View Full Version : Genius Thread II
DandyFop
04-10-2009, 05:33 PM
http://5.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zielvxatgkd4EwWmS6o1_500.jpg
:(:(:(
ericlee
04-11-2009, 05:00 AM
http://afuji.org/temp/yatta.png
Audio.
04-11-2009, 06:56 AM
lmao wtf (y)
I don't even know what to think. Doraemon? Pokemon and Dragonball characters? LEAVES?
I'm now insane.
kaiser soze
04-12-2009, 10:22 AM
ericlee has won the thread
someone get him some monkey brains and used panties!
TurdBerglar
04-12-2009, 02:35 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/pew_pew_pew.jpeg
ericlee
04-12-2009, 03:29 PM
I don't even know what to think. Doraemon? Pokemon and Dragonball characters? LEAVES?
I'm now insane.
one of them looks like Fred Flintstone too.
funk63
04-14-2009, 07:45 PM
:(:(
:):):)
wiederum, dass Stirnrunzeln auf den Kopf!
kaiser soze
04-14-2009, 09:04 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01380/jeans-thong_1380900i.jpg
Nygel
04-14-2009, 11:29 PM
I've actually seen those on someone.
it wasnt someone who should wear them
kaiser soze
04-14-2009, 11:48 PM
was it a double layered muffin top?
Echewta
04-15-2009, 12:52 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2qmdwlz.gif
Funky Pepp
04-15-2009, 04:27 PM
:):):)
wiederum, dass Stirnrunzeln auf den Kopf!
Is it just me or does anyone else see all the posts of funk63 in german? :confused: (Not only here - same in the Wolfmother thread.)
Helvete
04-15-2009, 04:45 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else see all the posts of funk63 in german? :confused: (Not only here - same in the Wolfmother thread.)
Don't know what you're talking about, you must have your computer set weird.
Funky Pepp
04-15-2009, 04:52 PM
Don't know what you're talking about, you must have your computer set weird.
I thought so too, but checked everything and my husband got the same problem on 2 different computers... Weird (!)
ericlee
04-16-2009, 03:11 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/14/gun3.jpg
funk63
04-16-2009, 03:35 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else see all the posts of funk63 in german? :confused: (Not only here - same in the Wolfmother thread.)
lol Ich begreife nicht, was Sie meinen..
King PSYZ
04-16-2009, 04:05 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/14/gun3.jpg
BK-47
Funky Pepp
04-16-2009, 05:00 PM
lol Ich begreife nicht, was Sie meinen..
Du darfst ruhig du sagen :D
BBboy20
04-17-2009, 01:53 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/14/gun3.jpg
Meat kills.
taquitos
04-17-2009, 03:29 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03ORa153k8bVA/610x.jpg
funk63
04-17-2009, 03:33 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg159/funk63/1233317767316.png
Tomtomtom
04-20-2009, 05:44 AM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2952/jesusonakitkat.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jesusonakitkat.jpg)
beastiegirrl101
04-20-2009, 08:34 AM
Peep Death! (http://www.100waystokillapeep.blogspot.com/)
jabumbo
04-20-2009, 01:20 PM
you're like a week late on that, girrrl101
Caribou
04-20-2009, 03:18 PM
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2952/jesusonakitkat.jpg (http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jesusonakitkat.jpg)
Dude, I didn't even realise until I clicked on the image name.
Is there any place he can't be found?! :D
s there any place he can't be found?! :D
Hell?
M.C. Guevera
04-23-2009, 02:42 PM
I haven't posted in months, but I logged in again because these two things made me laugh and I wanted to share it with you guys:
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa183/daaardvark/imgladthisguyshavingakid.gif
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa183/daaardvark/pregnant.jpg
M.C. Guevera
04-23-2009, 02:48 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RimB6Xa9B5k/Sb5VRJrp08I/AAAAAAAAFRA/RM1l6CUtoMM/s320/P1010498.JPG
jackrock
04-23-2009, 05:47 PM
http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/battletoads.jpg
http://fun.drno.de/pics/shirts/terrorist.jpg
http://img.moronail.net/img/2/2/1122.jpg
Echewta
04-24-2009, 06:07 PM
http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/10/30/hobo1.jpg
Echewta
04-27-2009, 02:16 PM
http://image44.webshots.com/44/6/47/40/382664740RylNUA_ph.jpg
Just a sample of what I'm doing for May 5th in Los Angeles, the City of Angeles.
Freebasser
04-30-2009, 05:28 PM
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3108/1member.jpg
Pres Zount
05-01-2009, 09:56 AM
Love you Aid.
na§tee
05-01-2009, 03:00 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/nastee/DSC00004.jpg
i don't know where this can go, but i wanted to share it.
it's on sale at a charity shop near me and what the holy hell were the designers thinking? australia.. kangaroos.. fucking.. weird.. pubic hair/grass thing on your crotch.. no no no no no.
<kangaroos + bush joke>
it's not there anymore, so someone is wearing it. no, it's not me.
DandyFop
05-01-2009, 03:04 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
:( no workt - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
synch
05-01-2009, 03:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
:( no workt - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
Classy!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
:( no workt - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SOCBmJ7cF7w/SfPOvvm-a6I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/4A2EbwdpwI8/s1600-h/dress.jpg
Is that Monkey at the front? :D
http://www.telusplanet.net/public/dhof/icons/secrets/Curling%20DS%20-%20Front.jpg
Fuck why?
TurdBerglar
05-01-2009, 06:27 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/o____o.jpg
euurrrggghhh is that fuckin' real?
TurdBerglar
05-01-2009, 09:40 PM
no it's fake
it's like a japanese take on a seal
it reminds me of brian peepers.
http://punxter.com/pics/L/FZUD.jpg
King PSYZ
05-03-2009, 03:21 PM
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/VAGINA-GOWN.jpg
nodanaonlyzuul
05-07-2009, 02:19 PM
http://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/21323/1241641509/hktweet.jpg
nodanaonlyzuul
05-07-2009, 02:21 PM
Is that Monkey at the front? :D
dude, that looks absolutely nothing like her.
cosmo105
05-08-2009, 01:26 PM
Is that Monkey at the front? :D
seriously, you realize that girl is white, right?
aah similar eyes.
So cosmo, what exactly are you implying here?
http://20.media.tumblr.com/geWPMeIaZmtnpdu5syEGI8gTo1_400.jpg
nodanaonlyzuul
05-08-2009, 06:25 PM
aah similar eyes.
I still don't see the similarity you are talking about. At all. Sorry, I'm just so flabbergasted that anyone would even make the comparison.
so my minds eye isn't the same as yours, why are you acting like I have stepped out of line?
TurdBerglar
05-08-2009, 10:40 PM
http://imgur.com/CX3YO.png
jackrock
05-08-2009, 11:47 PM
http://imgur.com/2q7Pw.jpg
http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/_/a_bdpyr/strate.jpg
http://www.jasonrubacky.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1992lemieuxjagr.jpg
instigator7022
05-10-2009, 10:56 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/clout7022/632999857522500000.jpg
nodanaonlyzuul
05-12-2009, 04:23 PM
so my minds eye isn't the same as yours, why are you acting like I have stepped out of line?
To be blunt: cause that chick is ugly, and monkey is not.
Never implied she was!! :rolleyes:
Dorothy Wood
05-12-2009, 05:30 PM
camo, that chick in the picture is ugly, has a huge zit on her nose, wonky eyebrows and bad eye make up.
comparing anyone to her, or saying, "is that so-and-so?" is insulting.
it'd be like if I said, "oh is, that camo with the flower behind his ear? :D" in regard to that creeptastic picture a couple posts above. I mean, you both have eyes.
if anything, I think the objectors to your comment are just shocked because monkey looks nothing like that chick. maybe they have similar color hair, but that's it.
Like I said it was just her eyes after I had a quick glance at the soddin' pic.
I got compared to Ericlee the other week but you didn't see me complaining. I mean that guy has a moustache that looks like a banana. I can't even grow a moustache.
Oh and it would be nothing like your comparison.
Dorothy Wood
05-12-2009, 06:55 PM
well, I dunno, maybe my minds eye isn't the same as yours, why are you acting like I have stepped out of line?
I'm just teasing by the way, only trying to tell you why there was a strong reaction to your comment. because there really is no resemblance. you keep bringing up the eyes, but that doesn't even make any sense. monkey's got big eyes and doesn't load up on make up. the chick in the photo has tiny eyes rimmed with cheap black eyeliner.
anyway, don't you know that women only like themselves and their friends to be compared to beautiful people?
lets just do genius stuff instead eh? :)
roosta
05-13-2009, 05:52 PM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/video_control1.jpg?w=638&h=520
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg?w=415&h=482
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com
kaiser soze
05-13-2009, 08:52 PM
found this gem that site :eek:
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/bush-p07.jpg?w=450&h=301
TurdBerglar
05-13-2009, 11:51 PM
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1061/20030802liumoon094953.jpg
TurdBerglar
05-13-2009, 11:54 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/female_athletes.jpg
TurdBerglar
05-13-2009, 11:55 PM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/elephant_safari.jpg
funk63
05-14-2009, 01:53 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg159/funk63/1242280827116.jpg
mikizee
05-14-2009, 02:04 AM
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/elephant_safari.jpg
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLZZZZ
oh god. thats the funniest thing i've seen in a while
TurdBerglar
05-14-2009, 02:07 AM
that's one wet elephant pussy
funk63
05-14-2009, 09:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4
Unbelievable stuff.
na§tee
05-14-2009, 03:07 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg159/funk63/1242280827116.jpg
(y)
hpdrifter
05-14-2009, 03:23 PM
It's a Genius Thread renaissance!
kaiser soze
05-14-2009, 04:42 PM
hoooray!!
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/idiot.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 02:53 AM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9099/nypd.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 03:01 AM
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/7339/34dhmhz.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 03:13 AM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8683/2297860.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 03:15 AM
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2664/hhhtukeryjrthdgfcf.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 03:17 AM
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1964/holyb.jpg
ericlee
05-16-2009, 03:27 AM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7503/daily.jpg
funk63
05-16-2009, 04:03 AM
bumping this. seriously, watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4
Unbelievable stuff.
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2782/1242461687491.gif (http://img194.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1242461687491.gif)
^that just made my morning mate (y)
NoFenders
05-16-2009, 10:17 AM
Best post here yet.
(y)
ericlee
05-16-2009, 11:47 AM
It has been posted here before. I think I did.
It's worth a repost for people who haven't seen it before.
Way to steal Funks thunder eric. Minus 10 internets for you today.
ericlee
05-16-2009, 01:19 PM
lol
funk63
05-16-2009, 02:51 PM
ericree you ass.
ericree?
No you just didn't
ericlee
05-16-2009, 04:31 PM
yes I just did.
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7936/ror.jpg
Drederick Tatum
05-16-2009, 08:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4
Unbelievable stuff.
awesome. he put this up about 100 metres from my house. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaOn1e6sLEc
also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj_m3IaoTYg
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:35 AM
http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gh/131560-1.jpg
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:38 AM
http://www.danwade.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/huge-hamburger-500x332.jpg
http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/100_4017.JPG
http://files.sharenator.com/huge_hamburger-s700x466-7-580.jpg
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:41 AM
http://16.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jork8da9mdDFXfLo1_500.jpg
http://www.dandehaan.com/uploaded_images/bigburritosmall-793012.jpg
http://hiptop.bedope.com/pics/118549752120418C90-0.jpg
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:46 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sJ741frh24w/SUrcHzhwoMI/AAAAAAAAA6E/3nx2fnRsZ44/s400/huge_pizza_005.jpg
http://www.october4th1957.com/blog/AM!tour/9_28_01.JPG
http://www.taipeitimes.com/images/2007/04/01/20070331211211.jpeg
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:50 AM
http://purplefern.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/solstice10.jpg
http://cdn.cloudfiles.mosso.com/c30272/largest_cookie1a.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/151003170_afd986047a.jpg?v=0
Echewta
05-17-2009, 01:53 AM
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/16.jpg
http://blogs.menupages.com/sanfrancisco/giant%20sandwich.jpg
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fIa8pOeBz9mT/610x.jpg
DipDipDive
05-17-2009, 02:38 AM
Why is all that food so large? Why is Carrot Top so large?
:(
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/
ericlee
05-17-2009, 03:12 AM
too much bread.
I hate bread.
Gareth
05-17-2009, 04:44 AM
http://j.photos.cx/9cyPFQbgCmus10ugZxWd73lto1_500-79e.jpg
roosta
05-17-2009, 06:41 AM
Ah! This wont show for some reason.
LINK (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8856/ronaldoo.gif)
b i o n i c
05-17-2009, 11:51 AM
http://j.photos.cx/9cyPFQbgCmus10ugZxWd73lto1_500-79e.jpg
thats hillarious(y)
Echewta
05-17-2009, 12:35 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/7/10july5-huge-friggin-donut.jpg
http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2252d77b88e1d00cd973bf6584cd5-320pi
http://www.crispywaffle.com/images/tn_babydonut.jpg
ericlee
05-18-2009, 01:20 AM
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5759/dogdancevy7.jpg
Tomtomtom
05-18-2009, 12:04 PM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4706/9loo5gbqcnimoo4luy9d2s8.jpg (http://img51.imageshack.us/my.php?image=9loo5gbqcnimoo4luy9d2s8.jpg)
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7357/9loo5gbqcnh9xsh0xb4hjf3.jpg (http://img413.imageshack.us/my.php?image=9loo5gbqcnh9xsh0xb4hjf3.jpg)
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4706/9loo5gbqcnimoo4luy9d2s8.jpg (http://img51.imageshack.us/my.php?image=9loo5gbqcnimoo4luy9d2s8.jpg)
this picture makes me nervous
NoFenders
05-18-2009, 12:51 PM
this picture makes me nervous
You wont make much money in law with that attitude. ;-)
:cool:
Echewta
05-19-2009, 11:30 AM
That can't be good for your ankles. Putting all of the weight on them instead of your feet? Lame.
mate_spawn_die
05-19-2009, 04:18 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/IsaidPoolsclosed.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3547013108_8f57f85427_o.jpg
http://img.makeupalley.com/9/5/6/8/1282025.GIF
NoFenders
05-19-2009, 05:47 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/105cosmo/Peppers.jpg
(y)
TurdBerglar
05-19-2009, 11:23 PM
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8095/notthesame.jpg
Drederick Tatum
05-20-2009, 03:13 AM
^is she brushing her hair?
Echewta
05-20-2009, 11:27 AM
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/01/08_ddl_lgl.jpg
ericlee
05-20-2009, 12:01 PM
^is she brushing her hair?
haha! I does appear so.
She was probably brushing her hair and chatting on the cell which caused the wreck.
funk63
05-20-2009, 03:37 PM
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/08/01/08_ddl_lgl.jpg
I want a milkshake now.
Echewta
05-21-2009, 11:04 AM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pregnant-trashy-couple.jpg
http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/drew-barrymore-jack-lakers-game.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/brizbiz/evil.jpg
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/brizbiz/mismanagement.jpg
mate_spawn_die
05-21-2009, 08:05 PM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pooh1.jpg
A. Chimendez
05-21-2009, 08:42 PM
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/33140000/33149144.JPG
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paul jones
05-21-2009, 09:26 PM
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pooh1.jpg
Now here's a mentally stable family for you
TurdBerglar
05-21-2009, 09:34 PM
look how happy that baby is!
paul jones
05-21-2009, 09:44 PM
look how happy that baby is!
a future president
Echewta
05-22-2009, 12:16 AM
I never understood backdrops like that.
kaiser soze
05-22-2009, 12:34 AM
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b-grrrlie
05-22-2009, 09:18 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/sign6_1407812i.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/signb_1407862i.jpg
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Tomtomtom
05-23-2009, 08:04 AM
http://crap.fi/archive/7050.jpg
paul jones
05-23-2009, 08:30 AM
http://crap.fi/archive/7050.jpg
pffft that's weak(n) he'll never beat my record
Audio.
05-23-2009, 08:37 AM
http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/movie-poster-mash-up/video-games/24.jpg
Actually, the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_9) page deserves to be in this thread. The reviews are stellar!
lol
He always brought home milk on Friday.
After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.
Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."
That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy.
TurdBerglar
05-24-2009, 02:05 PM
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/7440/058z.jpg
Whatitis
05-26-2009, 06:46 PM
http://www.sleeveface.com/
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/roephoto/naho_and_olle_paul_mccartney.jpg
Disgusted by Tuscan's Exploitation of their Workers, May 23, 2009
By S. J. Steimer - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
September 21, 1957:
Daddy laid in bed. Broken and debilitated, less than half the man I knew just ten years before, and probably only a fraction of the man that Mama remembered. The pain drove him sick; it ate away at his psyche. His nights were sleepless and agonizing; hallucinations brought on by both the pain and the medication haunted him. My brothers and myself were constantly awakened by his verbalized fits of rage and pain. A week ago we heard him screaming about Death, but not death as in the natural end to one's life, but as a personification of something much more, much worse, and much more complicated than any of us could possibly understand. We couldn't make out the specifics of what he was saying but he went on for twenty minutes or so, screaming and cursing until his voice gave out and usurped him into an exhausted slumber. The next morning we gave him his 500mg of Tuscan brand morphine, the only thing in the world that seemed to benefit him at all, even if their affects were not long lasting. We asked him about his terrors and he became lucid. "Death," he said tiredly, nudging his feeble head -- which was too big for his shoulders and neck to bear -- towards the corner of the room. "I can see him there, just sitting there." He went on to describe Death to us. "He's a man," he said somberly. "He's a man with no face, no emotion." He said he was draped in black, and he was there now. He described it as being omniscient, but only he, so close to the end, could now visualize it. Death didn't laugh at him nor threaten him or even speak to him. It merely existed. That was all it took to elicit such a hopeless rage. A day later Daddy would be dead.
For forty years he spent in those Tuscan milk mines, breaking his back to put food on our table and a roof over our heads. You'll never hear his name mentioned by any scholar when speaking about the great Tuscan Milk Rush of 1947 and 1948 nor will you ever read about his exploits in any dime store pulp biographies. My father was just a pawn of the system: the Rockefellars and others like them. He never became wealthy, never became famous, never inherited a yacht or became the owner of artificial flower mills all across northen California. He was just a laborer, one of thousands that was used and exploited in those Tuscan death-holes. For fourteen hours a day, seven days a week, he spent his life underground in cramped little pockets mining the veins of Earth for Grade A whole milk, droplets at a time. Some considered him lucky as he was one of the few who did not parish in those chambers, but if they knew what I know and saw what I saw of those last torturous years of his life I do not think those people would look upon him with envy.
My brothers and I would sometimes venture into town and take great gaze at Nathaniel J.W. Tuscan's mansion and pasta salad bar, which sat perched on the top of Milk Mountain, the highest pique in the city. It sat there, defying all moral ehtos, almost laughing at us. It was as if someone had erected a 700 foot tall middle finger and doused it with fluorescent paint. My father had none of this, not even a millionth of a fraction of it. He died poor and hungry and in pain. He died in the smallest room of our three bedroom toolshed, living his last years almost no different than the conditions he spent his life wallowing in.
Tuscan and the Rockefellars still live up there on Milk Mountain. They still exploit their workers, forcing them work in the most dire conditions and still pay them with Snackwell coupons while they simply get rich, selling their Tuscan Whole Milk for over $77.00 a gallon, enough to purchase a fleet of naval jets in this year we live of nineteen hundred and fifty-seven.
I'd say don't ever buy from them, don't ever touch their Tuscan whole milk, don't ever support such evils... But I can't say it, at least not fully. Their milk is the best I have ever chewed.
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg
funk63
05-28-2009, 09:06 AM
Perv...:cool:
Echewta
05-28-2009, 11:09 AM
Holy Winding Road in the Swiss Alps!
TurdBerglar
05-28-2009, 02:24 PM
http://6.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXntn0rp6XJPyMyB4o1_500.jpg
YoungRemy
05-28-2009, 02:30 PM
http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17531/27.jpg
HEIRESS
05-28-2009, 04:59 PM
http://www.sleeveface.com/
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b10/roephoto/naho_and_olle_paul_mccartney.jpg
I'm addicted!
Tomtomtom
05-30-2009, 08:13 PM
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1756/7069.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/my.php?image=7069.jpg)
NoLayupRule
05-31-2009, 06:02 PM
Ownage!
b-grrrlie
06-02-2009, 02:48 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01414/jellyfish1_1414867c.jpg
The coolest ever!!! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5427512/600ft-jellyfish-crop-circle-found-in-Oxfordshire-field.html)
where all the bad guys died in die hard, except for theo and kristoff who got knocked out.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0e4hmP7vnAQ/SiBqn3jDHHI/AAAAAAAAAUk/ch-Z-ArY75c/s1600/GME3qpBAAmyo2heiRPYFAzwQo1_500.jpg
Caribou
06-04-2009, 06:48 AM
http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/photo/1280/113801674/1/O5dig2zienzpve7exf0ULRGC
Seriously, wtf.
b i o n i c
06-04-2009, 10:21 AM
^ ^ hahah! ^ ^
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg
holy shit!
b i o n i c
06-04-2009, 01:37 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/06/seriouslunch_conan.jpg
Caribou
06-04-2009, 05:39 PM
Freaky dance party @ Sasquatch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk
hpdrifter
06-04-2009, 07:26 PM
Wow, I can't believe I missed that! First just this lonely little guy all by himself and then a couple of people join him and then people just start running in from every direction. Amazing!
Those poor people sitting on the hill, their happy little spot just got absorbed by the ever increasing mass of people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20081015/murtha-obama-racism/images/e0703b7c-45a3-4528-8dc4-d8d3a310c6a8.jpg
YoungRemy
06-12-2009, 01:38 PM
http://www.afrojacks.com/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/misspelled_tattoos_25/misspelled_tattoos_20090210_1255638245.jpg
pshabi
06-12-2009, 08:24 PM
http://www.afrojacks.com/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/misspelled_tattoos_25/misspelled_tattoos_20090210_1255638245.jpg
Oh boy. I'm trying to imagine the feeling this person had at the moment they realized it was misspelled. Can't do it.
paul jones
06-13-2009, 02:36 AM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/ronaldoprick.jpg
TurdBerglar
06-13-2009, 02:41 AM
those tennis tits are fucking nasty
YoungRemy
06-13-2009, 05:23 AM
she's getting them reduced so she can play faster on the court...
Caribou
06-16-2009, 09:51 AM
http://memeparty.com/i/8cbb272476b45915a36a88ac7fd44d22.jpg
kaiser soze
06-17-2009, 11:03 AM
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/1/2/kimberley-vlaminck-18-pic-cen-510071989.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00826/SNN1718B-280_826324a.jpg
^speaking of....
ZOMBIE TATS…
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/zombie.jpg
http://memeparty.com/i/8cbb272476b45915a36a88ac7fd44d22.jpg
ahahaha
b-grrrlie
06-17-2009, 05:20 PM
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/1/2/kimberley-vlaminck-18-pic-cen-510071989.jpg
Is she the one who wanted three stars on her face and fell asleep during tattooing?
Woke up when she felt pain on her nose, realising she's got 53 now. Sueing the tattooist...
QueenAdrock
06-17-2009, 09:30 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3633752862_d2a463fdca_o.jpg
ericlee
06-17-2009, 10:40 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3605/3633752862_d2a463fdca_o.jpg
http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg
http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg
(y)
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/cgy-gorilla-knife.jpg
Dorothy Wood
06-18-2009, 01:13 AM
http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg
so awesome!
Audio.
06-18-2009, 03:19 AM
lol @ the kitty tattoo playing the keyboard
Didnt know where to add these but yahoo says scientists discovered a transparent frog and a salamander that looks like E.T.
http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn17313/dn17313-8_404.jpg
http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn17313/dn17313-6_500.jpg
A. Chimendez
06-18-2009, 04:22 PM
http://bayimg.com/image/eabfpaacc.jpg
http://15.media.tumblr.com/V3plvX2eRotjf3u1NKQYTjfCo1_500.jpg
ericlee
06-18-2009, 07:05 PM
Oh man.
Drederick Tatum
06-18-2009, 07:38 PM
is that Megan Fox? she looks different...
Dorothy Wood
06-18-2009, 09:03 PM
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg
Echewta
06-19-2009, 04:52 PM
http://rudeboyworldwide.com/vgal/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=121&g2_serialNumber=3
Echewta
06-19-2009, 04:55 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xfxmmOzXySs/SaEp_K8klpI/AAAAAAAAATI/8wx0PKLNVso/S1600-R/the+unknown+comic.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xfxmmOzXySs/SaEp_K8klpI/AAAAAAAAATI/8wx0PKLNVso/S1600-R/the+unknown+comic.jpg
dude, put pics of you in the family album please.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/fergie_brooke_hogan_big.jpg
what team to do these guys play for?
RobMoney$
06-20-2009, 12:36 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/tattoo-danza_l.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/goldengirlstat.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/Bob_Ross_Tattoo.jpg
Nygel
06-20-2009, 03:02 PM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/55%20The%20Revolution.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/56%20WTF%20Are%20They%20Looking%20At.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/60%20Road%20Barrel%20Overlord.jpg
Tomtomtom
06-21-2009, 08:59 AM
http://memeparty.com/i/m/0b1e97fc688204264a92db72a67e5167.jpg
kaiser soze
06-23-2009, 09:52 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/1814/slide_1814_24369_large.jpg
TurdBerglar
06-23-2009, 10:04 PM
the asian has the biggest dick
jabumbo
06-23-2009, 11:07 PM
one of the chicks has a dick
Dorothy Wood
06-23-2009, 11:16 PM
good detective work, guys.
one of the chicks has a dick
i'm still attracted to her :(
paul jones
06-24-2009, 08:34 AM
Father and son?
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/tataa.jpg
Tomtomtom
06-24-2009, 04:06 PM
http://memeparty.com/i/a84c3f1fa2a3616c83043ea21d1a5929.jpg
Caribou
06-25-2009, 07:54 PM
Father and son?
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/tataa.jpg
Wife and Sister?
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/362/miiiienmynm0etiee.jpg
pshabi
06-25-2009, 08:05 PM
Fuck you for that.
Caribou
06-25-2009, 08:08 PM
You're secretly fapping, admit it!
hpdrifter
06-26-2009, 11:26 AM
The younger one looks like she's about 14.
Take Drugs
06-30-2009, 12:13 AM
whoa, um... Is that kiddy porn? how do i take that? wierd. umm.... I am having an awkward moment all by myself.
b i o n i c
07-01-2009, 01:49 AM
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/a-famous-person-has-died-20090626-121250.jpg
b i o n i c
07-01-2009, 01:59 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/06/custom_1246400420701_88753041.jpg
A. Chimendez
07-01-2009, 09:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXYzxiS3KrY
Take Drugs
07-02-2009, 10:19 AM
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs134.snc1/5760_98410043479_560833479_1952076_7209938_n.jpg
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs112.snc1/4945_1165779819962_1091880991_30473813_4570020_n.j pg
b i o n i c
07-02-2009, 09:23 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/07/custom_1246569642763_4thofjuly.jpg
b-grrrlie
07-05-2009, 05:35 PM
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs137.snc1/5850_123991294637_803489637_3042472_905489_n.jpg
Echewta
07-06-2009, 02:27 AM
http://www.deliciousasianfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tang-yuen-2.jpg
b i o n i c
07-06-2009, 10:15 AM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/07/sarah_with_gun_to_his_head.jpg
http://www.deliciousasianfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tang-yuen-2.jpg
WTF are those?
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/lots_of_dogs.jpg
Echewta
07-08-2009, 11:03 PM
http://i7.piczo.com/view/4/b/8/5/j/1/4/k/0/3/1/5/img/t251382813_25098_7.gif
OLD KITTY WITH A STRAWBERRY ON ITS HEAD SPOUTING JAPANESE GIBBERISH
b i o n i c
07-10-2009, 12:44 PM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/worldnews/pp_20090709_day_in_photos/photo25.jpg
TurdBerglar
07-10-2009, 01:17 PM
oh shit
Nicodemus
07-10-2009, 09:19 PM
That would make a fantastic album cover.
Echewta
07-11-2009, 02:40 AM
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/05.jpg
RobMoney$
07-11-2009, 08:21 PM
http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/12/11/081211073617997571.jpg
http://sify.com/sports/fullstory.php?a=jhko5yiigeh&title=Simona_Halep_has_her_34DD_bust_reduced
Junior tennis player gets her 34DD bust reduced
Romanian junior tennis player Simona Halep has had her 34DD bust reduced after they proved to be too much of a hindrance during matches.
Halep, 17, who has won many male fans in recent years, decided that her twin assets had to go, as she feared that they were stopping her from winning titles.
"It's the weight that troubles me - my ability to react quickly, my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play as well," the Sun quoted her as saying last month.
"I don't like them in my everyday life either. I would have gone for surgery too, even if I hadn't been a sportswoman," she added.
She just made two of the biggest mistakes of her life.
She's dead to me now
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/crystalmeth.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/3722733823_1019ffafe2_o.jpg
skinnybutphat
07-15-2009, 11:17 AM
http://www.nypost.com/photos/galleries/news/worldnews/pp_20090709_day_in_photos/photo25.jpg
It's good to be the King.
http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL453/2213582/22289315/369607611.jpg
http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL453/2213582/22289315/369607656.jpg
Echewta
07-15-2009, 12:04 PM
http://www.ilovethe80s.com/scramble.gif
b i o n i c
07-15-2009, 12:11 PM
i got to 3rd base when i was in the second grade(y)
paul jones
07-15-2009, 01:04 PM
http://www.ilovethe80s.com/scramble.gif
I used to play this for hours on the sit down version in a local social club.(y)
Echewta
07-15-2009, 03:44 PM
I humped $100s into the coin slot of that game.
Love me some Scramble.
jabumbo
07-16-2009, 02:52 AM
http://www.vat19.com/webimages/covers/large/giant-gummy-bear.jpg
video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ghz27jrCU)
CLEAN YO SCREEN (http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf)
Helvete
07-16-2009, 12:37 PM
http://i7.piczo.com/view/4/b/8/5/j/1/4/k/0/3/1/5/img/t251382813_25098_7.gif
OLD KITTY WITH A STRAWBERRY ON ITS HEAD SPOUTING JAPANESE GIBBERISH
That's quite obviously Korean.
mickill
07-16-2009, 06:30 PM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/06/JAYZGERVAIS.gif
hpdrifter
07-16-2009, 06:52 PM
Haha, Jay-Z and Ricky Gervais? What is that from?
mickill
07-16-2009, 07:25 PM
To be perfectly honest, I have no idea. It was sitting in a folder I had open on my screen.
Kid Presentable
07-17-2009, 04:57 AM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2676/3722733823_1019ffafe2_o.jpg
D12
D12
haha (y)
no...the Jackson 5.
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/media18/2009/Jul/16/LiveLeak-dot-com-81064bfc79ed-somebodygotitwrong.jpg?h=d6b834450e3fd0bbf51bc1a42 3cfd350&e=1248387989&rs=150
Haha, Jay-Z and Ricky Gervais? What is that from?
I bet anything it's from Extras.
I bet anything it's from Extras.
I think it is from a concert at the BBC by Coldplay. I remember Jay-Z wearing that ridiculous get up when he was on Jonathon Ross. Jay-Z and Gervais are both pally with Chris Martin. I believe my detective work is sound.
hpdrifter
07-17-2009, 01:40 PM
Well the bobbing of heads implies some musical event or other. But Coldplay? Can one really bob a head to Coldplay?
http://cdnll-8.liveleak.com/s/18/media18/2009/Jul/16/LiveLeak-dot-com-81064bfc79ed-somebodygotitwrong.jpg?h=d6b834450e3fd0bbf51bc1a42 3cfd350&e=1248387989&rs=150
lando
Guy Incognito
07-17-2009, 03:05 PM
I think it is from a concert at the BBC by Coldplay. I remember Jay-Z wearing that ridiculous get up when he was on Jonathon Ross. Jay-Z and Gervais are both pally with Chris Martin. I believe my detective work is sound.
(y) yeah - it was from that really good jay z documentary that alan yentob did about 6 month ago where he met him a few times before and after glasto and one of the times was when coldplay did a gig outside the beeb and he was stood at the back trying to dance to tunes you cant dance to.
NoLayupRule
07-19-2009, 02:03 PM
http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_12/picture1vfzena.png
http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_12/picture7g-1.png
http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_12/thumb800x800_2260633736_93336dd653_o.jpg
http://jblyth.com/blog_images/images_12/xTasRsncdpft1078cGDRQwrGo1_400.jpg
ericlee
07-19-2009, 03:39 PM
That car is fuckin sweet.
b-grrrlie
07-20-2009, 04:52 PM
.
BBboy20
07-20-2009, 11:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/sigya5.jpg?t=1248146439
paul jones
07-21-2009, 02:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/sigya5.jpg?t=1248146439
is that fleet foxes?
b i o n i c
07-21-2009, 11:52 AM
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin01.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin02.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin04.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin05.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin06.jpg
b i o n i c
07-21-2009, 11:54 AM
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin07.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin08.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin09.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin10.jpg
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin11.jpg
b i o n i c
07-21-2009, 11:55 AM
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/blogs/2009/07/palin/palin12.jpg
genius!
(didnt want to start a whole new thread for it)
hpdrifter
07-21-2009, 11:56 AM
Damn.
Coupla days ago at the lake there was a guy who had what looked to be the Dodge logo tattooed on his back. I tried to surreptitiously take a phone photo but he kept looking at me.
jackrock
07-22-2009, 10:32 AM
http://imgur.com/3GUnR.jpg
TurdBerglar
07-22-2009, 06:36 PM
hahaha\
BBboy20
07-22-2009, 07:51 PM
http://imgur.com/3GUnR.jpgA cross-over worth seeing.
ericlee
07-24-2009, 06:04 PM
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/5894/davemacdowellappetitefo.jpg
paul jones
07-24-2009, 07:50 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/billyo.jpg
http://www.gridcrasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/0walldeathblog.jpg
Dorothy Wood
07-25-2009, 04:28 PM
I think I love that picture more than any picture I've ever seen.
http://www.thrillarena.com/Lions_and_Ladies/catladyl.jpg
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/11/1990_johnnie_walker_ad.jpg
mate_spawn_die
07-27-2009, 11:35 AM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3510/3762469400_fd07b2f8dc_o.jpg
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