Genius Thread II

[Audio.]

the guy in the middle must of been the dude from Guitar Hero series.

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/open_tits_close_tits.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/tits.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/nuns.jpg

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/puff.jpg

[taquitos]

Bottom right: Aeris from Final Fantasy 7
oh snap.

[ET]

http://i35.tinypic.com/t8b6kw.jpg

[Audio.]

http://205.158.108.67/stuff/ad.jpg

[cosmo105]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/xbrucexbannerx/dog.jpg

[Bob]

aww, he thinks he's people

[ericlee]

http://i38.tinypic.com/f2jvkm.jpg

[NoFenders]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/xbrucexbannerx/dog.jpg

LMAO!

What up dog?

:cool:

[saz]

http://www.buffalobeast.com/132/thomas-jefferson.jpg

http://www.buffalobeast.com/132/sab132.jpg

http://buffalobeast.com/131/sab-131-palin.gif

http://buffalobeast.com/122/loathpics/o%27reilly.jpg

http://www.buffalobeast.com/132/mr_monopoly.gif

[kaiser soze]

http://democraticactionteam.org/redstatesocialism/index.html

[BangkokB]

Hurrrr!

[BangkokB]

SAZI MADE SOMEONE IN THE STATES YELL AT THEIR SCREEN "OH YEA?" and Sazi hearts drama so he says "YEAAA!-YOU YANK"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/fatamericamw3ohyeayeahurrr.jpg

[RoryMC]

http://i38.tinypic.com/34i1bnp.gif

[Freebasser]

^ Ahaha, I was cracking up watching that! :D

[Drederick Tatum]

is that when the Ferrari team discovers that Hamilton came 5th? I love the guy in the green, like a rat deserting a sinking ship.

[rirv]

Awesome. That is real life bathos.

[rirv]

Also, what is the conversation going to be like between Nicole Scherzinger and Hamilton? I can't imagine they have anything to talk about except their skin colour and large piles of money.

[Bob]

i don't understand

[mikizee]

CRAP I MISSED THE FUCKING RACE

[mikizee]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/A9X-308/america.gif

[rirv]

i don't understand

That's Felipe Massa's family celebrating because they thought he had won the F1 driver's championship - but Hamilton rounded the last corner and snatched 5th place at the death which means he won the championship.

[hpdrifter]

When did we start talking like pirates in the US?

[NoLayupRule]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee287/A9X-308/america.gif

boy, Ive seen several of these maps before but this is easily the least genius one ever

this is straight up weak

[Whatitis]

^ It's like the 3rd time posted here too. Bordering on spam.

[Freebasser]

No. Now it's bordering on spam.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8827/americads4.gif

[na§tee]

i don't understand
:)

[Whatitis]

No. Now it's bordering on spam.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8827/americads4.gif

LOL! Touche!

[mikizee]

I thought it was funny so I posted it.

big whoop wanna fight about it

what am i, the previous posts in genius thread encyclomahhfuckinpedia?

[NoLayupRule]

can we fight about it? that'd be stellar!

[mikizee]

actually im not a very good fighter

[rirv]

http://purpleaki.com/wp-content/uploads/aki-ferris-bueller.jpg

[Bob]

That's Felipe Massa's family celebrating because they thought he had won the F1 driver's championship - but Hamilton rounded the last corner and snatched 5th place at the death which means he won the championship.

oh. it looked like some guy dressed up as the devil started choking the one guy with the grey hair, and at first the guy thought he was joking, and they're laughing and it's like "hey, the guy in the pajamas is hugging me ha ha this is fun" but then the guy leans in and says something like "i'm going to murder you in the parking lot" and he turns away and everyone gets real serious and the green guy runs to get the cops

i guess the real story is cool too though

[b-grrrlie]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2995594719_ecde44348d_o.jpg

[camo]

^Looks like something from Little Big Planet^
:D

[BBboy20]

http://media.1up.com/media/03/6/4/3/lg/201.jpg?r

[funk63]

http://media.1up.com/media/03/6/4/3/lg/201.jpg?r

Your on the path towards redemption bboy

[Nygel]

http://media.1up.com/media/03/6/4/3/lg/201.jpg?r
u make that? cuz im posting it everywhere, haha.

[BBboy20]

u make that? cuz im posting it everywhere, haha.If I did, I'd make sure to "inform" people on that.

No, this was originally by 1Up.com.

[Nygel]

http://i33.tinypic.com/2z3x3xd.jpg

[funk63]

lolzmuch?

[kaiser soze]

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/0001cat.JPG

Beware Obama family, here comes the puppyrazzi!

[RoryMC]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh150/Rusulki/gifs/262mzb7.gif

[Teh]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x190/chuyu/come.jpg

[Matt]

Teh, where have you been?

[ET]

http://i34.tinypic.com/5l9gyc.png

[Teh]

Teh, where have you been?

Here and there, uni is a pure bitch mayn. I've got a dissertation to do and shit!


And yoursel?

[RoryMC]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2987/39934ez2.jpg

[camo]

gayest shit ever!

Look at the runt at the bottom right :D

[Randetica]

ew :(

[skinnybutphat]

At lease he has good feedback (http://cgi.ebay.com/19-1-2-INCH-MAGNAVOX_W0QQitemZ130267851813QQcmdZViewItemQQptZT elevisions?hash=item130267851813&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2|65%3A15|39%3A1|240%3A1318)

[ET]

Haha, that girl on the left looks completely stupified. And what's with the cat makeup?! It's like someone threw 7 guidos, every character in Dragon Ball Z, and two metric tons of spray on tan into a garbage disposal and this is what came out.

[Bob]

is that the padster, 3rd from the left?

[Tzar]

lol epic fail.

[Matt]

I will be extremely happy if I never have to see that picture again.

[hpdrifter]

The guy in the black tank top in the front looks like he is reaching into the guy in the peach shirt's pants.

Peach shirt guy looks nonplussed.

[paul jones]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2987/39934ez2.jpg

the future of humankind looks grim

[Freebasser]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5623/h1vo3.jpg

[jennyb]

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/25464truckfirezp5.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/10/comfy-chair.jpg

[Knuckles]

the future of humankind looks grim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/kuntz.jpg

[King PSYZ]

oh jesus that really is genius

[Dorothy Wood]

that's both hilarious and frightening.

[Echewta]

haha, TB

[Freebasser]

Ahahahahaha... :D

In case you're wondering, Paul Jones' cock is HUGE.

[camo]

and freebs cheeks are tight.


Actually why bother putting me in that? Like Bob said, that was Paddy hawking at the back!

[Myu-to]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/kuntz.jpg
Oh fuck.

You are fuckin' genius, Knucks. (y)

[Yorkshire~Rose]

SO so so so good (y)

Freebs, that is a freakily good look for you. Hehe.

[b-grrrlie]

I ju-ha-ha-ha-ust ca-hah-hah-hah-nt stop la-ha-ha-ha-ugh-ugh-ugh-ing!!!!

*wipes away tears*

[Caribou]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/kuntz.jpg

I am quoting this, because it deserves to be on every page in every thread ever made untill the end of time.

[Bob]

somehow my hair got better looking

[Myu-to]

somehow my hair got better looking
And so did Turd's.

[TurdBerglar]

you leave my hair out of this

[Bob]

try as he might he couldn't make me tanned though :(

[camo]

try as he might he couldn't make me tanned though :(

me either, although my mouth looks pretty tanned :confused:

[Kid Presentable]

Didn't work

[Kid Presentable]

and again.

Hey nice job, Knucks.

[rirv]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e91/rsirving/fresh.gif

[Freebasser]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2633/imgadeb0.jpg

[ericlee]

I kept on seeing these on the subway cars

http://www.funkweapons.com/delay/bekanye.jpg

and no, that's not me taking the pic

[DandyFop]

TurdBurgler in that pic is the fucking scariest thing I have ever seen

[mate_spawn_die]

hahaha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGn6_EH2gM&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div)

[Teh]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5623/h1vo3.jpg

legendary (y)


I can see this going for at least 20 pages before it gets old.

Especially because he takes his sunglasses off and yet still has them on.

[DandyFop]

http://a677.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_b3e82fa67db92eb1131b6dd49b9bef24.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

TurdBurgler in that pic is the fucking scariest thing I have ever seen

i don't really look that creepy or dirty!

[rirv]

legendary (y)


I can see this going for at least 20 pages before it gets old.

Especially because he takes his sunglasses off and yet still has them on.
I think he's acutally putting another pair of sunglasses over the top of them.

[b-grrrlie]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/2987/39934ez2.jpg
I SAW THAT GUY IN THE PINK SHIRT TONIGHT!!!
He was with his friends outside a restaurant in the Old Town (one of them might've been one of those in the pic)! He had his hair just like that! And he was still as tanned!

[Bob]

I SAW THAT GUY IN THE PINK SHIRT TONIGHT!!!
He was with his friends outside a restaurant in the Old Town (one of them might've been one of those in the pic)! He had his hair just like that! And he was still as tanned!

it might not necessarily be that specific guy actually

[Matt]

http://a677.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_b3e82fa67db92eb1131b6dd49b9bef24.jpg

Fuck. uhYeah.

I love how the action button is marked "spook"

[NoLayupRule]

NY in the MLS Finals is fucking Genius!!

and so is Wolly doing the thriller dance after a goal

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/14/sports/redbulls190.jpg

[b-grrrlie]

it might not necessarily be that specific guy actually
Yes it was, no question about it. I even had to turn back and check twice.
I could hardly keep myself from LOLling really loud.

I checked that credd.se site, and it's mostly posers from Stockholm, Stureplan is full of guys like that.

[TurdBerglar]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4552/17757ff8.jpg

[Randetica]

*wanks to lamp*

[jackrock]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s7/slayer320/Untitled-5.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5844/6e754898211e09bd67dbcc1ta7.jpg

[taquitos]

^remarkable

[rirv]

b3ta

[King PSYZ]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5844/6e754898211e09bd67dbcc1ta7.jpg

You won't belive what happened next (http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=4031496&l=http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-drawing-of-a-7-legged-spider_W0QQitemZ190265903424QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_ DefaultDomain_0%3Fhash%3Ditem190265903424%26_trksi d%3Dp3286.c0.m14%26_trkparms%3D72%3A1205%7C66%3A2% 7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318)

[taquitos]

lol

[Tomtomtom]

http://images0.hiboox.com/images/4708/8e063ccf7de58dc2a66ba1e1af4c4269.jpg (http://www.hiboox.fr/go/images/musique/justicewifimidi,8e063ccf7de58dc2a66ba1e1af4c4269.j pg.html)

[Matt]

That's the most rad thing ever.

[Teh]

JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.mvagusta.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18993&stc=1&d=1211618166

[TurdBerglar]

http://foto.germany.ru/albums/0/1/144801/pussy.jpg

[Myu-to]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/cmuterhyme/turd.jpg
Pure fuckin' genius.(y)

[b i o n i c]

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/03/15/naked_manga_2.jpg

[Echewta]

http://www.israelity.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ironeyescody.jpg

[rirv]

http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg

[rirv]

WHY MUST I CRY? WHY MUST I CRY?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sdx/video/turner/2007/03.08/Viral.Vidiocy.Reh.Dogg/002.jpg

[jennyb]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/swisspainter/SM4cgRjjfUI/AAAAAAAAAbU/pj5nsrUdzvw/iousa.jpg

[Randetica]

WHY MUST I CRY? WHY MUST I CRY?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sdx/video/turner/2007/03.08/Viral.Vidiocy.Reh.Dogg/002.jpg

good times (y)

[ericlee]

http://www.mvagusta.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=18993&stc=1&d=1211618166



Thanks for ruining my lamp fetish, asshole.

[jennyb]

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n89/narrance/animted%20gifs/hesalanpartridge.gif

[Teh]

http://img185.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1223604007523cl8kt9.jpg
http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=attachmentln1dk0.jpg
http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=comic1oc4bk6.jpg

[Teh]

Well imageshack sucks the boab.

REHOST LOL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/tehbadness/1223604007523cl8.jpg?t=1227484767
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/tehbadness/comic1oc4.jpg?t=1227484788
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/tehbadness/attachmentln1.jpg?t=1227484807

[mate_spawn_die]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll299/riotboxclothing/misfits/misfitsBK1_01.jpg

t-shirt on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/Star-Wars-Misfits-Chewbacca-Punk-Rock-T-Shirt-L_W0QQitemZ220317053546QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMen_s_Cl othes?hash=item220317053546&_trksid=p3286.m63.l1177)

[Echewta]

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/20/iggy_pop.jpg

[Funky Pepp]

^^ Hahaha. That was just what I needed to end this fucking day!
Now I'll go to bed and have somethig to dream about... :D

[kaiser soze]

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/xmas/heinoxmas.jpg

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/xmas/HeinoXmas.html

[mate_spawn_die]

^ my thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1608363&highlight=record+cover#post1608363) is so lonely :(

[Lyman Zerga]

people are still buying heino records

[ericlee]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2381/failcj8.jpg

[Lyman Zerga]

hahaha

[b-grrrlie]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2381/failcj8.jpg
That's one of the reasons I ain't on Facebook with my real name....



Well, sort of.
I wanna keep my professional life separated from the hobby activities.

[Teh]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e313/Arkanjal/gif/34oob3m.gif

[Audio.]

Pure thumb-tacks.

YOU COULD DO IT TOO, ya lazy ass.

http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/081125pins_2.jpg

http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/081125pins_3.jpg

http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/081125pins_6.jpg

[funk63]

Im not lazy I just cant afford all those thumb tacks :(

[Audio.]

thumb tacks are cheap, come on. I have thumb tacks all over the house thanks to Big Lots.

[funk63]

I dont think you realize how broke I am..
So you gonna make a thumb tack pixel mural now too?

[Audio.]

Possibly a Megaman but he has been used to many times for things. I'll have too look on other characters.

[funk63]

snes zelda dude

[Audio.]

The one option I'm thinking about.

[TAL]

I think na§tee should post her coasters.

[mate_spawn_die]

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/images/motw/curtisarmstrong/armstrong5.jpg

[Echewta]

http://abowlofstupid.com/wp-content/2007/02/better%20off%20dead.jpg

[DandyFop]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g200/hitman976/better_off_dead_burger.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

:D(y)

[b i o n i c]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/12/cosmo-jan-09-lies.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/03/cosmo-april-08%282%29.jpg

http://72.167.126.174/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/04/poodle-1.jpg


teenage mutant ninja poodle!


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/creative_grooming_or_tortuous.php

[rirv]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/04/poodle-1.jpg


teenage mutant ninja poodle!


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/creative_grooming_or_tortuous.php
Incredible. Absolutely incredible.:eek:

[b i o n i c]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/10/cosmo_nov08_lie.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/09/cosmo_lie.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/08/cosmo-sept-08_lie.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/06/cosmojune08cl.jpg

http://jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/05/cosmo-june-083.jpg

[DandyFop]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/chess_photo.png

http://imgs.xkcd.com/chesscoaster/xkcd_logride.jpg

http://imgs.xkcd.com/chesscoaster/chesscoaster_w.jpg

I've gotta do this.

[b i o n i c]

HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[ericlee]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3958/257hetziu0.jpg

[mikizee]

2 photos I took myself recently

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/4f66d5d1.jpg

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/6357b709.jpg

[Waus]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3237/6615112156609421ap5.jpg

Exactly what I was looking for, thank you Shutterstock.

[tracky]

2 photos I took myself recently

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/4f66d5d1.jpg

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/mikizee/6357b709.jpg

haha that's the shop across the road from work where i get my morning tea!

and that's adelaide airport, i'm guilty of "not smoking" there too ;)

[a.k.a me]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g235/illbeback/DOM-0.jpg

[funk63]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/
[IMG]http://72.167.126.174/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg


FUCKING EWWWW!!!!!!!

[Tzar]

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3958/257hetziu0.jpg

AHHAHAH i got stacks of these. ill post 'em up some day soon.

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/Advice.jpg

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/GeorgeJnotHappy.jpg

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/terminology.png

[rirv]

http://www.daehanmindecline.com/archive/20080405okpoland/29.JPG

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/CallousCat.jpg

[saz]

http://www.buffalobeast.com/133/bigthree.jpg

http://www.buffalobeast.com/133/pickensplan.gif

[Audio.]

Funny comic book covers.

Stand In Helpless Awe Of Ihe Invincible Man's Penis!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/other/invincible6rj.jpg


The Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Menace!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/other/doom_patrol_no089_dc.jpg

Showdown at Gotham City!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/216_4_261.jpg
^how the fuck is superman gonna die by a bullet?

Here, Let Me Describe In Great Detail The Building About To Collapse On Us!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/other/1293_4_17.jpg

[King PSYZ]

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/video3/th_Flown.jpg (http://s0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/pbhomepage/video3/?action=view&current=Flown.flv)

[kaiser soze]

That video made my stomach sink...imagine going up so quickly, why didn't they let go? I wonder if he's a kite surfer too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RuE5t1-H9k

[paul jones]

Here, Let Me Describe In Great Detail The Building About To Collapse On Us!
http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/other/1293_4_17.jpg

that's exactly what I'd say(y)

I'm in need to search this comic on E Bay now.........

[roosta]

http://www.fecalface.com/POTD/upload/2008/12/12-18-08/12-18-08.jpg

[weez]

^^^that is friggin awesome.

[abcdefz]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/stories/other/1293_4_17.jpg





The further adventures of Expository Man. (y)


The emphasis on "us" is great, too.

[ET]

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/8251423109a3ea8f5c47242d5de69842266d8fcb_m.jpg

[instigator7022]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo)

Why?

[paul jones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo)

Why?

I don't know why but I love you for posting this (y):cool:

[funk63]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwMh0Z6AdUo)

Why?

best thing in the history of ever.

[Waus]

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3412/guesswhopulpfictionab9.jpg

[TurdBerglar]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bd/Unicyclehockey.jpg/764px-Unicyclehockey.jpg

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/Terrible_Stuntman.jpg

[Tzar]

^ torana on the end!? :eek: atleast it won't get damaged.

[mikizee]

I just spotted that too! WTF would a torana be doing there.

Weird photo. I think its a photoshop job.

[instigator7022]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f125/clout7022/black_and_white_face.jpg

what is this trying to say?

[TAL]

"It don't matter if you're black or white"

[Tzar]

I just spotted that too! WTF would a torana be doing there.

Weird photo. I think its a photoshop job.

doesn't make sense, hey?
this (http://http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=iwTBlGWTztI) does though

[mikizee]

Nice. burnouts with ease.

[kaiser soze]

http://www.bartcop.com/bush-legacy-help.jpg

NOT MY PRESIDENT...SINCE 2001

[Dorothy Wood]

http://nationalgamedepot.zoomshare.com/files/Giant_NES/Big_NES_1.JPG

http://nationalgamedepot.zoomshare.com/files/Giant_NES/100_2375.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

http://a992.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_cdfd655d30fab4e87d11a652e1cad8cf.jpg

http://www.weddingsculptures.com/images/ChidisCake01.jpg

[BBboy20]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/UnHoly_Nny/roflhahahaha.jpg (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/UnHoly_Nny/roflhahahaha.jpg)

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/24/nipstache.jpg

[Bob]

http://a992.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_cdfd655d30fab4e87d11a652e1cad8cf.jpg

http://www.weddingsculptures.com/images/ChidisCake01.jpg

oh jesus, how would you eat that cake if you're that person?

[yeahwho]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/joserouse/HorsesMouth/fake_fisher.jpg

[hpdrifter]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/joserouse/HorsesMouth/fake_fisher.jpg

There are so many confusing things about that picture.

[b-grrrlie]

Not the latest news, but anyway...

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v125/25/51/2308802/n2308802_41121630_2883.jpg

[Bob]

There are so many confusing things about that picture.

yeah, there's a lot going on here

[funk63]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg159/funk63/der.jpg

[kaiser soze]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0106091vail5.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/06/vail-chairlift-accident-l_n_155578.html

[rirv]

http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1423/581725736_48b81b92af.jpg?v=0

[rirv]

http://static.oper.ru/data/gallery/l1048753100.jpg

[rirv]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/2728/img00291vr4.jpg

[Myu-to]

http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!

The suspenders, diapers, and thigh-high boots look was not appreciated at the time, however, like bell bottoms pants, it will return, and when it does I will be so ready.

[Myu-to]

first i get the cookies

then i get the women

then i get the power
Genius.

[Audio.]

http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg

wow, dude just reminds me of somebody from Mortal Kombat

[rirv]

Sean Connery's lowest moment? That was in 1974 when he was at his peak. He must have been drunk or paid a lot of money to do that film.

[Freebasser]

http://static.oper.ru/data/gallery/l1048753100.jpg

As funny as it may seem at first glance, these cocks actually write it like that intentionally to avoid being done for anti-semitism. No balls or what?

[rirv]

As funny as it may seem at first glance, these cocks actually write it like that intentionally to avoid being done for anti-semitism. No balls or what?

Really? Oh. Didn't realise that, thought it was an anti-Semite writing phonetically.

[mate_spawn_die]

http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Jesterangalo/Krang3.jpg
http://img51.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Jesterangalo/Bebop4.jpg

[NoLayupRule]

Kid in window of adult store in park slope playing with a dildo


Genius?

http://www.brownstoner.com/brownstoner/archives/babeland-kid-0908.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9799/eyebz9.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://dlisted.com/files/caption0109_0.jpg

[Guy Incognito]

A lad at work made this flag to take to old trafford yesterday for the chelsea game and john terry defnitely saw it.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n110/mozwyn/Flag.jpg

[Lyman Zerga]

kewl

[rirv]

http://riotclitshave.com/2009.01/veselye-zverjushki_14604_s__7.jpg

[Echewta]

http://tvmegasite.net/images/primetime/space/space1999pic.jpg

[kaiser soze]

A picture speaks 1,000 words

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20090113/i/r3615134439.jpg

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20090113/i/r1479856442.jpg

The U.S. flag sign for distress

[TurdBerglar]

http://www.realtouch.com/

[paul jones]

http://www.realtouch.com/

this should reduce world over-population(y)

[TurdBerglar]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-homework-stripper-shovel-fail.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2dkh302.jpg

[roosta]

http://geekofalltrades.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zardoz.jpg

Sean Connery's lowest moment? That was in 1974 when he was at his peak. He must have been drunk or paid a lot of money to do that film.

i love Zardoz!

Its completely mental.

[Tomtomtom]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8402/009r5ezwpg1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
WTF is goin' on here?!

[camo]

It's Michael Stipe throwing a tantrum over someting.

[rirv]

Whoaaa-oh-oaaaaaaa! My pants are on fiiii-rrreeee.

[jackrock]

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/alfonso.JPG

What a pimp. And yes, she is a porn star.

[Lyman Zerga]

i cant believe he is more gangsta now than will smith, didnt think anyone was

[TurdBerglar]

holy shit

is that carlton?

[TurdBerglar]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/01/zombiesahead.jpg

[rirv]

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/alfonso.JPG

What a pimp. And yes, she is a porn star.

I can also confirm after a quick web search she is definitely a porn star. She's done quite a lot of porn. Quite a lot.

[funk63]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg159/funk63/ras.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/01/morph.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/?action=view&current=obamusha.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/?action=view&current=obamushb.jpg

[rirv]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8633/harep1.jpg

[roosta]

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/alfonso.JPG

What a pimp. And yes, she is a porn star.

i think she's a wrestler with wwe

[TurdBerglar]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8633/harep1.jpg

pahaha

[Lyman Zerga]

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p137/randetica/jessicasimpsoncc.jpg


awesome! jessica simpson is now fatter than me!

i was waiting for that day all my life \o/

[Dorothy Wood]

she's not fat, she's just softer than she was. and those are extremely unflattering pants. and belts. and top. but I'm willing to bet those are still tiny pants.

[beastieangel01]

yeah, she's just a lot softer and that is the least flattering outfit freakin possible. I don't know who her stylist was that day, or if she picked it, but they should have been slapped for letting her wear that out.

it does not work with her body type at all.

[Lyman Zerga]

umm didnt say she was fat, i said she is fatter than me (lb)

she got the same seize as me but with more kilos and i got bigger boobs also

[Dorothy Wood]

how do you know how much she weighs or what size she wears?

I was going to post a picture of my friend wearing almost the exact same outfit with different proportions, but I should respect her privacy. anyway, my point would be that she's probably 6 inches taller than jessica simpson and quite a bit larger, but looks much better in high waisted jeans because they suit her frame and she wears them looser.

blah

[Lyman Zerga]

i mean i got the same height as her but she weighs more than me and i know it cause some celebrity show named her current weight on tv today which is 65 kilos

[Dorothy Wood]

right. and I'm sure she called that show up and told them herself...or better yet, her doctor has been telling people how much she weighs.


I'm sorry, but this stuff makes me really angry. women comparing their bodies to other women. it's disgusting. everyone is different. what does it matter that you're skinnier? it doesn't, it only matters to you.

[Lyman Zerga]

thanks for ruining the best moment of my life with your annoying feminist whining

well she looks a bit fatter than me, i can tell that
and stop protecting that bimbo

[Helvete]

I'm sorry, but this stuff makes me really angry. women comparing their bodies to other women. it's disgusting. everyone is different. what does it matter that you're skinnier? it doesn't, it only matters to you.

You are fat! That's the only explanation here.

[Dorothy Wood]

I knew that's what that was going to say before I even looked at it.


I'm not fat, but I am husky, that's never been a secret. (I'm sarky by the way, if you didn't realize).


I'm just irritated by the constant scrutiny of people's bodies in the media. and irritated with randy for being judgmental all the time when she doesn't even leave her house. it's like she has this standard she wants to hold herself and everyone else to, and tells people about it, but nobody ever sees it, so who cares? not me. but maybe you do? I don't know.

frankly, I'd be really concerned if you thought the fact that randy surmises that she is slightly smaller than jessica simpson now qualifies as "genius".


I just think it's stupid and it made me mad, and I'm taking it too seriously probably. because I am fat, obviously.




http://userscripts.org/images/monkey_cat.jpg

[Lyman Zerga]

I'm just irritated by the constant scrutiny of people's bodies in the media. and irritated with randy for being judgmental all the time when she doesn't even leave her house. it's like she has this standard she wants to hold herself and everyone else to, and tells people about it, but nobody ever sees it, so who cares? not me. but maybe you do? I don't know.

frankly, I'd be really concerned if you thought the fact that randy surmises that she is slightly smaller than jessica simpson now qualifies as "genius".


I just think it's stupid and it made me mad, and I'm taking it too seriously probably. because I am fat, obviously.



you care too much, obviously and cause i dont leave the house (which i do daily) it means that im not allowed to have an opinion on anything?

your last messages are the perfect example why i hardly ever talk to women, omg big deal! yeah whatever..

i was just excited and a bit shocked finding out today that some ex skinny ass bitch weighs more than me now, i would have never guessed that this would happen and i hate her so i take the chance and e-spit on her


maybe you need to lose as much weight as i did to understand this situation

and p.s. i sure dont wanted to make an extra thread for that bitch so im a genius!

[funk63]

I'm not fat, but I am husky, that's never been a secret.


Husky sounds worse than fat.

[Dorothy Wood]

you care too much, obviously and cause i dont leave the house (which i do daily) it means that im not allowed to have an opinion on anything?

your last messages are the perfect example why i hardly ever talk to women, omg big deal! yeah whatever..

i was just excited and a bit shocked finding out today that some ex skinny ass bitch weighs more than me now, i would have never guessed that this would happen and i hate her so i take the chance and e-spit on her


maybe you need to lose as much weight as i did to understand this situation

and p.s. i sure dont wanted to make an extra thread for that bitch so im a genius!


you can have an opinion, I don't know what you mean about the women thing, I think it's weird and dumb that you would be happy that someone you don't even know gained a few pounds, I also think it's ridiculous that you "hate" her. she's an actress/singer and a human being doing a job. her life has no bearing on yours, or at least it shouldn't.

I'm not going to understand the situation because I don't compare my weight and size to celebrities. or other people for that matter, because it doesn't make sense to.

I'm allowed to have an opinion too. I'm all for self-improvement, and I'm glad that you're happy with the progress you've made, I just don't understand why it has to be displayed in the form of putting someone else down.


and, for the record, I just realized I am PMSing. so...that probably has more to do with my reaction than anything else.

[Lyman Zerga]

you can have an opinion, I don't know what you mean about the women thing, I think it's weird and dumb that you would be happy that someone you don't even know gained a few pounds, I also think it's ridiculous that you "hate" her. she's an actress/singer and a human being doing a job. her life has no bearing on yours, or at least it shouldn't.

I'm not going to understand the situation because I don't compare my weight and size to celebrities. or other people for that matter, because it doesn't make sense to.

I'm allowed to have an opinion too. I'm all for self-improvement, and I'm glad that you're happy with the progress you've made, I just don't understand why it has to be displayed in the form of putting someone else down.


and, for the record, I just realized I am PMSing. so...that probably has more to do with my reaction than anything else.

haha oh please! im too lazy to go through all of your posts but im pretty sure you said you hate on some other famous people just as much

only assholes with no personalities hate NO single human on this planet

you really are making a fool of yourself with this last post unless youre the mother of jesus, well then youre excused

i think you still didnt realize that we talk about jessica simpson here! JESSICA SIMPSON! but i noticed before that you usually "protect" the most retarded celebs
must be a fetish or something

stop hypocriting on me though, you talked more about celebrity crap on this board, more than i ever could or care to


or maybe youre just jealous :confused: well dont be cause afterall i like you much more than jessica <3

and women take shit too seriously, you just prooved it once again

[kaiser soze]

TWO BELTS?!?!

why :(

[Dorothy Wood]

haha oh please! im too lazy to go through all of your posts but im pretty sure you said you hate on some other famous people just as much

only assholes with no personalities hate NO single human on this planet

you really are making a fool of yourself with this last post unless youre the mother of jesus, well then youre excused

i think you still didnt realize that we talk about jessica simpson here! JESSICA SIMPSON! but i noticed before that you usually "protect" the most retarded celebs
must be a fetish or something

stop hypocriting on me though, you talked more about celebrity crap on this board, more than i ever could or care to


or maybe youre just jealous :confused: well dont be cause afterall i like you much more than jessica <3

and women take shit too seriously, you just prooved it once again


yeah, women are the worst. :rolleyes:

listen, I didn't like what you said, and I reacted. doesn't matter who the person was pictured, I thought you were being immature and rude and it offended me. and I'm allowed to say that.

you were like, "ha ha, look, she's fat now", and she's not fat, just not as fit. I think you need to ask yourself if her being skinny was part of why you hated her so much. and if you hate people for being skinny, that's something you need to get over. and it shows that if anything, you're the one who's taking things too seriously.

/lecture

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah, women are the worst. :rolleyes:

listen, I didn't like what you said, and I reacted. doesn't matter who the person was pictured, I thought you were being immature and rude and it offended me. and I'm allowed to say that.

you were like, "ha ha, look, she's fat now", and she's not fat, just not as fit. I think you need to ask yourself if her being skinny was part of why you hated her so much. and if you hate people for being skinny, that's something you need to get over. and it shows that if anything, you're the one who's taking things too seriously.

/lecture


drama women like you are the worst

and what the fuck is going on in your mind? you make up stories out of the blue just to say something

ok listen, i hated and hate her cause she is an annoying bimbo i never cared about her weight before (or any other celeb's weight) but today on a tv show that i didnt care about her current weight came to my ears and i was like no way! she weighs more than me by now WHICH DOESNT MEAN SHE IS FAT but still some heavier than me and i was quite suprised cause i was quite heavy back in the day while she danced as some skeleton around in her videos

you would be just as suprised if you ever found out that paris hilton weighs now more than you so shut up already

i cant even say i dont like what you say cause it's so silly that i can just laugh about it

AND how many times were you saying how ugly those new girls of your billion ex boyfriends were?
you are immature, a hypocrite and a jealous bitch (at times)

yet i "just" make sometimes bad comments on celebrites' looks cause thats what they are here for and not on "real" people like you

dont make up any more lies or go and annoy someone else with your kindergarten bullshit

[Dorothy Wood]

http://www.internalbleeding.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/title.jpg

[Drederick Tatum]

hating someone who don't even know takes far too much effort.

[Audio.]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/2423658821_3fe4c0b2a8_o.jpg

:cool:

also I might post my dollar bills but I could get in trouble for defacing currency.

[Audio.]

the whole Return of the Jedi movie
in sprite.

http://www.nerdcore.de/images/return.gif

Millennium Falcon Xbox console - so rad.
http://www.nerdcore.de/images/falcon.jpg

http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~sf-papercraft/Gallery/at-at/at01.jpg
http://www7a.biglobe.ne.jp/~sf-papercraft/Gallery/at-at/at-at.html
thank me later.

[camo]

^thats my sunday sorted out then (y)

[Otis Driftwood]

Yuck!
http://www.boingboing.net/surfrider012909_1.jpg