View Full Version : Genius Thread II
Otis Driftwood
01-17-2007, 07:26 AM
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8619/doomnz3.jpg
beastieangel01
01-17-2007, 12:28 PM
BAHAHAHAHA!
I don't know why but, that really, REALLY amuses me.
jackrock
01-17-2007, 05:46 PM
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/214/ps3ue4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I think he likes you.
Tomtomtom
01-18-2007, 01:48 PM
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4344/untitled1kx0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
koolBASD
01-18-2007, 03:52 PM
that's tru hardcore
Otis Driftwood
01-19-2007, 03:58 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/images/rockroads.jpg
ericlee
01-19-2007, 10:27 AM
http://www.boingboing.net/images/rockroads.jpg
I saw that on the discovery channel a while back. He was in the making of it. He had a few complications and ended up bailing a few times while riding it.
Tomtomtom
01-19-2007, 10:37 AM
I saw that on the discovery channel a while back. He was in the making of it. He had a few complications and ended up bailing a few times while riding it.
According to the shadow on his face, he propably a perfect view on the road!:eek:
M.C. Guevera
01-19-2007, 06:24 PM
http://www.boingboing.net/images/rockroads.jpg
Looks like the "It" from that South Park episode.
souponastick
01-20-2007, 06:18 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/souponastick/lol.jpg
kleptomaniac
01-20-2007, 10:55 AM
Looks like the "It" from that South Park episode.
it sure does! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O4RY06OF6g)
ToucanSpam
01-20-2007, 11:43 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/218.png
I had no idea where to post this.
icy manipulator
01-20-2007, 11:56 AM
hasn't this been posted multiple times before?
ericlee
01-21-2007, 12:37 AM
hasn't this been posted multiple times before?
Yeah, Beck posted it a while back. Everybody LoLed.
Tomtomtom
01-22-2007, 05:44 PM
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5163/1223569yl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8605/11696208664674ox.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1402/11692325252539me.jpg
http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/7673/11696163072465ls.jpg
b-grrrlie
01-24-2007, 12:59 PM
http://madtempest.com/musicians.jpg
paul jones
01-24-2007, 02:17 PM
http://madtempest.com/musicians.jpg
(y) :D
zorra_chiflada
01-24-2007, 03:40 PM
i was watching the tennis last night and happened to notice this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/24-01-07_2130.jpg
paul jones
01-24-2007, 06:05 PM
i was watching the tennis last night and happened to notice this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/24-01-07_2130.jpg
(y)
Pres Zount
01-24-2007, 07:35 PM
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1402/11692325252539me.jpg
That's awesome
TurdBerglar
01-24-2007, 11:10 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/The_Young_Family.jpg
zorra_chiflada
01-25-2007, 02:23 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/The_Young_Family.jpg
that's old as the hills
ericlee
01-25-2007, 12:49 PM
that's old as the hills
Can't remember that sculptor's name at the moment but he's just recently been through NY. I wish I could have made my way there because he does some of the most realistic sculpting.
cosmo105
01-25-2007, 02:27 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/piggies.jpg
Freebasser
01-25-2007, 02:30 PM
http://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/51449/thumbs/Puppy%20bus.jpg_thumb.jpg
zorra_chiflada
01-25-2007, 05:36 PM
Can't remember that sculptor's name at the moment but he's just recently been through NY. I wish I could have made my way there because he does some of the most realistic sculpting.
it's a really long italian name beginning with p. i can't even remember what it is.
Schmeltz
01-25-2007, 07:25 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/piggies.jpg
For some reason that makes me laugh hysterically, I don't even really know why... :D
koolBASD
01-27-2007, 03:13 AM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2483/homealonexh4.jpg
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2370/1169678249518qc1.jpg
Thundercracker
01-27-2007, 06:24 PM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/2679/ballsjq0.jpg
panda girl
nick cage's sister?
NoLayupRule
01-27-2007, 06:49 PM
Can't remember that sculptor's name at the moment but he's just recently been through NY. I wish I could have made my way there because he does some of the most realistic sculpting.
Is it Ron Mueck?
http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/exhibitions/ron_mueck/
http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/images/sized/two_women-m.jpg
his shit is outa control
http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/images/sized/ron_mueck/In_Bed_m.jpg
this thing is huge
http://www.brooklynmuseum.org/images/sized/ron_mueck/Mask_II_m.jpg
this too
na§tee
01-27-2007, 06:54 PM
patricia piccinini. that picture was reproduced a lot in summer 2006 when some edinburgh doctors published a report on the ethical implications of human-animal experiments etc. i actually think she created this to generate reflections of the same thing, not just to look freakydeaky. bizarre-oh!
it sorta reminds me of ron mueck's (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/08/15/ixbamueck300.jpg) sculptures, too.
agh. nightmares!
edit: ha! didn't see nolayuprule's post. it answers it anyhoo!
M.C. Guevera
01-28-2007, 08:05 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/harrycarrybigfoot/charmingbearssign.jpg
Classy.
ericlee
01-29-2007, 01:14 AM
patricia piccinini. that picture was reproduced a lot in summer 2006 when some edinburgh doctors published a report on the ethical implications of human-animal experiments etc. i actually think she created this to generate reflections of the same thing, not just to look freakydeaky. bizarre-oh!
it sorta reminds me of ron mueck's (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/08/15/ixbamueck300.jpg) sculptures, too.
agh. nightmares!
edit: ha! didn't see nolayuprule's post. it answers it anyhoo!
Oh, ok. I got them confused. Yeah, that sculpting was patricia's and I was thinking of Ron Mueck and hell yeah!! I've still got time to see his stuff!!
NoLayupRule
01-29-2007, 02:41 AM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/harrycarrybigfoot/charmingbearssign.jpg
Classy.
OMFG, amazing
ToucanSpam
01-29-2007, 02:59 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i69/harrycarrybigfoot/charmingbearssign.jpg
Classy.
That's a misrepresentation of Bears fans. Some twat made that to get on TV.
ericlee
01-30-2007, 03:01 PM
http://themot.org/gallery/d/60990-1/Pedovan.jpghttp://
http://themot.org/gallery/d/10316-1/clowncar.jpeg
http://themot.org/gallery/d/3634-1/EvilEasterBunny.gif
http://themot.org/gallery/d/147-1/HockeyPuke.jpg
ericlee
01-30-2007, 05:18 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/4494/pepperscopyto6.jpg
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/7262/stupidjewsk1.jpg
beastiegirrl101
01-30-2007, 05:23 PM
EDIT:
the vag one...brilliant and scary.
ericlee
01-30-2007, 05:48 PM
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/2944/britanicomostachon3bu.jpg
ericlee
01-30-2007, 06:03 PM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/83/britneyeatsfortwosj5.gif
Randetica
01-31-2007, 01:12 AM
lol everything with lance bass in it is funny
Dorothy Wood
01-31-2007, 10:22 AM
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/83/britneyeatsfortwosj5.gif
that's pretty funny. and gross. :p
kaiser soze
01-31-2007, 09:59 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070201/capt.ny20402010027.suspicious_devices_ny204.jpg?x= 380&y=285&sig=K0jt.lBZEjEgL21qAJmvKw--
cosmo105
01-31-2007, 10:38 PM
http://www.nerdyshirts.com/uploads/english/images/products/letitbii-m-l.jpg
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/2007/0131/10891659_400X300.jpg
i hope you can see this because i'm doing it as hard as i can
i bought this shirt 10 minutes ago
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7162/upyours2ry0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
NoLayupRule
02-01-2007, 12:44 PM
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/7162/upyours2ry0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
classic
where'd you get the shirt?
kaiser soze
02-01-2007, 12:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2007/02/01/uosama.jpg
classic
where'd you get the shirt?
i got it off ebay, actually. i ordered it drunk, i'll probably regret it once everyone's forgotten about this event and i still have the shirt, but whatever
cosmo105
02-03-2007, 04:48 PM
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/2007/0131/10891659_400X300.jpg
hahaha the finger is blurred.
ericlee
02-04-2007, 12:40 AM
i got it off ebay, actually. i ordered it drunk, i'll probably regret it once everyone's forgotten about this event and i still have the shirt, but whatever
Anybody got a link of what happened? I missed out but it looks hilarious.
Otis Driftwood
02-04-2007, 08:45 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/images/256161/1_21_terror_free_oil.jpg
Otis Driftwood
02-05-2007, 07:56 AM
http://www.legomancer.net/nolinky/onethirtyone.png
ericlee
02-05-2007, 08:01 AM
http://www.legomancer.net/nolinky/onethirtyone.png
So you're gonna go ahead and post more pics about it without answering my question eh?
kleptomaniac
02-05-2007, 03:47 PM
So you're gonna go ahead and post more pics about it without answering my question eh?
there's an entire thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=76709) about it and it was all over the news.
ericlee
02-05-2007, 06:07 PM
there an entire thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=76709) about it and it was all over the news.
I read about it. I had to work when the news about it was on so I missed it. Damn that's funny.
Auton
02-05-2007, 06:16 PM
Fucking mormons.
Fucking Indie Wannabe's.
Otis Driftwood
02-06-2007, 03:39 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/380837224_a09031a173_o_d.jpg
jackrock
02-06-2007, 03:43 AM
http://www.scaryideas.com/pictures/88.jpg
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4730/1170228336366lh0.jpg
Otis Driftwood
02-06-2007, 07:26 AM
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/02/media_file_65280.jpg
Hah, timing.
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3482/timingef0.gif
zorra_chiflada
02-07-2007, 03:04 AM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4730/1170228336366lh0.jpg
hahahah that's so dumb it's funny
M.C. Guevera
02-07-2007, 03:44 AM
Ah, the 1950's!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/c/6acfad4f9659a1de2e1b1d310ca706c1.jpg
M.C. Guevera
02-07-2007, 03:49 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/8/c/b/8cb3803fdcbd65c4438f54ed64a6388a.jpg
Randetica
02-07-2007, 04:49 AM
Ah, the 1950's!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/a/c/6acfad4f9659a1de2e1b1d310ca706c1.jpg
feminists would kill me but yeah i wish i lived in the 50s and was one of those housewifes
b-grrrlie
02-07-2007, 06:56 PM
Apparently more fun that to watch paint dry (http://www.cheddarvision.tv/).
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/21/1169710759799ud9.png
TurdBerglar
02-07-2007, 07:14 PM
man, seals are stupid
yeah waus, that is so 'genius' and funny and whatever. thanks so much for posting that photograph. great fucking job.
Auton
02-07-2007, 08:29 PM
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/21/1169710759799ud9.png
damn, dude
kleptomaniac
02-07-2007, 09:33 PM
watch out, little one! *shields eyes*
Otis Driftwood
02-08-2007, 03:58 AM
http://boingboing.net/images/alcoholkdjfgkaj.jpg
ericlee
02-10-2007, 01:18 AM
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8809/gordoflacocj1.jpg
ericlee
02-10-2007, 02:05 AM
http://veselba.kafence.com/pix/sportni/wwf.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/BESmith123/lemonparty.jpg
Auton
02-10-2007, 02:24 AM
thanks to ericlee, for saving this thread from its decent into gayness
g-mile7
02-10-2007, 02:51 AM
thanks to ericlee, for saving this thread from its decent into gayness
You not sleepin yet? hahaha
http://www.dianelive.com/aa/manonthebed.jpg
http://sugarbank.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/graphb.gif
paul jones
02-10-2007, 01:49 PM
http://sugarbank.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/graphb.gif
I'm 20 feet tall
M.C. Guevera
02-11-2007, 05:44 AM
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/ChainsawSpeed13/RickAstley.jpg
icy manipulator
02-11-2007, 10:26 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8922/weird462cy8.jpg
Funky Pepp
02-12-2007, 12:50 PM
http://www.diggiads.de/temp/blowjobaward.jpg
Hihihi, I just found this on the internet... Please order NOW! :D
Otis Driftwood
02-13-2007, 04:32 AM
http://craphound.com/images/ubershades.jpg
Kid Presentable
02-13-2007, 10:52 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f153/Trevelian/Pink-Pig.jpg
cookiepuss
02-13-2007, 04:52 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/idivulge/3197_large.jpg
Dorothy Wood
02-13-2007, 04:58 PM
http://craphound.com/images/ubershades.jpg
that picture would be cool if it were actually physically possible. but it's not.
ericlee
02-15-2007, 08:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/gloriusmidget/giantsquirrelshotandkilled.jpg
I feel bad for laughing at that. Dammit
ericlee
02-15-2007, 09:06 AM
http://images.heaven666.org/images/introducing-the-new-goat-backpack.jpg
ericlee
02-15-2007, 09:12 AM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9513/monapeppersil1.jpg
ericlee
02-15-2007, 09:18 AM
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8484/0neha11mg2.jpg
zorra_chiflada
02-15-2007, 03:12 PM
http://images.heaven666.org/images/introducing-the-new-goat-backpack.jpg
hahah! goat piggyback!
na§tee
02-15-2007, 03:19 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/90s_flowchart.gif
jackrock
02-17-2007, 11:46 PM
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6251/japan9gr.jpg
http://grampyshouse.net/cliches/images/stuntaz.jpg
Pres Zount
02-18-2007, 04:47 AM
HAHAHAA. Those guys are serious. :( Good work on the photoshoped sparkles on the bling, though. very proffesional.
Also HAHAHAHAing to the 90's flow chart.
icy manipulator
02-18-2007, 05:35 AM
fucking wiggers
Randetica
02-18-2007, 07:56 AM
so old
so good
so straight ballin
Tompz
02-18-2007, 09:29 AM
im the one to the left
Freebasser
02-18-2007, 09:42 AM
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6251/japan9gr.jpg
So the bloke gets raped by a midget woman and then becomes pregnant?
Randetica
02-18-2007, 10:02 AM
looks like the guy ate that midget and later shits it out and thats why he had a boner umm SHUT UP!
tracky
02-19-2007, 12:38 AM
I just need to post these so that the bots will visit my frisky dingo (http://users.on.net/~tracksuit/frisky_dingo_episode_1/)site so I can start making some money again
http://users.on.net/~tracksuit/frisky_dingo_episode_1/images/i_have_termites.JPG
http://users.on.net/~tracksuit/frisky_dingo_episode_1/images/4_percent_is_more_realistic.JPG
http://users.on.net/~tracksuit/frisky_dingo_episode_2/images/I_was_avenging_the_untimely_deaths_of_my_murdered_ parents.JPG
kleptomaniac
02-19-2007, 12:48 AM
i wonder if anyone has posted this before. whatever, still makes me laugh. :D
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/claptonman/gore2.jpg
ggirlballa
02-19-2007, 12:51 AM
whoa! flashback when al gore had black hair & less lard!:eek:
na§tee
02-19-2007, 09:42 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/bucket.jpg
Freebasser
02-19-2007, 09:51 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/397/peppersbucketwc3.jpg
Freebasser
02-19-2007, 10:36 AM
Haha, Rusty Shedd.
TurdBerglar
02-19-2007, 11:16 AM
walrusses are fucking scary
Freebasser
02-19-2007, 12:14 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/17/18snap_walrus_gallery__292x400.jpg
I'm on teh Phonez, prankin ur m8s.
zorra_chiflada
02-19-2007, 03:18 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/bucket.jpg
i love it! i love how happy he is with his bucket!
NoLayupRule
02-19-2007, 07:43 PM
for god's sake!
give him back his bucket!!!!!!
NoLayupRule
02-20-2007, 11:08 AM
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Statshot-How-Did-We.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle117.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle418.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle995.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle58.jpg
LOL
"crying, crying, masturbating, crying"
abcdefz
02-20-2007, 11:56 AM
The Onion's always a good source. (y)
Otis Driftwood
02-21-2007, 04:35 AM
http://craphound.com/images/guinnessmarmite.jpg
icy manipulator
02-21-2007, 04:44 AM
http://craphound.com/images/guinnessmarmite.jpg
i fucking hate vegemite and i fucking hate guiness. but maybe 2 wrongs make a right in this case :cool:
Freebasser
02-21-2007, 07:41 AM
I'm constantly correcting people about how to spell Guinness but this takes the cake. For crying out loud, it's written on the bottle! Two Ns!
P.S. Guinness = (y)(y)
Marmite = (n)(n)
end product = :confused:
na§tee
02-21-2007, 07:56 AM
oh, i'd totally be up for some guinness marmite! that would be delicious. i love marmite. love it. and you call yourself british? :rolleyes:
Otis Driftwood
02-21-2007, 08:04 AM
I wish I could try some, but it'll be hard enough for you UK folks to get some:
"In time for St. Patrick's Day, Guinness yeast extract will be used to make a special spread, limited to 300,000 jars. It's available today 19 February 2007 for around £2.49 from supermarkets in the UK. "
Sounds like a serious collectors item. As this stuff NEVER ages it could be auctioned for 2.3 gazillion in a hundred years...
na§tee
02-21-2007, 08:18 AM
a jar has been sold for £21 on ebay already. £21!
i am absolutely going to get a jar, i swear on it. it must be mine. and then i am going to post the best 'marmite on toast' what's for tea entry of all time!
z, i'm glad you liked the big walrus-y bull seal thingy and his bucket, meehehe :) i actually can't look at it anymore (i have to scroll down really fast) because my face will turn red with laughter at work. actually, i received it via someone at work so i could just pretend i'm checking my old emails.. uh.. all the time. heh.
NoLayupRule
02-21-2007, 12:27 PM
marmite is made out of marmet extract. thats why it tastes like shit
bigblu89
02-21-2007, 04:47 PM
Mor of a moving picture, but you get the point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCDimUAxnCM&NR
b-grrrlie
02-21-2007, 07:47 PM
I wish I could try some, but it'll be hard enough for you UK folks to get some:
"In time for St. Patrick's Day, Guinness yeast extract will be used to make a special spread, limited to 300,000 jars. It's available today 19 February 2007 for around £2.49 from supermarkets in the UK. "
Sounds like a serious collectors item. As this stuff NEVER ages it could be auctioned for 2.3 gazillion in a hundred years...I wonder if it's available in Dublin as well? (off to Dublin on Sunnday...)
na§tee
02-22-2007, 08:05 AM
meehehehe. eeeeeexcellent! (y) more, more!
abcdefz
02-22-2007, 11:52 AM
http://images.yelp.com/photo?id=aqbljpXPrgMOWLRNpmyZXA&s=l
Echewta
02-22-2007, 04:55 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/feb21gal19.jpg
ericlee
02-22-2007, 05:20 PM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9366/darkcameltoevr7at9.jpg
b-grrrlie
02-22-2007, 05:37 PM
http://images.yelp.com/photo?id=aqbljpXPrgMOWLRNpmyZXA&s=l
I have never understood this smashing of guitars -thingy... :o :(
ToucanSpam
02-22-2007, 05:59 PM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9366/darkcameltoevr7at9.jpg
Hahahahahahahaha my god.
Do you think she knows?
ericlee
02-22-2007, 06:18 PM
Hahahahahahahaha my god.
Do you think she knows?
she probably did it intentionally. In fact, it's probably a camel toe implant.
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9366/darkcameltoevr7at9.jpg
it looks like a realdoll
ToucanSpam
02-22-2007, 06:40 PM
Is that guy high?
ericlee
02-22-2007, 06:41 PM
it looks like a realdoll
bwhahaha. She sure does. You know that it's Ice T's wife? She probably has a warning label.. "Keep away from flames"
bwhahaha. She sure does. You know that it's Ice T's wife? She probably has a warning label.. "Keep away from flames"
jesus christ, it's a real woman?
seriously, i've seen realdolls that looked more life-like than she does
jesus
maybe she has a good personality
cosmo105
02-22-2007, 07:41 PM
she's a nuclear physicist and she's done amazing work with Skanks Without Borders in somalia
ericlee
02-22-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm trying to find pics of her butt. the damn thing's got it's own zip code.
This is the only closest thing I can find.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/iceberg187/IceT_GangstaRapcopy-1.jpg
cosmo105
02-22-2007, 07:57 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA (https://www.shopcoco.net/holding.php)
AIR FRESHENERS!!
ericlee
02-22-2007, 08:15 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA (https://www.shopcoco.net/holding.php)
AIR FRESHENERS!!
Check out the coco's world link there. I have a strange urge to hump a tire now.
ericlee
02-23-2007, 12:16 AM
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1701/giantpenguinmt1.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/bholliday72/pepzi.jpg
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4779/meatpurseem1.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9317/11499236771149366868339bw5.jpg
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4183/random47sz8.jpg
ericlee
02-23-2007, 01:06 AM
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4849/1proksda7.jpg
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1299/iwishiknewhowtoquityex0.jpg
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3194/hockey2vh3.jpg
http://boingboing.net/images/yhst-37025177803217_1936_64.gif
ToucanSpam
02-23-2007, 09:01 AM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4183/random47sz8.jpg
Doe he think he's Wolverine? Does he think he's inside a comic?
My god some people need serious help.
Freebasser
02-23-2007, 09:09 AM
Oh well, if he tries to attack anyone it'll just rip the back of his hand off.
It'll serve the tosser right.
ToucanSpam
02-23-2007, 09:11 AM
I wonder what his mother thinks of this.
bigblu89
02-23-2007, 09:31 AM
"He's just going through a phase."
ToucanSpam
02-23-2007, 10:27 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/Pat_Walsh/Battlefield_earth_screencap.jpg
abcdefz
02-23-2007, 10:36 AM
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1299/iwishiknewhowtoquityex0.jpg
Niiiiiiiiice. (y)
Freebasser
02-24-2007, 06:20 PM
http://static.flickr.com/32/58264007_d9061f3f11_m.jpg
kleptomaniac
02-24-2007, 11:03 PM
http://static.flickr.com/32/58264007_d9061f3f11_m.jpg
identity crisis! (!)
na§tee
02-26-2007, 11:10 AM
http://craphound.com/images/guinnessmarmite.jpg
got one! (y)
explained to my boyfriend about the apparent scarcity (and awesomeness) of said spread and he just waltzes into tesco in inverness and picks one up, nae bother! shelves and shelves of them! i'm like "THE FUCK YOU TALKING BOUT, BOI, GET BACK THERE, BUY ME A SHEDLOAD AND SELL THOSE FUCKERS ON EBAY!" sadly, i don't think he's going to :(
i'll get a chance to taste it not this weekend, but the next. oooh!
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6655/padsterisgaylolfx4.gif
Mr Films
02-26-2007, 09:32 PM
http://www.misterfilms.com/blingbang.JPG
Kid Presentable
02-27-2007, 09:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/sister_mary_moltar/macrolita2.jpg
zorra_chiflada
02-27-2007, 03:12 PM
hahah yess!
ericlee
02-27-2007, 10:49 PM
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5440/untitled7bo0zc0.png
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/382/untitled5if1du3.png
na§tee
02-28-2007, 05:40 AM
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/02/DinoComics%21.jpg
Echewta
02-28-2007, 11:42 AM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/special-for-deformed.jpg
M.C. Guevera
03-01-2007, 01:25 AM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e172/cjcummer/funny/porn.jpg
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/chess/ch_powell2.jpg
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6910/1155886944702rm8.jpg
http://photos-160.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v55/112/85/7919541/n7919541_35016160_2186.jpg
http://ljplus.ru/img3/b/u/burzik/ya-i-deti.jpg
cosmo105
03-01-2007, 01:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/sister_mary_moltar/macrolita2.jpg
nice.
cj hood
03-01-2007, 06:53 PM
http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9366/darkcameltoevr7at9.jpg
that's grandmaster caz!!!
koolBASD
03-02-2007, 05:35 AM
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6982/horsepissbeernh8.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/518/l6fc3b3995913d2e74262b3nz4.jpg
jackrock
03-02-2007, 05:50 AM
http://corey.spring.googlepages.com/wagt.jpg
icy manipulator
03-02-2007, 07:02 AM
[/IMG]
http://ljplus.ru/img3/b/u/burzik/ya-i-deti.jpg
i've set this as my desktop background (y)
i know i shouldn't laugh but it's soooo good
TurdBerglar
03-02-2007, 09:35 AM
is that biff from back to the future?
cosmo105
03-02-2007, 08:57 PM
no way. the guy's like 50.
Auton
03-03-2007, 02:15 AM
it doesnt even look like him.
DandyFop
03-03-2007, 03:19 AM
his name is Tom Wilson, bitches. And no of course that's not him.
http://mishilo.image.pbase.com/u21/c_a_p/upload/35061001.biff.jpg
Look closely at the clown's nametag...
Helvete
03-03-2007, 04:25 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/damaja/alteredbeast.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/damaja/alienvspostalguy.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/damaja/dogcontrol.jpg
Pres Zount
03-03-2007, 05:16 AM
Those postal ones are all great.
Auton
03-03-2007, 11:09 PM
stop merely posting things from somethingawful.com. thanks.
stop merely posting things from somethingawful.com. thanks.
....one more?
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8629/ducksov9.jpg
Auton
03-03-2007, 11:31 PM
for some reason i don't mind it when you do it. at least you're a member of the forum.
Pres Zount
03-04-2007, 01:21 AM
stop merely posting things from somethingawful.com. thanks.
I don't mind because I never visit there on a regular basis. Maybe a "from somethingawful: ..." would be nice.
Otis Driftwood
03-04-2007, 03:17 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/407948580_40af6e9235_o.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/407948768_0b22591ebf_o.jpg
Otis Driftwood
03-05-2007, 04:08 PM
I just saw the much lauded "condom applicator" for the first time...
Said to take 4 seconds to apply it will make life safer for rapists and pedos everywhere...
http://craphound.com/images/condomapplicator.jpg
Whatitis
03-05-2007, 05:29 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/roephoto/GB.jpg
ericlee
03-05-2007, 11:51 PM
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/80000/80308MRUQ_w.jpg
M.C. Guevera
03-06-2007, 05:59 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/f/0/df036816dd34e07715ecfe4c20c80c0d.gif
Echewta
03-06-2007, 11:15 AM
http://www.etherworks.ca/images/caltiger.jpg
abcdefz
03-06-2007, 01:15 PM
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000LPS2RM.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
NoLayupRule
03-06-2007, 01:53 PM
http://www.americanpolitics.com/rudybenito.jpg
NoLayupRule
03-06-2007, 01:54 PM
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Show-766133.jpg
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bouncy_babes-793794.jpg
http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/womenmechanics-792235.jpg
NoLayupRule
03-06-2007, 02:19 PM
Ladies and crossdressers, your presidential canidate from the republican party!!!http://www.nypost.com/seven/03032007/photos/news008a.jpg
paul jones
03-06-2007, 05:37 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/daughter-amanda-and-bill-bean.jpg
Echewta
03-06-2007, 05:58 PM
http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20050711/tm09.jpg
mikizee
03-06-2007, 10:01 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/burger.jpg
Echewta
03-07-2007, 11:40 AM
http://www.ny.com/features/images/mushroom.jpg
cosmo105
03-07-2007, 08:22 PM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6894/rampxz4.jpg
^holy shit, where did you find that? in the lab the engineers commandeered, that's one of the pictures on the wall. i laughed pretty hard when i saw it......in the middle of my CAD midterm.
Otis Driftwood
03-08-2007, 10:46 AM
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/03/beer_glass.jpg
St. Patty's Day is coming up, which is yet another excuse to go get obliterated in celebration, and here is a gadget that can assist in the obliteration. This talking beer glass is the perfect for the person who always needs to be told what to do. It is also great if you have previously drunken yourself blind—it will warn of low beer levels. $28.
I wonder if it can do pickup lines when you can manage nothing more than gargling at a girl...
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 09:51 AM
otis, i found my bad boy last night. and it totally fucked me up! check it out
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7263/dsc00394ms0.jpg
that beast can fit a litre an a half!~
Otis Driftwood
03-09-2007, 09:55 AM
WOW! A reusable envelope! That is so hardcore! ;)
Lol, are the reverse markings an indication of aussie drinking humour? (y)
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 10:02 AM
there's a return address on the back of the envelope. shit, people can read my address. ah well, that's not the adress i use for anything but my phone bill. cbf changing it.
QLD has changed a bit since you've benn here. technically it's illegal to have a shower that's longer than 4 mins now (!)
Otis Driftwood
03-09-2007, 10:08 AM
there's a return address on the back of the envelope. shit, people can read my address. ah well, that's not the adress i use for anything but my phone bill. cbf changing it.
QLD has changed a bit since you've benn here. technically it's illegal to have a shower that's longer than 4 mins now (!)
Haha, when I go in the subway in the mornings I often think it's illegal to shower at all here. I remember bans on car washing when I was there. But the shower thing is kinda harsh, cause it gets hot like a mother fucker a lot. They should lower the AC settings in buildings cause that's also a huge hit on water use.
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 10:17 AM
water standards have become ridiculous here. 12 months ago we were on level 2, with a maximum of level 3. now we're on level 5. they're planning level 6 and 7 now too. we're living up to the "driest continent in the world" claim :mad:
Otis Driftwood
03-09-2007, 10:19 AM
Fuck water, drink beer then!
na§tee
03-09-2007, 10:23 AM
good afternoon, patrick goodall.
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 10:28 AM
good evening claire louise stewart
na§tee
03-09-2007, 10:29 AM
holy fuck! :eek: oh wait, i've posted that many times in my hate thread. ahahaha. okay. calm. you could find my address and mobile number if you were really entrepreneurial.
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 10:34 AM
i think i know of a thread that has your address but i'll be kind enough not to mention it. this address is useless anyway. as far as the government knows i still live with my parents. but if anyone went to pay for my mobile bills or greenpeace and amnesty international donations then feel free to do so :)
na§tee
03-09-2007, 10:38 AM
hah, thanks for not mentioning the thread. i've probably posted it a billion times in various moments of madness. i don't want any heterosexuality law enforcement officers turning up at my door or anything. i'm moving soon though, wweeeeeh! so make the most of it while you can.
i can send you a bottle of water? no? i'm all about the charity, here.
icy manipulator
03-09-2007, 10:52 AM
you best. it'll be worth more than gold here soon :(
Otis Driftwood
03-09-2007, 11:01 AM
If you Queensies weren't such sponges they could just recycle the water from the showers. :D
paul jones
03-11-2007, 11:09 AM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/monkey-bondage.jpg
paul jones
03-11-2007, 11:11 AM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/fine-indian-cuisine.jpg
paul jones
03-11-2007, 11:13 AM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/caught-doing-it.jpg
cosmo105
03-11-2007, 05:04 PM
http://msvideo.disney.go.com/wdi/BuzzReceiver/English/Content/Video/buzzlightyear.k4.2007061231906.eng.jpg
Otis Driftwood
03-12-2007, 03:52 AM
http://craphound.com/images/abbahuut.jpg
Freebasser
03-12-2007, 07:32 AM
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6894/rampxz4.jpg
Aha! I saw that email last week (y)
I wish I had teh ballz to do something like that when I was at skewl :(
abcdefz
03-12-2007, 12:44 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/guapomole/.Pictures/animated/cowhump.gif
paul jones
03-12-2007, 12:45 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/guapomole/.Pictures/animated/cowhump.gif
That's one less Mcdonalds burger
paul jones
03-12-2007, 08:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/pauljonesuk/shapely-mouse-pads.jpg
abcdefz
03-13-2007, 09:18 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Menudo_-_Video_Explosion_DVD_cover.jpg
I love that shit. Who the hell composes a photo like that!?
abcdefz
03-13-2007, 09:23 AM
.
jackrock
03-13-2007, 12:09 PM
http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/metalica.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Anticipation_nes.jpg
http://www.myextralife.com/strips/02-19-2007.jpg
ha!
abcdefz
03-13-2007, 12:26 PM
http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/metalica.jpg
:D
beastiegirrl101
03-13-2007, 03:01 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Menudo_-_Video_Explosion_DVD_cover.jpg
HELLO? look where the guy on the far left hand is.
Drederick Tatum
03-13-2007, 03:16 PM
http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/metalica.jpg
nothing says metal quite like a Passat.
Drederick Tatum
03-13-2007, 03:32 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f305/Sprewell15/DSC_0073.jpg?t=1173818151
ericlee
03-13-2007, 09:00 PM
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8654/jesusghostbusterskt7.jpg
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3071/a3do2.jpg
cosmo105
03-13-2007, 09:33 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/LamarXcore/THE20HUNGER.jpg
nothing says metal quite like a Passat.
i was thinking that. shit like that embarasses even me
paul jones
03-14-2007, 08:22 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y189/LamarXcore/THE20HUNGER.jpg
I just wet my pants(y) :)
skra75
03-14-2007, 08:46 AM
http://i5.tinypic.com/4dqo9so.jpg
Echewta
03-14-2007, 10:54 AM
http://www.geocities.com/balmaindogs2/images/humour_laughing_dog.jpg
TurdBerglar
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
http://i5.tinypic.com/4dqo9so.jpg
i would totally play with this all day long
abcdefz
03-14-2007, 11:24 AM
I'll see your
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Menudo_-_Video_Explosion_DVD_cover.jpg
and raise you
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news1960.jpg.
NoLayupRule
03-14-2007, 03:40 PM
nothing says metal quite like a Passat.
:rofl:
M.C. Guevera
03-14-2007, 10:08 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/4.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/6.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/8.jpg
I have no idea what's going on in this picture.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/9.jpg
The fat man's supposed to be Santa Claus. Yes. Santa Claus. I'm not making that up.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/14.jpg
Yes, that's Santa Claus, and yes, that is exactly what it looks like. Notice the white stuff on his arm.
skra75
03-15-2007, 01:29 PM
http://www.yakov.com/images/paintings/joyToTheWorld.jpg
Drederick Tatum
03-15-2007, 03:51 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f305/Sprewell15/ridindurrty.jpg?t=1173992108
Mr. Boomin'Granny
03-15-2007, 04:03 PM
http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/metalica.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Anticipation_nes.jpg
http://www.myextralife.com/strips/02-19-2007.jpg
ha!
digg user. :p
cosmo105
03-15-2007, 06:50 PM
:p
NOOOOOO
http://www.efx2.com/gallery/2336-i%20have%20a%20dreamcast.jpg
Pres Zount
03-15-2007, 07:25 PM
Cosmo, that's great. MLK is a prick.
skra75
03-16-2007, 11:44 AM
http://i16.tinypic.com/2j4tt10.jpg
cosmo105
03-16-2007, 02:13 PM
^SWEET
cosmo105
03-16-2007, 02:17 PM
http://i17.tinypic.com/44bucns.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/2i1fm3a.jpg
http://i15.tinypic.com/4e0b2hi.jpg
http://i8.tinypic.com/2hdwcaw.jpg
http://i10.tinypic.com/3z1z02q.jpg
Echewta
03-16-2007, 03:07 PM
http://www.alad.net/memorial/images/wtc/WTC-2.jpg
I find it funny that the bird we find so patriotic and noble is almost extinct. (y)
cosmo105
03-16-2007, 03:09 PM
^because he was such a fucking pussy.
Echewta
03-16-2007, 03:18 PM
That eagle is crying Auton like tears.
Tomtomtom
03-16-2007, 06:35 PM
http://i15.tinypic.com/4e0b2hi.jpg
By the way I'v heard once that, if there is no Nobel's Price in mathematics (but in chemistry, peace, litterature...) it's because Nobel's wife was cheating on him with a mathematician.
That was a crucial information.
paul jones
03-18-2007, 09:47 AM
wow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tGp5AuSMhI)
I bet the catering bill for that shoot was big
kaiser soze
03-18-2007, 09:03 PM
http://9news.com/media/2006August17053836/27b735fa-0abe-421a-0082-2a1211b49b35.jpg
abcdefz
03-19-2007, 11:35 AM
http://www.alad.net/memorial/images/wtc/WTC-2.jpg
I find it funny that the bird we find so patriotic and noble is almost extinct. (y)
Actually, I think it's made such a comeback they're considering taking it off the list. I swear I just read this, but I could be wrong.
Actually, I think it's made such a comeback they're considering taking it off the list. I swear I just read this, but I could be wrong.
I think you are right. I just saw one last week at my in-laws...flying around and then perched on a branch, scoping.
My other mom said the same thing about them almost off the list. They are huge motherfuckers too.
Echewta
03-19-2007, 12:12 PM
Like they wouldn't be put back on...
This is america!
kaiser soze
03-19-2007, 12:44 PM
I bet cheney would shoot one if he had the chance
http://i17.tinypic.com/44bucns.jpg
http://i11.tinypic.com/2i1fm3a.jpg
http://i15.tinypic.com/4e0b2hi.jpg
http://i8.tinypic.com/2hdwcaw.jpg
http://i10.tinypic.com/3z1z02q.jpg
jesus fucking christ my sides hurt!
almost genius (if he had connected)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/lampard20b_468x380.jpg
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