Genius Thread II

[taquitos]

^ haha, no way

[DandyFop]

I thought the joke was that instead of Orson he said awesome. Which makes more sense to me than just saying a random name.
And it also says Awesome in the subtitles of the DVD.

huh wow I really thought it was Orson! I wish it was...it seems like something an idiot would say, I mean it's not that random of a name, not just made up or something.

[abcdefz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/idivulge/ATT00001.jpg



Vindication! (http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/bollards.asp)

[abcdefz]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

[Rock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/february_08_1_05.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/february_08_1_30.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/slater.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/rrod2001.jpg

[ericlee]

http://4chanarchive.org/images/53538580/1202666100024.jpg

[Auton]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/slater.jpg

holy shit that is the single greatest thing i have ever seen in my whole life

[ericlee]

http://funkyimg.com/u/3673619_podborka_49.jpg

[Freebasser]

http://www.theaesthetics.com/assets/bigbass.bmp

[ericlee]

http://www.theaesthetics.com/assets/bigbass.bmp


fucking awesome

[DIGI]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/brule-11.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/chippy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/bobbydigital_xl/images8.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2287015412_75d9bfc6c8.jpg

Please Geek Squad, help me install a game on my 360!

[Helvete]

I bet they charge for that shit aswell.

[Waus]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4692/1202184825056ww6.png

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/493/1204012698955bd0.jpg

[jackrock]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Spetsnaz.jpg

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9333/mouseremicsbmpoh9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[abcdefz]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4692/1202184825056ww6.png




Okay, now -- that one's pretty good. (y)

[abcdefz]

AV Club (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a) reviewed the cheeseburger in a can.




http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/false.jpg



"When word hit the Internet that a German camping-supplies company was marketing a canned cheeseburger, we were instantly buried
under a wave of requests—nay, demands—that we get our hands on one and rate the experience of eating it. The German company
doesn't ship to the U.S., but we paid an embarrassing price for one on eBay, acquired by an American soldier currently stationed at a
German military base. (We're fairly sure it wasn't smuggled out of the country in a coffin, à la American Gangster, but we aren't 100
percent positive.) A few days later, we all eagerly gathered around the hot plate in the A.V. Club labs to see whether cheeseburger-
in-a-can could possibly be any good.

"Answer: no. Oh dear sweet shrieking Lord, no."

[Freebasser]

Several thousand internet morons after seeing pixelated image of the aftermath of Eduardo's leg break:

"OMG - Taylur wuz smilin' at Edwardo after smashin iz legz. Ban im 4 lyfe and letz send im def frets"

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9529/n6550142603775155535sn0.jpg

The actual high-resolution image:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7636/eduardo2oa8.jpg

Conclusion: I hate morons.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/337/lol2iq1.jpg

[taquitos]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7757/nita096po.jpg

[b i o n i c]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/IMG_1704.jpg

i saw this the time i had beers with ericlee, lol

[Bob]

AV Club (http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_cheeseburger_in_a) reviewed the cheeseburger in a can.




http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/false.jpg



"When word hit the Internet that a German camping-supplies company was marketing a canned cheeseburger, we were instantly buried
under a wave of requests—nay, demands—that we get our hands on one and rate the experience of eating it. The German company
doesn't ship to the U.S., but we paid an embarrassing price for one on eBay, acquired by an American soldier currently stationed at a
German military base. (We're fairly sure it wasn't smuggled out of the country in a coffin, à la American Gangster, but we aren't 100
percent positive.) A few days later, we all eagerly gathered around the hot plate in the A.V. Club labs to see whether cheeseburger-
in-a-can could possibly be any good.

"Answer: no. Oh dear sweet shrieking Lord, no."

man, that's a pretty pretentious article. i was gonna write a parody of it, but it would basically sound like this

"When word hit the Internet that a German camping-supplies company was marketing a canned cheeseburger, we were instantly buried
under a wave of requests—nay, demands—that we get our hands on one and rate the experience of eating it. The German company
doesn't ship to the U.S., but we paid an embarrassing price for one on eBay, acquired by an American soldier currently stationed at a
German military base. (We're fairly sure it wasn't smuggled out of the country in a coffin, à la American Gangster, but we aren't 100
percent positive.) A few days later, we all eagerly gathered around the hot plate in the A.V. Club labs to see whether cheeseburger-
in-a-can could possibly be any good.

"Answer: no. Oh dear sweet shrieking Lord, no."

[kaiser soze]

http://blogs.herald.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/27/captxce10702252226france_fashion_xc.jpg Who Let The Dogs Out!?

[b i o n i c]

whever designed that needs to be kicked in the nuts (y)

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2834-468x-23.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2828-468x-15.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2826-468x-13.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2832-468x-19.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2829-468x-16.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2823-468x-10.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2827-468x-14.jpg

F YEAH!

[ericlee]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/BionicOne/IMG_1704.jpg

i saw this the time i had beers with ericlee, lol


Haha. I remember those!

Should send that pic to engrish.com

[abcdefz]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2834-468x-23.jpg





There's a film fest in San José that gets an okay-to-pretty-decent celebrity to show up each year for a "Maverick" award (they've had, um...
I know William H. Macy; can't think of the others). It's kind of a desperate award thing to draw somebody, etc.

Well, apparently they had a hard time getting their pick to come this year, etc., and then late in the game, they announced none other
than John L.

Leguzimo (sp?)!? What the fuck? Who in the HELL should give a career award to Leguzimo?

Well, after they started advertising this, their apparent first picks -- Danny Glover and Michael Keaton -- confirmed. So now it's kind
of funny because all the advertising has switched to Keaton and Glover and they've stopped mentioning Leguzimo altogether.

Well, I thought it was funny.

[TimDoolan]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/2827-468x-14.jpg

I. Fucking. Love. That. Movie.

[kaiser soze]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080228/capt.7b9a39e6cbeb4f1082a6046f3c890ac4.tv_nbc__bush __whre104.jpg

This pic intrigues me:

1) The Napoleon hat like shape of the house behind his head
2) The "W House" and "Won" behind him
3) The black heart shape of the mics
4) The motion of pinching money in his hands
5) The blank look (as always)

[abcdefz]

I. Fucking. Love. That. Movie.



...so you're the one!

[King PSYZ]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/productDetail4.png
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/productDetail3.png
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/productDetail1.png
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/original2.png

[Jitters]

I. Fucking. Love. That. Movie.

Who doesn't?

[Teh]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/FrozenLInt/1203627205761.jpg
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/788/epic4chanpost300jq11hu9.jpg

[jackrock]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3192/4chanfullofnormalpeopleom6.png

[Teh]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3192/4chanfullofnormalpeopleom6.png

?

png format doesn't work.

p.s - i don't visit 4chan, i was forwarded that by somebody elseee :D

[jackrock]

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9563/4chanfullofnormalpeopleoo7.jpg

[abcdefz]

Who doesn't?



Most anybody who's seen it? (http://imdb.com/title/tt0108255/ratings)

[Air Raid]

http://kered.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/sushi.jpg

[Air Raid]

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Cowboy_Meets_His_Match_OWNED.jpg

[abcdefz]

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2007/BlackDowney.jpg


Robert Downey, Jr. Playing a method actor who is cast as a black man. Undergoes race surgery.

[abcdefz]

http://www.vote756.com/marcecko/images/vote2_ball.jpg

[hpdrifter]

They did end up putting the asterisk on it?

[Echewta]

http://rachel.hub-bub.com/wp-content/uploads/dscn0192-1.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJWj5oGI-MD0GRCsAhjvATIIcc-LRsRZ_Xc

[abcdefz]

They did end up putting the asterisk on it?

Yup. Bonds is saying he'll boycott the hall of fame if they display it.

Which they're going to do.

[hpdrifter]

Ah well, I am not sure where I stand. I don't follow baseball that much and I could see either side of the debate. Oh well, its a done deal now.

[abcdefz]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j302/abcdefz7/1.gif

[gbsuey]

oh no-look what happened. this is the last time i wear this dress

[abcdefz]

Wardrobe malfunction.



-- actually, that phrase is genius.

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/grow.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/jesusfollow.jpg
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/sesame.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

http://www.threatalertjesus.com/threatalertjesus.jpg

[hpdrifter]

I said I'd post this and here it is. Taken with my phone and far away, hopefully you can see it, I tried to make it as big as I could.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine2.jpg

[pshabi]

I said I'd post this and here it is. Taken with my phone and far away, hopefully you can see it, I tried to make it as big as I could.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine2.jpg

The Beastie Boys in front of the fucking Mystery Machine!!!!! Awesome!!!:p:cool::D

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/obamabroshoes2oc2.jpg

[ericlee]

I said I'd post this and here it is. Taken with my phone and far away, hopefully you can see it, I tried to make it as big as I could.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine1.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/crie05/mysterymachine2.jpg

Hey Kiddies!! I've got some Scooby snacks, won't you come step inside!!

*shudders*

[TurdBerglar]

like any kid under 15 would even know what the mystery machine is anymore. :(

[ericlee]

http://media.ifun.ru/m/j/mj9sqhh3.jpg

[abcdefz]

That's pretty scary.

[taquitos]

http://www.horseriding.gr/images/Swimming-with-horses.JPG

[abcdefz]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/18/chinglish/chinglish3.jpg

[Rock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/jabba-beanbag.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

http://cache.opt.fimserve.com/contents/457/55/55457/emo728x90.gif

[Rock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/starwars-golf-2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/starwars-golf-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/polar020308DM_800x530.jpg

[hpdrifter]

That bear has freakishly perfect teeth.

[TimDoolan]

I'd buy one of those Jabba beanbag chairs.

[ericlee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/iftk2/02/adv_6.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/21/679/21679038_jaws_400.jpg

[ericlee]

http://www.davidshrigley.com/images/photo_pics/lost_pigeon.jpg

[ericlee]

http://www.swmoore.com/images/kthx/fruitsandvegetables.jpg

[Calimero jr.]

^^ (y)(y)(y)

[Helvete]

That's amazing.

[HEIRESS]

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/30/lolcatsdotcomjjb1iw9v9b0600wt.jpg

[Helvete]

OMG THAT MAN LOOKS LIKE A CAT!

[King PSYZ]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r59/kingpsyz/hahaha.gif

[ericlee]

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/7/f/7f0abed4bca32e546b9d8d30b21e0c16.jpg

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2393/2383397499_f047fb7bfb_o.gif

[bigblu89]

Nice. I prefer this one, but that's me.

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image012.jpg

[abcdefz]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2393/2383397499_f047fb7bfb_o.gif



That's pretty nifty. (y)

[Helvete]

I don't get it.

[abcdefz]

It's an R.E.M. song called "Stand."

[ET]

http://i28.tinypic.com/t5ge90.jpg

[King PSYZ]

http://www.actiontoronto.com/images/applause.gif

[ericlee]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/charles2.jpg

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f394/mariofreak85/bro_guns.jpg

[ET]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2n6rk9f.jpg

[cookiepuss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/idivulge/jessica-simpson-esquire.jpg

brilliant! I always thought she looked a little like a tranny.

[abcdefz]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/462827697_281187fc47.jpg?v=0

[BangkokB]

http://www.craphound.com/images/klingfurrbowl.jpg

[cookiepuss]

http://www.craphound.com/images/klingfurrbowl.jpg

no fair! why don't they have to wear stinky bowling shoes??????!!!! fuckin' furries.:rolleyes:

[BangkokB]

They march to their own drum. Just try to do a GIS of Carnival Fire and look for the results(n)

[b-grrrlie]

I like the fact that they've been pointed out as dangerous!

[Funky Pepp]

I found that hilarious link here (http://forums.2kgames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16821) to another "Genius Thread".

These are my favourites...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/mom_of_the_year.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/background-people_3.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/whattagirl-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/6q1c61k.jpg

[Funky Pepp]

... and these...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/collegehumor8a546d05783955c70cc54c7.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/WTF.jpg

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/live_20on_20CNN.jpg

and this one...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/20061205_16.jpg

:D

[TurdBerglar]

that last one is making me dizzy

[mate_spawn_die]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/6q1c61k.jpg


this one got a lol

[ericlee]

http://www.jedi.net/~broberts/chicken_penis.jpg

[taquitos]

is that the space needle in the background?
or perhaps some poor farmer getting sucked up by a flying saucer.

[hpdrifter]

Woah. Though it doesn't surprise me that something like that would be posted in my fair city. *sigh*

[Whatitis]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/6q1c61k.jpg


Images of moshgirl dances through my head.

[funk63]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b12/mary_princess/Funny%20Stuff/WTF.jpg





hahaha horse/human toddler?

[roosta]

http://i30.tinypic.com/jr4r3s.gif

[Caribou]

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/Euphmancrown/BATHHP_anonib.jpg

[Yorkshire~Rose]

:eek: I don't know whether to laugh, cry or throw up.

[Randetica]

haha

[Jitters]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the cast of the Punch-Out!! movie.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/littlemac_tomcruise_ap.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/thumb_docreginaldveljohnson.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/glassjoe_owenwilson1_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/vonkaiser_danielday_ap.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/pistonhonda_ralphmarcchio_getty.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/donflamenco_sandler_ap.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/kinghippo_georgesteele.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/greattigerbenkingsley_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/sodapop_bowlerhatguy.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/baldbull_charlesbarkley_getty.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/mrsandman_tracymorgan_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/supermachoman_joeybuttafuoco_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/mrdream_dolphlundgren_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/miketyson_getty.jpg

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/arsenal.jpg

INGREDIENTS
Ready Made Crumble Mix
1 German Prune (well passed its sell by date)
4 French Lemons
3 African Melons
1 Spanish Plumb
2 Brazilian Nuts
2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (please note! These fruits are seriously over rated!)
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS
It is recommended that you adhere to the recipe but as it is an 'Arsenal Crumble' some cheating is expected
For a good 'Arsenal' crumble topping the ingredient need to be well beaten before cooking (5-1 should do it!)
Add all the fruits together in a hot cauldron (Anfield is perfect)and make sure they stew for 90 minutes You will know that they are properly stewed as they will completely break down and lose all of their structure.
Add a generous splash of 'Chateau Wenger' whine to add to the sour taste.
Once this has been done cover with the crumble mix and place into a very hot oven (Old Trafford) for a further 90 minutes.
The 'Arsenal Crumble' is now complete!!!
Arsenal supporters may find this dish very bitter to swallow!!
If so they can help themselves to a large slice of humble pie which we made earlier!!!

[ericlee]

http://www.b3tards.com/u/0406b673b5bded96d6fe/dsotds.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

celebrities as midwesterners

Britney Spears

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/britneyspears.jpg
Ashley Simpson

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ashleysimpson.jpg

Cameron Diaz

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/camerondiaz.jpg

Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones


http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/douglas.jpg

The Beckhams

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/beckhams.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

Gwen Steffani

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/gwensteffani.jpg

Hillary Duff

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hillaryduff.jpg

Jennifer Aniston

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jenniferaniston.jpg

Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony


http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jlo.jpg

Johnny Depp

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/johnnydepp.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

John Travolta

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/johntravolta.jpg

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/marykateashleyolsen.jpg

Pamela Anderson

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/pamanderson.jpg

Paris Hilton


http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/parishilton.jpg

Sarah Jessica Parker

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sarahjessicaparker.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

Sharon Stone

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sharonstone.jpg

Tara Reid

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tarareid.jpg

Tom Cruise

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tomcruise.jpg

[Helvete]

I feel sorry for the bodies.

[Tzar]

total genius (y)

[taquitos]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/mrdream_dolphlundgren_getty.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/miketyson_getty.jpg
How can the movie have both Dream and Tyson? Some kinda promotional stunt?

[bigblu89]

Sarah Jessica Parker

http://www.wintrest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sarahjessicaparker.jpg

Which one is SJP?

[mikizee]

hahaha yeah SJP is fucking fugly. Why anyone would find her hot is beyond me.

I think she just added her middle name to make her sound important.

Sarah Parker sounds plain as fuck.

Did I mention she's gross

[abcdefz]

You should've seen her in L.A. Story. Her body fucking rocks.

But, yeah -- now that I've seen a bit of Sex and the City, I can't stand her anymore.

[Yetra Flam]

Which one is SJP?

wow, nobody's ever mad that joke before

[Guy Incognito]

wow, nobody's ever mad that joke before

Thats exactly what the horse said.

[Jitters]

How can the movie have both Dream and Tyson? Some kinda promotional stunt?

The original movie will feature Tyson but after certain allegations are made a new movie will be made featuring Mr. Dream in his place.

[taquitos]

oh, aight then.

[TAL]

http://www.10eastern.com/images/FoundPhotos/archives/archive133/pict3041.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

You should've seen her in L.A. Story. Her body fucking rocks.

But, yeah -- now that I've seen a bit of Sex and the City, I can't stand her anymore.


Her character in L.A. Story was the most annoying character she's ever played!

it makes me a bit sad when people say she's ugly. sometimes she can look really cute, and so what if a normal-faced person is an actress? she's pretty darn good, and awfully likable. don't get me wrong, I hated Sex and the City and all it stood for...then I started watching it in maybe the 6th season, and fell in love with it. A lot of it is pretty goofy and embarrassing for women (especially the first season), but there are so many things that are true to life that it makes up for it.

http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg

[Randetica]

that picture is quite nasty, i like those socks though

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, it makes me equally sad when people say she's ugly.

[russhie]

She's not ugly? I don't think she has particularly 'horsey' features, either.

[Randetica]

shes ugly though.. unless you find witch looking trashtwats pretty

[NoLayupRule]

Her character in L.A. Story was the most annoying character she's ever played!

it makes me a bit sad when people say she's ugly. sometimes she can look really cute, and so what if a normal-faced person is an actress? she's pretty darn good, and awfully likable. don't get me wrong, I hated Sex and the City and all it stood for...then I started watching it in maybe the 6th season, and fell in love with it. A lot of it is pretty goofy and embarrassing for women (especially the first season), but there are so many things that are true to life that it makes up for it.

http://movies.ee/pildid/uudised/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg
that looks like one hell of a good time waiting to happen, if you ask me!

SJP may not be a beautiful woman but she has a solid personality and a boomin' figure.

Im not saying shes top of my list or really one Id want to spend time admiring on the interwebs but lets not put people like Lohan and Kardasian on pedestals and bash this one.

[bigblu89]

but lets not put people like Lohan and Kardasian on pedestals and bash this one.

When we're talking strictly about her looks, then yes, yes we can.

And saying people have a "great personality" is jsut code for them being ugly.

I thought we all learned that in High School?

[NoLayupRule]

pretending that personality doesnt add to hotness, or take away from it, is very HS.

Try spending 5 mins with Lohan or Kardishan when their mouths are not full and you'll change your tune.

[abcdefz]

....fortunately, that tune was "We Built This City." :D

[HotAndWet]

[QUOTE=Dorothy Wood;1576713]

it makes me a bit sad when people say she's ugly. sometimes she can look really cute, and so what if a normal-faced person is an actress? she's pretty darn good, and awfully likable.
QUOTE]

Yeah I hate when people are like "she's so ugly", she looks like a normal woman and can act so what's wrong with that? UGH I hate society

[paul jones]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g233/pauljonesusa/deathtothieves.jpg

[russhie]

When we're talking strictly about her looks, then yes, yes we can.

And saying people have a "great personality" is jsut code for them being ugly.

I thought we all learned that in High School?

Haha.

So when some dude compliments me on my intellect as opposed to my tits, I should be properly offended, I suppose?

'Great personality' is a fucking urban myth. I don't know many guys who would bang a vapid, bimbo-esque model type over a funny, smart, regular girl.

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/mega_wall.jpg

It may not look like much but once you know it's made out of post-it notes it becomes better.

[TimDoolan]

Thanks Dorothy Wood, SJP is now on my desktop.

[Auton]

Haha.
'Great personality' is a fucking urban myth. I don't know many guys who would bang a vapid, bimbo-esque model type over a funny, smart, regular girl.

you don't know any men? weird!!!

[bigblu89]

pretending that personality doesnt add to hotness, or take away from it, is very HS.

Try spending 5 mins with Lohan or Kardishan when their mouths are not full and you'll change your tune.

I don't ever plan of meeting SJP or Kim Kardashian to know what kind of personaly they have, so all I can go on is their looks.

And for my personal tastes, I find Kim Kardashian to be much more attractive that SJP.

[bigblu89]

Haha.

So when some dude compliments me on my intellect as opposed to my tits, I should be properly offended, I suppose?

No, you should just assume he's a homo.

Just kidding.

But seriously, 9 times out of 10, while he's complimenting you on your intellect, he's thinking about his face between your tits.

you don't know any men? weird!!!

Exactly.

[ericlee]

I didn't want to make a thread over this but, I took a pic of this old coal factory and I swear I can see someone walking. You can see a guy with a white shirt and the sleeves rolled up and you can make his head out.

Creepy...

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7176/12094412586691pi6.jpg

[taquitos]

where? i don't see him.

[Bob]

me either (you should know that i checked to make sure it wasn't a gif first, but i'm still half-expecting something to jump out at me)

[ericlee]

where? i don't see him.

look towards the bottom center by the white block. You'll notice something that looks like a head, a shoulder and an arm. It looks like a figure in a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

If you look at it, it becomes clearer. I showed it to some coworkers and they noticed it too.

I bet I can submit it to some ghost site. I believe in them, maybe it's not one but it still creeps me how it appeared and it wasn't there when I took the pic.

[mate_spawn_die]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2450670781_080d65728a_o.jpg

[ericlee]

there it is!!!

[mate_spawn_die]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3183/2451626102_b557cbf990_o.jpg

[taquitos]

^ oh, i think i can make out the figure now.

[ericlee]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4128/1234ca9.jpg

[NoLayupRule]

hahaha

that was genius!

[ericlee]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3673/underneathitallvl4.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/tetrabinary/Two/Three/starwars_dogs.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a252/sugarcrash/Lol%20Macros/roflbot-1.jpg

[ericlee]

http://damiandodd.com/Images2/Sitar_Hero.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

what happened to "Genius Thread I"??

[taquitos]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/tetrabinary/Two/Three/starwars_dogs.jpg


is that from my wiener dog thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86586)?

[Auton]

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3673/underneathitallvl4.jpg

that's freakin awesome mostly because of pixel size. like an early nineties computer game. my favorite kind.

[ericlee]

is that from my wiener dog thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=86586)?



I haven't seen your thread but I can tell you it's from the Internet. That's about all.

[Rock]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/illusione.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/55_pics.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/RUBen1off/ray_romano.jpg

[TimDoolan]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/lex5sz.jpg

And that's terrible.

[Lyman Zerga]

:eek::eek:40???:eek::eek:

[cookiepuss]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4128/1234ca9.jpg

you should submit it ot one of those ghost hunting sites, just to get thier geeky expert opinions.

I see what you are saying...but the thing that's so hard to verify about these things is once you say "I see a man in a white shirt with rolled up sleves" then about 50% of people who view it will also see that. kinda like when your looking at clouds and you see one shaped like and ice cream cone and you point it out to someone else they'll say they see it to...where as if you said nothing they might think you ice cream cone cloud looks like a penis or something. it's the power of suggestion. Also our minds want to recognize familiars shapes and figures that may not actually be there.

is the solid cream block where you see the figure a door???? or is that part of the apparition? I can't quite tell...but that area doesn't seem to match the rest of the building. the figure also seems rather tall like it's hovering above the chain link fence a bit. also i notice and area of white on the colum of the building right next to the "figure" some of the white that is making up the figure you see maybe part of the building.

the other problem is that building just looks spooky....so that helps the imagination

I don't know, but it's an interesting specimine. (y) I do beleive in ghosts but I don't know if that's what you got here.

[Yetra Flam]

that definitely looks like a dude walking there, i saw it right away, it's very clear.
are you sure he wasn't there when you took the photo?

[BCK]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/user561394827/1234ca9.jpg

[ericlee]

that definitely looks like a dude walking there, i saw it right away, it's very clear.
are you sure he wasn't there when you took the photo?


I took a walk back to the building earlier this evening and made out what it was.

The part that looks like a white shirt is a white stain on the building and the head is a crevis in the building.

Cookie was right. If it were one, it would be like 10' tall.

Believe me though, I was somewhat convinced after I reviewed the pic. I even showed it to my wife and the first thing she asked was who is walking in it and as mentioned, my coworkers noticed right away.

Kind of pisses me off. I was hoping that I wouldn't be able to make it out when I walked there earlier. It took a while to figure what it was but I found it.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm glad you figured it out. I could tell that it was a stain, but I didn't want to spoil the fun. :o

I'd still pretend it was a ghost if I were you though.

[ericlee]

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/5599/r2shirtfk8.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f151/klmoretz/Mullet.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8878/neverendingjesussv3.jpg

[cookiepuss]

The part that looks like a white shirt is a white stain on the building and the head is a crevis in the building.

Cookie was right. If it were one, it would be like 10' tall.



I learned mad debunking skills from watching Jason and Grant!(y)
http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/0/06/SCIFI_GhostHunters2.jpg

TAPS 4EVR YO!

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/Brunswick-Stop-80s-time.jpg

[ericlee]

http://www.komplexify.com/math/images/complexkitty/LMAO.gif

[ericlee]

http://journals.jevon.org/img/user/arita-1544-36779e190844.jpg

[ericlee]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/e/c/hillary_vader2.jpg

[ericlee]

http://graphjam.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-graphs-too-sexy-for-this-graph.gif

[ericlee]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-wet-mad-cat-sink.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/Saturnine_album/rfd128.gif

[ericlee]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6179/babytaunteraj6.jpg

[ericlee]

http://mooregroup.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/contextual-importance.jpg

[ericlee]

http://www.offbeatearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2-girls-1-cup-tattoo.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210557835561.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210557986668.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210558399750.jpg

[A. Chimendez]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080507.jpg

[BBboy20]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/Metal%20Gear/seccomcopy.jpg

Wasn't made by me though.

[abcdefz]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j302/abcdefz7/bpe.jpg

[abcdefz]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/Fintann/Kybard4.jpg

[Auton]

haha

[BBboy20]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/Fintann/Kybard4.jpg*saves*

[ericlee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/Metal%20Gear/seccomcopy.jpg

Wasn't made by me though.


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8763/solidsnake305932ww7.jpg

[cookiepuss]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/7/minibush.jpg

[Funky Pepp]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j302/abcdefz7/bpe.jpg

Why is that cat in the boat? :D

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210628401375-1.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210615774060-1.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/53238-2.jpg

Best. Ad. Ever

[abcdefz]

Why is that cat in the boat? :D



No idea if it's real or not.

[Dorothy Wood]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210615774060-1.jpg


I don't get it. :confused: is it the teddy bears?

[na§tee]

is it meant to be someone appearing photoshop, sorry, ghost-like at the door? meh. this makes me feel too old for the internet. i'm past it for the latest internet memes, man.

[Jitters]

I don't get it. :confused: is it the teddy bears?

Pay attention to her fingers. Something is wrong with one of them.

[Dorothy Wood]

oh. I looked real close before, but didn't even realize. I haven't shit bricks tho.

[Jitters]

oh. I looked real close before, but didn't even realize. I haven't shit bricks tho.

Neither did I, here's one someone had to explain to me. I saw it but didn't realize what it was because I thought it was something else.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/1210972833769.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

T Rex?

[Jitters]

Yeah. I saw it the first time I looked at it but I swear it looked like a tree to me.

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/wiicomic16.jpg

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/wiicomic11.jpg

[NoLayupRule]

^^^^

wrong thread, this is the genius thread buddy

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/factcheckinghd5.jpg

[taquitos]

^ hahaha

i wish i just had the image without the frame.

[BangkokB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v450/BangkokB/mittenspostercatfucking.jpg

[russhie]

I still don't get the fingers thing.

[Manticore]

I still don't get the fingers thing.

no thumb?

[Jitters]

no thumb?

Si.

[Audio.]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9484/nowenteringbn5.jpg

[russhie]

It doesn't look that weird?

Certainly not shit a brick weird.

[Caribou]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5964/imagephpac4.jpg

[Jitters]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9484/nowenteringbn5.jpg

Made me chuckle (y)

[NoLayupRule]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44670000/jpg/_44670836_a49f48d0-a945-4bb3-8608-332f3bce7442.jpg

[Dorothy Wood]

It doesn't look that weird?

Certainly not shit a brick weird.


ah, actually guys, the thumb isn't the mindfuck. she has 5 regular fingers, which would mean that if she had a thumb, she'd have 6 digits total.

[hpdrifter]

^ Yep.

[roosta]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-0-0157DA6A00000578-931_468x275.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/143/lolgutsp1lm5.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i27.tinypic.com/24ou9va.jpg

[camo]

^awesome eric

[P of R]

Haha.

[bigblu89]

See, now that's fucking funny.

[Jitters]

NO BILLS!

[bigblu89]

I want that Bill Murray Image on a T-Shirt.

[BBboy20]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/docdre/Metal%20Gear/sanke33copywd9.png

[Bob]

http://img0735.paintedover.com/uploads/0735/20999bird911.gif

[Tzar]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/22/article-0-0157DA6A00000578-931_468x275.jpg
hahaha there's a pic of one of those little yellow "SLIPPERY" signs that fold out. it says that dude's name on it. terri or whatever. i laughed.

[Jitters]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/02-06-07---kirby.jpg

Snoop Kirby Kirbb

[BBboy20]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/02-06-07---kirby.jpg

Snoop Kirby KirbbKIRB STOMP, FO' SHO'!

[Dorothy Wood]

not very many of these things are genius. :(

more things like that post no bills please!

[Jitters]

not very many of these things are genius. :(

more things like that post no bills please!

Contribute please. I like em just as much as you do.

[ericlee]

yeah. You don't have to post everything you see on the innarweb. Some real boring/stupid stuff has been posted lately.

[Audio.]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x82/stevesikes/02-06-07---kirby.jpg

Snoop Kirby Kirbb

lol :D

Get Pink or die Try'n

[Audio.]

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4416/rs020ya1.jpg

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5724/sexbp2.jpg

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa136/djdoorman/BruceLeeBirthday.jpg

[ericlee]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/thedailyactor2/ralphthenandnow.jpg

[Jasonik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/Jasonik/TERRORdime.jpg

[ericlee]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3990/s320x240am8.jpg

[mate_spawn_die]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3990/s320x240am8.jpg

yeah, that one got a lol.

[funk63]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/143/lolgutsp1lm5.jpg

i would still screw whoever that is regardless of the monster gut

[ericlee]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/05/13/dining/23148599.JPG

[taquitos]

^whats he eating?

[camo]

looks like the biscuit bit from some Munchies buts it's probably just some black eyed peas.

[ericlee]

http://www.blogula-rasa.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jesustruck.jpg

[Bob]

edit: bah screw it

[Bob]

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/3240/mccaindazkj9.jpg

[abcdefz]

oops