009, 07:54 PM

Steak and cheese whiz.

RobMoney$

09-28-2009, 09:08 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/9335_1169662774735_1622957323_41720.jpg
This is a pic of me and some of my childhood friends at the local Boys' Club.
Someone I don't even know posted it on FB. It sort of blew my mind.

Echewta

09-28-2009, 10:49 PM

Somebodies Grandma went to New Orleans.

DipDipDive

09-29-2009, 12:51 AM

^ Totally bitchin, as is the Sunkist can.

Echewta

09-29-2009, 12:58 AM

Rob, did they show skateboard and surfing films on the wall and serve hotdogs and chips? Did you go outside to play Earth Ball soccer afterwards?

RobMoney$

09-29-2009, 06:01 AM

Decopage was about the most "hippie" we ever got.

BTW, the B&W was for effect, not out of necessity.

Gareth

09-29-2009, 07:01 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/richardhing/8324_289463385369_904620369_9039182.jpg

holla

Helvete

09-29-2009, 07:38 AM

Word, where you been?

jabumbo

09-29-2009, 04:54 PM

Where in Philly for your cheesesteak?

the place was actually called "joes pizza", near 16th/walnut.

we were in that area and it was the best looking place that wasn't very upscale. plus, it started to rain so it made the choice easy

paul jones

09-30-2009, 01:49 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/richardhing/8324_289463385369_904620369_9039182.jpg

holla

those passengers up ahead are just about to moon your driver

Gareth

09-30-2009, 04:31 AM

Word, where you been?

thats in cambodia. was in japan and singapore before that tho.

Helvete

09-30-2009, 07:26 AM

I was going to guess Vietnam. Cool journeys though!

Dorothy Wood

09-30-2009, 01:09 PM

Looking very dapper, Gareth! :)

Praying Mantis

10-02-2009, 08:52 AM

I don't recognize that place.
Must a secret spot.

I was thinking the same thing Rob. Was trying to figure out where it was. Where do you prefer your Cheesesteaks from ?

DandyFop

10-02-2009, 03:39 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs244.snc1/9131_161517084803_503094803_3659701_7143384_n.jpg

RobMoney$

10-02-2009, 05:57 PM

I was thinking the same thing Rob. Was trying to figure out where it was. Where do you prefer your Cheesesteaks from ?

For me, my top 5 cheesesteaks:

1. Chink's
2. Tony Luke's (it has to be the Front & Oregon location, the one in the stadium isn't as good)
3. Jim's (same rule applies here, the 4th & South location)
4. Pat's
5. Steve's Prince of Steaks

cj hood

10-02-2009, 07:03 PM

where's Chinks?

Waus

10-02-2009, 08:19 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs244.snc1/9131_161517084803_503094803_3659701_7143384_n.jpg

STEVE HOLT!

na§tee

10-04-2009, 10:52 AM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/0f00c095.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/20c20b7a.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/89920e5f.jpg

RobMoney$

10-04-2009, 02:56 PM

where's Chinks?

It's in the hood.
Torrsedale & Benner

Been going there since I was a wee tyke.
My Gran used to take me there. Shit's straight out of the '50's.
They make their coke's and sprite's the old-fashioned way, from syrup.
They also make real malted milkshakes.
Best cheesesteak you'll ever eat.
Shit's bananas.

Bob

10-04-2009, 03:35 PM

some people look very sexy when they run

some people do not

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/run.png

i kind of wish i'd worn shorts so that i could show off my lovely leg muscles but nope, i thought it would be colder than it turned out to be.

ps that's rain, not sweat

pps don't tell jack mccoy i stole his picture, i don't want to mess with that dude

Dorothy Wood

10-04-2009, 04:31 PM

wait, why are you sweating so much?

rirv

10-04-2009, 05:01 PM

nastee is a bit of a hotty mactotty.

Bob

10-04-2009, 05:30 PM

wait, why are you sweating so much?

i'm worried about jack mccoy finding out about my copyright violation

camo

10-04-2009, 06:39 PM

Why you have a massive Left foot Bob?

RobMoney$

10-04-2009, 07:25 PM

Finally installed the new Perlick beer faucets.
Killer pour, all stainless, and no front valve for gunk to build up in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/7732_104521369558277_10000001244720.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/7732_104521356224945_10000001244720.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/7732_104521346224946_10000001244720.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/7732_104521362891611_10000001244720.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/7732_104521376224943_10000001244720.jpg

Bob

10-05-2009, 05:07 AM

Why you have a massive Left foot Bob?

it's an ILLUSION

saz

10-05-2009, 09:30 PM

(y)

Reppin'
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3925432355_0a2c8fd673_o.jpg

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs240.snc1/8734_135848941657_572741657_2713368_2195931_n.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs201.snc1/6823_134042192534_742692534_2510161_845139_n.jpg

awesome

monkey

10-05-2009, 11:34 PM

my goodness nastee you're gorgeous. those pics are awesome.

everyone else is great. but in those pics, she's just breathtaking. :p

jabumbo

10-06-2009, 07:51 AM

^ the shots are very vivid, to say the least

and i have to say, i am somewhat jealous of robs setup there.

Praying Mantis

10-06-2009, 07:57 AM

It's in the hood.
Torrsedale & Benner

Been going there since I was a wee tyke.
My Gran used to take me there. Shit's straight out of the '50's.
They make their coke's and sprite's the old-fashioned way, from syrup.
They also make real malted milkshakes.
Best cheesesteak you'll ever eat.
Shit's bananas.

Never been to Chink's I live in South Philly, Ill have to try it.

Mine are

Jims
Pats
Tony Lukes

Thats all I really head to.

RobMoney$

10-06-2009, 10:45 PM

and i have to say, i am somewhat jealous of robs setup there.

Taps are always open, if we aren't home, the side door is open!
Love this time of year and all the seasonal brews that are out there this season.
We're running Sierra Nevada PA, Sam Adams O'fest, Magic Hat #9, Long Trail Fest, Flying Fish EPA and Dogfish 90 min. IPA.

GreenEarthAl

10-06-2009, 11:49 PM

http://www.bloodthirstyvegans.com/gallery/TeaParty.jpg

http://www.bloodthirstyvegans.com/gallery/AlexAU4HR.jpg

Ty Webb

10-07-2009, 12:53 AM

big up on sierra and cheesesteaks w/ honey mustard son.

jabumbo

10-07-2009, 07:47 AM

who's the one that took two bowls, Al?

GreenEarthAl

10-07-2009, 09:05 PM

who's the one that took two bowls, Al?

My first thought was "What's he on about? Two bowls??" Then after actually looking at the picture I was like "Hey, who took two bowls?" Then I tried to think back on the events leading up to the picture. Then it occurred to me, I wasn't originally sitting there; Kim, the young lady taking the picture got up so that I could sit there while she took the picture. She's kind of our band photographer and is directing our music video and such, and so, 5th bowl belonged to her. Mystery solved.

Drederick Tatum

10-08-2009, 04:25 AM

My first thought was "What's he on about? Two bowls??" Then after actually looking at the picture I was like "Hey, who took two bowls?" Then I tried to think back on the events leading up to the picture. Then it occurred to me, I wasn't originally sitting there; Kim, the young lady taking the picture got up so that I could sit there while she took the picture. She's kind of our band photographer and is directing our music video and such, and so, 5th bowl belonged to her. Mystery solved.

it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

Helvete

10-08-2009, 04:56 AM

Well, it would be if Al hung out with multiple bowl takers. Now it all seems rather tame.

mickill

10-08-2009, 06:45 PM

it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

Awesome.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/0f00c095.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/20c20b7a.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/89920e5f.jpg

Starting at about Heiress' last picture, it just seems like all the girls here have been trying to outdo each other with the photos (minus Brabs, I don't think she was trying very hard). Anyway, it's going to be hard to top these.

Bob

10-08-2009, 08:09 PM

what's in the bowls?

cosmo105

10-08-2009, 08:23 PM

i'll play too. i'm a girl!

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs205.snc1/7228_589694400836_30510461_33939804_8206486_n.jpg

Helvete

10-08-2009, 08:31 PM

Never would have guessed, but good try anyway!

GreenEarthAl

10-08-2009, 08:55 PM

it seems life on tour can get pretty crazy.

DUDE! WE HADN'T EVEN BROKEN OUT THE TOENAIL CLIPPERS YET AT THAT POINT!!

what's in the bowls?

DUDE! IT WAS TOTALLY SOME SOUP THAT WAS IN THE BOWLS AND STUFF!!

Bob

10-08-2009, 09:01 PM

what kind of soup? i'm hungry and want people to describe food to me

GreenEarthAl

10-08-2009, 09:02 PM

Then that dude in the foreground, who is our guitarist, but who is also a NINJA with REAL ULTIMATE POWER, started shredding on his guitar. IT SOUNDED LIKE 100 FRICKIN GUITARS! Man that was some awesome soup!

(it tasted almost like a peanut sauce)

DIGI

10-08-2009, 10:35 PM

I don't buy it.

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 09:55 AM

Wow! I love soup! I thought it was pumpkin, it looked like pumpkin.

i'll play too. i'm a girl!

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs205.snc1/7228_589694400836_30510461_33939804_8206486_n.jpg

Gorge!!

Helvete

10-09-2009, 11:16 AM

I think it's spelled Jorge, and that's still not her name.

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 11:54 AM

nah I'm just abbreve-ing.

mickill

10-09-2009, 01:06 PM

I comprehn'ded it.

The subject is indeed a handsome one. It's as though she is unaware of the camera's presence, her gleaming (gleeming) forelocks just barely exposing the left side of her face, the perfect contours of her jawline framing her tender visage. My only criticism is the abysmal lighting. I give it an 8.

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 01:21 PM

You're absolutely right about the contours contouring her, and moving the viewer's eyes around her. My eyes cannot rest on just one part of that picture. She's making love to the camera; which isn't surprising considering that she once showed us all a picture of a camera that she said she'd fuck if she could. This was back when she was considering a career in photography.

mickill

10-09-2009, 02:03 PM

So you're thinking perhaps she set up the shot, carefully got into position, feigned the unawareness, and used the auto timer to get the picture to work? WAIT, maybe she finally got her hands on that sexy camera she wanted to copulate! And maybe she drew the contours on with a marker beforehand. I think you may be onto something.

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 02:25 PM

But her smile is so endearing and innocent, if any notion of that kind of design on her part was in my head before I looked at the picture again, it would vanish instantly as soon as the contours got hold of me, and those eyes, and that glowing caramel skin.

The more I gaze at her, the more I see not just youthful sweetness and lack of guile, but a real warm, nurturing, maternal air about her. Do you see it?

mickill

10-09-2009, 04:00 PM

I do see it. And although it may seem a tad superfluous, the picture strikes me as sort of a kindred to the Mona Lisa (but with better definition in the subject's jaw, higher cheek bones, and the presence of horrible lighting), acting as sort of a bridge between the Renaissance and the modern age. Her gaze is at once alluring, haunting, unknowing, and vulnerable. There is regret in her eyes and subtle apathy in her smile.

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs205.snc1/7228_589694400836_30510461_33939804_8206486_n.jpg http://teaching.zachwhalen.net/comics/sites/teaching.zachwhalen.net.comics/files/images/Mona_Lisa.jpg

Still an 8.

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 04:12 PM

Actually it's starting to piss me off. Why is her head turned so far to the side? Was she looking at something off to her left and then didn't have time to turn before the picture was taken? Why is she leaning forward, it's like she's pushing in on me. Back off, woman! You think you're so cute, don't you! I'll destroy you.

mickill

10-09-2009, 04:19 PM

Are you talking about the Mona Lisa?

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 04:26 PM

Yes, she turned her head very, very slowly, legend had it. The portrait caught her totally unawares.

mickill

10-09-2009, 04:58 PM

Interesting....

mickill

10-09-2009, 04:59 PM

Aww hell naw, check out the jawline!

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs205.snc1/7228_589694400836_30510461_33939804_8206486_n.jpg http://haysvillelibrary.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/van-gogh-self-portrait.jpg

Nuzzolese

10-09-2009, 05:03 PM

I can't stay mad at her. She's too gorge.

weez

10-09-2009, 07:13 PM

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4143/29034708.jpg

cosmo105

10-09-2009, 11:33 PM

the regret was because they somehow burned tofu cheesecake, which still boggles my mind to this moment.

my locks are not gleeming :(

DIGI

10-10-2009, 01:16 AM

what kind of soup? i'm hungry and want people to describe food to me

It appears to be simmered baby shit. Is there anything hippies won't recycle?

Bob

10-10-2009, 01:22 AM

the regret was because they somehow burned tofu cheesecake, which still boggles my mind to this moment.

my locks are not gleeming :(

i don't think gleeming is even a word

GreenEarthAl

10-10-2009, 11:25 AM

It appears to be simmered baby shit. Is there anything hippies won't recycle?

Waste not; want not.

beastieboysbaby

10-10-2009, 06:27 PM

http://i35.tinypic.com/nzr1ur.jpg

me and my friend.

roosta

10-10-2009, 06:43 PM

attn: all the ladies

msg: good work, keep it up.

ericlee

10-10-2009, 07:38 PM

attn: all the ladies

msg: good work, keep it up.

attn: roosta

msg: why don't you have a seat over there

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9962/chrishansen007.jpg

checkyourprez

10-11-2009, 02:44 AM

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Chris-hansen-masturbating.jpg

g-mile7

10-12-2009, 02:06 PM

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Chris-hansen-masturbating.jpg

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA ahhhh good ol' Chris Hansen

g-mile7

10-12-2009, 02:07 PM

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4143/29034708.jpg

cool' pic man that's a classic

Echewta

10-12-2009, 07:53 PM

http://www.deadbeatroommates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/1150225283tuna_can.jpg

Dorothy Wood

10-13-2009, 10:02 PM

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs270.snc1/9728_1187829691089_1088704905_30597083_5635435_n.j pg

paul jones

10-13-2009, 10:42 PM

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs270.snc1/9728_1187829691089_1088704905_30597083_5635435_n.j pg

you so awesome(y):)

checkyourprez

10-13-2009, 11:43 PM

i kinda wanted to do a facial hair thread. but i didnt know where it would go. in here, or in the main forum. (decorations provided by hp webcam)

im debating on how long i want to let this go. winter is coming up so i could get away with it for a while. couple years ago i had a pretty beefy one, idk well see.

but any thoughts on a facial hair thread?

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs259.snc1/10621_557597199023_44202249_33089077_2100927_n.jpg

Helvete

10-14-2009, 06:51 AM

Cool beard, twato! (y)

Caribou

10-14-2009, 11:01 AM

rirv

10-14-2009, 03:55 PM

I speak from the heart when I say it makes you look like much less of a douche.

Freebasser

10-14-2009, 06:06 PM

Yeah, now you look like a stalker ;)

Caribou

10-14-2009, 06:19 PM

This is what happens when someone tells me I can't do something. I have to prove them wrong:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/Foto0234.jpg

camo

10-14-2009, 06:56 PM

This is what happens when someone tells me I can't do something. I have to prove them wrong:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/Caribooo/Foto0234.jpg

Was the bet to suck your toe and look like one of beastieboysbaby's photos?

If so then bravo!

Caribou

10-14-2009, 07:01 PM

Was the bet to suck your toe and look like one of beastieboysbaby's photos?

If so then bravo!

The dude thought that because I'm a 'larger lady', I wouldn't be able to lift my fat leg that high.

And thanks for complimenting on my bboybaby impersonation. I've been practicing. :)

camo

10-14-2009, 07:09 PM

Ahh well you've proved him wrong with your supple appendages!

I hope you gave him a clip round the ear for suggesting that you couldn't.

b i o n i c

10-14-2009, 07:53 PM

i think someone just wanted to see you sucking your toe

Caribou

10-14-2009, 08:24 PM

:eek: I've been used!

b i o n i c

10-14-2009, 08:33 PM

i bet you cant fit a keilbasa in your mouth!

checkyourprez

10-14-2009, 10:20 PM

I speak from the heart when I say it makes you look like much less of a douche.

what a guy. :D

Yeah, now you look like a stalker ;)

night night, keep your butthole tight.;)

ericlee

10-15-2009, 01:45 AM

Drederick Tatum

10-15-2009, 04:04 AM

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f305/Sprewell15/hghghg-1-1-1-1.jpg?t=1255593420

my face in your face. sans glasses so IQ was a bit lower.

Nuzzolese

10-15-2009, 09:24 AM

Sensitive, kind, handsome, cheekbones, waves of chestnut, chin of granite.

rirv

10-15-2009, 10:14 AM

Sensitive, kind, handsome, cheekbones, waves of chestnut, chin of granite.

Is this you?

Nuzzolese

10-15-2009, 10:34 AM

Is this you?

Yes, rather than post a picture in the family album I thought I'd just describe myself to you. I forgot to mention the rugged stubble.

hpdrifter

10-15-2009, 12:01 PM

You should probably model.

Freebasser

10-15-2009, 12:27 PM

Thanks!

nodanaonlyzuul

10-15-2009, 01:09 PM

(y)

russhie

10-16-2009, 08:11 PM

It's festival season here (almost) and we kicked it off with an afternoon in the company of Bertie Blackman, Busy P, Krystal Castles, Tiga, Errol Alkan, MSTRKRFT and lotssss of other people. yay.

These won't last long I don't think.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs258.snc1/10528_180609929277_750754277_3925469_2982407_n.jpg
I love promo boys and girls! 20% off at Glue Store. Hoo-rayyyy

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs278.snc1/10528_178718659277_750754277_3905267_4469664_n.jpg

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs278.snc1/10528_178718839277_750754277_3905293_7683284_n.jpg

jabumbo

10-16-2009, 10:29 PM

why won't they last?

russhie

10-16-2009, 10:46 PM

I'm funny about the way I look.

jabumbo

10-16-2009, 10:51 PM

you look quite happy and cheerful in those photos. nothing to be funny about!

Bob

10-16-2009, 11:07 PM

if it's any comfort you're obviously hot

people have probably told you that already though

Echewta

10-17-2009, 12:38 AM

the horse is rad

BBboy20

10-17-2009, 01:28 AM

Wait, that's you?

Now I'm really perplexed with your self-esteem issues. :confused:

Helvete

10-17-2009, 03:04 AM

Russhie, take it from me, and I am an expert in these affairs, but you are really quite beautiful indeed. You must be like a total bitch in real life or something to have not found a decent guy! That's a joke by the way, I am sure you are not.

camo

10-17-2009, 12:56 PM

See everyone...I told you Russhie was a complete hotty (y)

It's about time you posted for everyone to ogle/drool/gawp.

Freebasser

10-17-2009, 01:15 PM

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs258.snc1/10528_180609929277_750754277_3925469_2982407_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/mervdogg/killmyeyes.jpg

RobMoney$

10-17-2009, 01:29 PM

Wait, that's you?
Now I'm really perplexed with your self-esteem issues. :confused:

What we could have here Ladies & Gentleman, is the very rare species known as:
"Hot Girl who doesn't know how hot she is".

I've heard tales that they actually exist, but have never had the pleasure of actually seeing one.
They are very rare indeed!

ericlee

10-17-2009, 02:02 PM

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs258.snc1/10528_180609929277_750754277_3925469_2982407_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/mervdogg/killmyeyes.jpg

http://members.gamedev.net/vilio/LMAO.jpg

Echewta

10-17-2009, 07:07 PM

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs245.snc1/9229_1241604688934_1493836503_30654959_120152_n.jp g

derail

jabumbo

10-17-2009, 07:27 PM

those jeans are very slimming on you, chewy

ericlee

10-17-2009, 09:22 PM

at least he has the integrity to not strike the unsticking his balls from his leg pose.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs196.snc1/6611_125700011656_716101656_2731545_2333105_n.jpg

having those hot mamas around me like he does, it would be almost impossible for me to keep my balls from sticking to my legs.

Pres Zount

10-18-2009, 03:02 AM

but have never had the pleasure of actually seeing one.

Lol that's really creepy.

russhie

10-18-2009, 05:48 AM

Thanks everyone, appreciate it. I've been told I'm very sweet and nice and easy to get along with so it beats me why I tend to luck out with the dudes! ha.

In regards to self esteem issues: I grew up never quite being good enough at anything even though I was an A student, fit, healthy, happy, and a good person. I was made to feel as if I wasn't ever fulfilling my full potential, and this has carried over to adult life, so, I'm in pursuit of perfection and obviously that's not attainable, it doesn't exist, and I know this - it's just a shame that I can't seem to stop chasing. As well, I wasn't concious of how I looked till other people started paying attention to it and it became apparent that lots of people found me attractive in some way (each to their own). Now I feel this pressure to use the way I look because "not everybody is pretty" and it sadly consumes more of my time than I'd like to admit. It's eating away at me and I look back at the person I was before and wish I could be that carefree again.

All that is very personal and I don't really want to talk about it very much but I felt like it should maybe be addressed so I don't come across as an attractive person who is just being a pain in the arse about it. I fully realise I'm an idiot about the way I look and it's a struggle every day to not listen to the part of me that says I'm too ugly, too fat or too useless to be any good to anyone. We all have our baggage and this is mine.

Now, moving on :o

russhie

10-18-2009, 05:52 AM

Also, I don't get internet jokes and so I'm not really sure what that picture is supposed to mean - the smiling girl. Excuse my ignorance.

Nuzzolese

10-19-2009, 11:03 AM

side-swept bangs and huge sunglasses!

Ty Webb

10-19-2009, 04:02 PM

i like ladies that are pretty and also a little weird lookin'.

Randetica

10-21-2009, 03:48 PM

i thought russie was like 30+ years old

g-mile7

10-21-2009, 11:09 PM

enjoying the banter....here's one for old times sake. Sure it's not too much right?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/greenemile69/untitlederd.jpg

at a wedding

roosta

10-22-2009, 04:54 AM

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs258.snc1/10528_180609929277_750754277_3925469_2982407_n.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/mervdogg/killmyeyes.jpg

hahaha! YES!

Nuzzolese

10-22-2009, 02:08 PM

jabumbo

10-22-2009, 02:49 PM

try that again, nuzz. all i can see is that pimple on your back.

checkyourprez

10-22-2009, 05:02 PM

try that again, nuzz. all i can see is that pimple on your back.

burn.

Ty Webb

10-22-2009, 09:24 PM

enough with the burn jesus

checkyourprez

10-22-2009, 11:19 PM

enough with the burn jesus

just cause you got inadvertently burned ty webb, dont dog the burn.

Nuzzolese

10-23-2009, 09:34 AM

He's been watching That 70s Show too much.

Planetary

10-23-2009, 10:58 AM

i saw the photo !:confused::mad::eek::cool::(

Nuzzolese

10-23-2009, 12:58 PM

I'm sorry this has put you through so many emotions

b i o n i c

10-23-2009, 01:20 PM

did you just post a picture of your butt?

Echewta

10-23-2009, 01:42 PM

She posted a picture of her pet walrus, Ricky Ricardo.

Nuzzolese

10-23-2009, 01:51 PM

Ricky died, though. I backed over him with the mower last Tuesday. Broke the mower. It's been a tough week all around.

Echewta

10-23-2009, 01:53 PM

You have some splain'n to do.

Nuzzolese

10-23-2009, 01:59 PM

EDIT: I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable leaving them up here.

b i o n i c

10-23-2009, 02:00 PM

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7213/picture18557moksgybr72p.jpg

I was a little over sunned in this one so my pose is like "hmmnnnggghhpphhh", and I'm not trendy or anything.. besides my hat so just, there you have it.

Adam

10-23-2009, 03:30 PM

first time I remember seeing a picture of Nuzz but I kinda imagined her with mousy blonde coloured hair. But still, all very pretty (y)

Echewta

10-23-2009, 04:01 PM

Something about Nuzz's picture bugs me.

Helvete

10-23-2009, 04:05 PM

Something about Nuzz's picture bugs me.
What could it be? She's hot by the way.

Bob

10-23-2009, 04:24 PM

Something about Nuzz's picture bugs me.

yeah, there's something fishy about it

Echewta

10-23-2009, 04:50 PM

Yup, can't put my finger on it but I've been eating white balls all day.

Wait, what?

checkyourprez

10-23-2009, 05:00 PM

He's been watching That 70s Show too much.

naaah.

10-25-2009, 12:41 AM

It's festival season here (almost) and we kicked it off with an afternoon in the company of Bertie Blackman, Busy P, Krystal Castles, Tiga, Errol Alkan, MSTRKRFT and lotssss of other people. yay.

These won't last long I don't think.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs278.snc1/10528_178718839277_750754277_3905293_7683284_n.jpg

Looks like fun. Justice and Crystal Castles is going to be here next week and I can't make it... damn. Guess I'll just be awesome over here.

http://imgur.com/Gv1ho.jpg

Helvete

10-25-2009, 10:09 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/damaja/montagne-1.jpg
Up a bloody mountain with no skis, what the fuck is that all about?

Echewta

10-25-2009, 02:21 PM

I think the guy sitting on the bench is trying to figure that out.

rirv

10-25-2009, 04:19 PM

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/rsirving/14335_316482300625_772845625_954150.jpg
Not sure what is so amusing, but all I know is my tan has faded since then :(

Echewta

10-25-2009, 04:50 PM

The shirt is pretty islands bra

b i o n i c

10-26-2009, 12:27 PM

EDIT: I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable leaving them up here.

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7213/picture18557moksgybr72p.jpg
:mad:

hpdrifter

10-26-2009, 12:45 PM

I missed it. Bummer.

miss soul fire

10-26-2009, 09:09 PM

Animals always know how to pose to me.:p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/sopadeletrinhas/DSC00338.jpg

Especially mine.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/sopadeletrinhas/DSC00378.jpg

miss soul fire

10-26-2009, 09:17 PM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/0f00c095.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/20c20b7a.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/89920e5f.jpg

Looks like a commercial.
I'd buy it!:)

DandyFop

10-26-2009, 09:25 PM

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs013.snc3/12042_181166064803_503094803_3837398_698676_n.jpg

Work's driving me bananas today

Bob

10-26-2009, 09:26 PM

lol

BBboy20

10-26-2009, 11:43 PM

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs013.snc3/12042_181166064803_503094803_3837398_698676_n.jpg

Work's driving me bananas today*Notices postition of Banana* LOlzolzolz...move along, move along people.

Knuckles

10-27-2009, 12:55 AM

That banana is getting a titty fuck?!?!?!?

AWESOME!

Dorothy Wood

10-28-2009, 11:31 AM

more like a titty hug.

great pic, barb!

Ty Webb

10-28-2009, 01:38 PM

Nuzzolese

10-29-2009, 12:08 PM

Sometimes I don't think that's really bionic.

b i o n i c

10-29-2009, 12:12 PM

I bet when you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup.

i got a free nipple waxing with the hat

camo

10-29-2009, 12:37 PM

i got a free nipple waxing with the hat

so did this guy, but they put his nipple cuttings towards the production of the hat.

http://nerdalors.fr/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Mr-hair-hat.jpg

Helvete

10-29-2009, 12:41 PM

Sometimes I don't think that's really bionic.

Wait, what? I just thought it was a random Chinese man.

Nuzzolese

10-29-2009, 12:51 PM

a random Chinese man.

What did you think bionic was? I guess it is him, I just didn't recognize him without his rice picking hat, and since he isn't smiling you can't see his buck teeth. :eek:

miss soul fire

10-29-2009, 07:13 PM

Sometimes I don't think that's really bionic.

It is not.

I think...

Ty Webb

10-30-2009, 06:48 PM

The real Ty Webb:

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs067.snc3/13457_1181427269584_1645284327_448750_3379513_n.jp g

Dorothy Wood

10-30-2009, 09:56 PM

HOTT

mate_spawn_die

10-31-2009, 01:16 AM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3488/4060241016_71cbbde878_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2691/4060241206_b35a18f2f1_o.jpg

checkyourprez

10-31-2009, 03:35 AM

the problem with this site is theres too many hoes into dudes not like me. and its not about me, its basically that in im in some alternative bar that id go to occasionally and id score some pussy with some tats from time to time, but usually id go to the other bars with the puss im normally chasing know what i mean. if not, then o well.

ericlee

10-31-2009, 04:08 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/eric286/fatbat2.jpg

Ty Webb

10-31-2009, 01:33 PM

jennyb

10-31-2009, 01:47 PM

Barb and the Banana ... lol oh my lolness (y)

Drederick Tatum

10-31-2009, 01:48 PM

BangkokB

10-31-2009, 03:59 PM

Here's a Pic of me Going Green Ridin' teh Train
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/On_de_Train.jpg

Ty Webb

10-31-2009, 04:06 PM

Here's a Pic of me Going Green Ridin' teh Train
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/On_de_Train.jpgYOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THE EVIL THAT AWAITS YOU

Ty Webb

10-31-2009, 04:08 PM

could use a little clearing up.
nevermind i think i follow you now

BangkokB

10-31-2009, 04:12 PM

Wife Beater Tank Top that's midriff: Check
Short Short Jeans: Check
Sandals in Late October: Check
Socks w/ the Sandals: Check
Handbag w/ Sex Toys Inside: Definitely!

Let the Good Times ROLL Baby ROLL!!!

camo

10-31-2009, 07:03 PM

That guy has been robbed of his manhood, literally.

Bob

11-01-2009, 01:27 PM

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/shelbybump.jpg

words are inadequate to describe how creepy that puppet was. it stares into your soul

camo

11-01-2009, 01:54 PM

What's that on your wrist?

Bob

11-01-2009, 02:00 PM

a tattoo i wrote with a washable marker that started to fade the second i put my shirt on. it's supposed to say NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE but since i wrote it with my left hand it actually says NEIR AVSEP THE PHOVE

i also wrote "remember Sammy Jankis" on my hand and "THE FACTS:" on my other forearm though i couldn't remember what the facts were

camo

11-01-2009, 02:19 PM

haha (y)

Dorothy Wood

11-02-2009, 12:05 AM

rirv

11-02-2009, 06:29 PM

ha, what?

He means he's disappointed that more of the ladies on this board don't compliment him on how devastatingly handsome he is. The reason for this is that they are "not his normal type" of "chick" he would want to "bone".

Dorothy Wood

11-02-2009, 08:40 PM

He means he's disappointed that more of the ladies on this board don't compliment him on how devastatingly handsome he is. The reason for this is that they are "not his normal type" of "chick" he would want to "bone".

oh, well maybe we're afraid of getting analed. :(

kaiser soze

11-02-2009, 09:34 PM

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/shelbybump.jpg

words are inadequate to describe how creepy that puppet was. it stares into your soul

and you want to be a lawyer....just imagine who will be staring into your soul

*shiver*

miss soul fire

11-02-2009, 09:44 PM

Here's a Pic of me Going Green Ridin' teh Train
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/On_de_Train.jpg

This picture inspires me!!!(y):)

Myu-to

11-02-2009, 09:46 PM

To do what?

Vomit comes to mind for me.

miss soul fire

11-02-2009, 09:47 PM

I saw this coming.:D

I guess you'd never know.:p

But it's sure good material for anything interesting.:D

Dorothy Wood

11-03-2009, 03:12 AM

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs070.snc3/13747_328534425502_505710502_9757068_5808302_n.jpg

gross!

paul jones

11-03-2009, 03:20 AM

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs070.snc3/13747_328534425502_505710502_9757068_5808302_n.jpg

gross!

(y)

Ty Webb

11-03-2009, 05:34 PM

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A%252F%252Fphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net%252Fhphotos-ak-snc3%252Fhs018.snc3%252F12566_198025196927_1430144 26927_4377845_720265_n.jpg&h=14463799114d3fdfa72be0df7840850d&ref=nf

ScarySquirrel

11-05-2009, 06:39 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16344_702672616505_22405967_41929919_3120947_n.jpg
New jacket, new haircut. Same ol' douchebag.

na§tee

11-05-2009, 06:47 PM

ohh sarks i want your teeth! and your hair! pretty!

go beards! (y)

rirv

11-05-2009, 06:58 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16344_702672616505_22405967_41929919_3120947_n.jpg
New jacket, new haircut. Same ol' douchebag.
Looking good! IN A NON GAY WAY! Like in a... HEY BUDDY YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? kind of way.

Helvete

11-05-2009, 07:33 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16344_702672616505_22405967_41929919_3120947_n.jpg
New jacket, new haircut. Same ol' douchebag.

I'm impressed, Adam, looking good. Hope all is going well for you.

b i o n i c

11-05-2009, 08:10 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16344_702672616505_22405967_41929919_3120947_n.jpg

mike d? :D(y)

Adam

11-06-2009, 04:06 AM

Looking good! IN A NON GAY WAY! Like in a... HEY BUDDY YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? kind of way.

(y)

was kinda trying to post similar and it came out in a total gay way from me so quoting rirv

befsquire

11-06-2009, 05:45 AM

looking good, sir squirrel.

some of you may recognize the male in this photo from a somewhat famous case here in florida...

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1916/214/20/639157801/n639157801_1746312_6394.jpg

befsquire

11-06-2009, 05:55 AM

they really grow up too fast...

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs031.snc3/11835_199441547801_639157801_3981092_259387_n.jpg

ScarySquirrel

11-06-2009, 07:30 PM

Gay... non-gay... I'll take what I can get.

Thanks for the kind words, y'all. I've actually put some weight back on, but am working on fixin' the situation again. Life stresses will do that to me, I guess.

saz

11-06-2009, 08:24 PM

beth is back (y) how's bobby d?

miss soul fire

11-06-2009, 08:33 PM

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs116.snc3/16344_702672616505_22405967_41929919_3120947_n.jpg
New jacket, new haircut. Same ol' douchebag.

DUDE!!!! You look like another person!!!:eek:
Congratulations on losing weight!(y):)
You look great, man!

miss soul fire

11-06-2009, 08:40 PM

they really grow up too fast...

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs031.snc3/11835_199441547801_639157801_3981092_259387_n.jpg

Wow! She used to be a little girl!:eek:

I'm amazed how time flies. It flew on me!:D

Helvete

11-06-2009, 10:33 PM

So post a damn picture then, Roby!

nodanaonlyzuul

11-07-2009, 01:10 AM

yo Beth (y)

russhie

11-09-2009, 06:39 AM

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs027.snc3/11456_201404779277_750754277_4132013_2498993_n.jpg
Looking like ladies

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs027.snc3/11456_205544364277_750754277_4190266_6377152_n.jpg
Lots of champagne

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs027.snc3/11456_205544369277_750754277_4190267_6315436_n.jpg
Checking out the form with cute boys

I love racing season <3

checkyourprez

11-09-2009, 10:35 AM

why is that dude is drinking smirnoff?

Lex Diamonds

11-09-2009, 11:05 AM

Smirnoff Ice... even worse. It's what 14 year olds drink.

paul jones

11-09-2009, 11:19 AM

Smirnoff Ice... even worse. It's what 14 year olds drink.

or just complete twats

Lex Diamonds

11-09-2009, 11:54 AM

Yeah sorry, I should have clarified... 14 year old twats.

DandyFop

11-09-2009, 03:11 PM

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs040.snc3/12759_181679984803_503094803_3841543_6138887_n.jpg

=

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs048.snc3/13566_191054699803_503094803_3946003_7890728_n.jpg

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs068.snc3/13566_191054769803_503094803_3946011_6582001_n.jpg

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs068.snc3/13566_191054779803_503094803_3946013_5612100_n.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs048.snc3/13566_191054804803_503094803_3946017_1873592_n.jpg

rirv

11-09-2009, 03:33 PM

Quick Q: R U ACTUALLY FUNNY?
As long as you don't start playing the guitar. My heart sinks at standup nights when the guitar comes out.

DandyFop

11-09-2009, 03:38 PM

All I can say is I kinda killed it that night. I wish I had filmed my set cause it's one of the best I've ever had.

But no matter how good I do I'll always still wonder if I'm actually funny. Luckily, I've talked to some of the funniest people ever and they feel the same way about themselves.

Andy Blitz who has written for Conan forever was at my freaking house omggggggg

rirv

11-09-2009, 04:03 PM

As long as people laugh, you keep getting booked and you keep enjoying it.(y)

I'm performing another kind of stand up at the moment - teaching - and every lesson right now is like a performance: wondering how the audience will react, what they think of you, how are they going to behave etc. etc. Kids aren't afraid to heckle, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SEND THEM TO THE YELLOW CARD ROOM!:mad:

Bob

11-09-2009, 05:00 PM

But no matter how good I do I'll always still wonder if I'm actually funny. Luckily, I've talked to some of the funniest people ever and they feel the same way about themselves.

one of the things that scares me about the idea of starting stand-up is the thought that you might be funny, but your very first show might be a bad one. like, even good, famous comedians have horrible shows where despite the fact that they're doing the same act that they usually do, the audience just doesn't laugh and it's really awkward and embarrassing. and it's not because they aren't funny, it's just because they're unlucky, the audience isn't going for it tonight.

so like, what if you're just starting out, and your first show is one of those? a different audience, a different time, a different place and you'd be killing, but you wouldn't know that because you've never done a show before, you can only assume that you aren't funny and nobody will ever laugh at your act

devastating

Laserface

11-09-2009, 05:06 PM

one of the things that scares me about the idea of starting stand-up is the thought that you might be funny, but your very first show might be a bad one. like, even good, famous comedians have horrible shows where despite the fact that they're doing the same act that they usually do, the audience just doesn't laugh and it's really awkward and embarrassing. and it's not because they aren't funny, it's just because they're unlucky, the audience isn't going for it tonight.

so like, what if you're just starting out, and your first show is one of those? a different audience, a different time, a different place and you'd be killing, but you wouldn't know that because you've never done a show before, you can only assume that you aren't funny and nobody will ever laugh at your act

devastating

i heard louis ck say that the first show he did he totally bombed. like, he actually stated he just sucked, but look at him now. it takes perseverance.

Echewta

11-09-2009, 06:23 PM

Right on Dandy. Looks like a great night and I'm sorry I missed it. I would have had a great time performing sitdown.

cosmo105

11-09-2009, 06:48 PM

I wasn't laughing extra hard and loud because you're my friend, Babs (although I made sure to laugh harder at your set than anyone else's) (y)

Dorothy Wood

11-09-2009, 07:36 PM

cool party pix, dandy!

one of the things that scares me about the idea of starting stand-up is the thought that you might be funny, but your very first show might be a bad one. like, even good, famous comedians have horrible shows where despite the fact that they're doing the same act that they usually do, the audience just doesn't laugh and it's really awkward and embarrassing. and it's not because they aren't funny, it's just because they're unlucky, the audience isn't going for it tonight.

so like, what if you're just starting out, and your first show is one of those? a different audience, a different time, a different place and you'd be killing, but you wouldn't know that because you've never done a show before, you can only assume that you aren't funny and nobody will ever laugh at your act

devastating

a friend of mine is trying to do stand up, she's had mixed feelings about it. once she went to an open mic and everyone was just standing around going over their acts in their minds and/or not paying attention or laughing. at the end of her set she said, "fuck you!" to the audience. ha. which, probably would make you laugh if you knew her and the way she said it...but you don't, so nevermind....

I like to think of myself as a funny person, but I could never do stand up. I'd just start stuttering. also, I don't know how to write jokes that don't involve farts or poop.

cj hood

11-09-2009, 07:55 PM

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i307/auter76/mic.jpg

joke teller....

Ty Webb

11-09-2009, 09:03 PM

http://images.moviemarket.com/library/photos/259/259313.jpg

DandyFop

11-09-2009, 09:54 PM

c
a friend of mine is trying to do stand up, she's had mixed feelings about it. once she went to an open mic and everyone was just standing around going over their acts in their minds and/or not paying attention or laughing. at the end of her set she said, "fuck you!" to the audience. ha. which, probably would make you laugh if you knew her and the way she said it...but you don't, so nevermind....

In my experience, that's what open mics are like, for the most part. It's all other comics waiting to get up. If there's a sense of community, or if they like you, they'll pay a little more attention to you. I was really honored the other night when a comic who's been around for a while came up and said he was going to wait to see my set until he left.

Last Sunday I did a set to a mic audience that was like black hole and didn't laugh at one thing I said. Two nights ago I did most of the same jokes and killed. There's so many circumstances, many that you have no control over, that go into it. Bombing is just something everyone has to go through, and you have to chalk it up to experience.

Bob

11-09-2009, 10:13 PM

Last Sunday I did a set to a mic audience that was like black hole and didn't laugh at one thing I said. Two nights ago I did most of the same jokes and killed. There's so many circumstances, many that you have no control over, that go into it. Bombing is just something everyone has to go through, and you have to chalk it up to experience.

yeah, that's the thing that gets me. i know it's part of it, but what if you're material's good, but your first show bombs regardless? you won't know if it's because you got unlucky or if it's because your jokes suck and you aren't funny. do you get up and do the same stuff again, or do you change your act?

nervewracking

DandyFop

11-10-2009, 01:13 AM

The saying goes that most people bomb the first time. So yeah, you get up and do the same set again, I'd say. It's pretty impossible for any joke to hit perfectly the first time it's ever said to an audience. It's silly to me to think that one bad time on stage would ruin anybody.

lolkat

11-10-2009, 02:04 AM

me and my little floor bastard.
http://www.texastripper.com/blog/uploaded_images/Dog-Amenity012-1-760790.jpg

guess were in the fam now

HEIRESS

11-10-2009, 02:38 AM

Tape that shit next time Dandy!

Planetary

11-10-2009, 05:37 AM

yeah, that's the thing that gets me. i know it's part of it, but what if you're material's good, but your first show bombs regardless? you won't know if it's because you got unlucky or if it's because your jokes suck and you aren't funny. do you get up and do the same stuff again, or do you change your act?

nervewracking

Come on Bob, all this concern is causing you to make basic grammatical errors!

Bob

11-10-2009, 05:42 AM

Come on Bob, all this concern is causing you to make basic grammatical errors!

i don't know what you mean. "that is the thing that gets me. i know it is part of it, but what if you are material is good, but your first show bomb

ok now i get it

cj hood

11-10-2009, 11:08 AM

stand up:
i've been doing stand up for 5 years...all comics bomb despite their years of experience. for starters, you obviously have to have good material. i hate open mics cuz it's filled with clowns who think they're funny. real comics will get up at an open mic and do 5 minutes of new stuff they're working on....clowns will get up there and talk for a half hour (not funny). you're better off going to your local club and asking if you could do a 'guest spot.' you'll get 3-5 minutes of stage time at a real club, with real comics with a real audience (who paid to be there). the feedback you get from the latter will give you the best guage on how good/bad you did.
in 5 years i have about 30 minutes of solid material...i alway open up with topical stuff that's in the news. i've worked with rich voss, nick dipaolo and i did a spot for xm radio. stand-up is both a challenge and a thrill to do.
most shows i do have an mc (15min), feature (30min), headliner (45min). funny thing is that you could do the same material as a feature that you did as an mc and get more laughs. the later you go on during a show the more laughs you get: audience is more drunk and i feel that they think you must be more funny since you're on later in the show.

hpdrifter

11-10-2009, 01:05 PM

Bob any kind of performing is the same, if you get up there fearing the audience they'll pick up on it and the exact result you're afraid of will come to pass. You get up and do your thing and let the rest of it go. There will always be some asshole in the crowd who's gonna yell show us your tits or something.

Sometimes you're going to crash and burn, you can't let it destroy you.

hpdrifter

11-10-2009, 06:23 PM

me and my little floor bastard.
http://www.texastripper.com/blog/uploaded_images/Dog-Amenity012-1-760790.jpg

guess were in the fam now

Wow. So not expecting that.

Pretty awesome, though. A hot blonde with a smart mouth.

rirv

11-10-2009, 06:49 PM

me and my little floor bastard.
http://www.texastripper.com/blog/uploaded_images/Dog-Amenity012-1-760790.jpg

guess were in the fam now

I was going to post "I thought you were an alias." Now that your post has come up in raw HTML in the above quotes in this here box I'm typing in, the source of your picture leads me to believe my first suspicions were correct.

Unless of course you stayed at the Driskill Hotel in Austin, Texas and had your photo taken for their publicity.

I don't get it?

hpdrifter

11-10-2009, 06:51 PM

What is texastripper.com?

I am at work now and cannot look it up.

Legitimate photo of self or no? I am not so sure...

checkyourprez

11-10-2009, 06:58 PM

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs095.snc3/16240_535718933271_47004217_31803340_6624570_n.jpg

at the bah.

ScarySquirrel

11-10-2009, 07:32 PM

I don't know who this lolkat person is... but that picture looks kinda like a slimmed down version of this chick I know.

Which is odd to think she'd be pretty attractive. Or kind of is... or... something.

Uh... I gotta go. I think I hear the hypocrisy alarm going off.